Sign in

ghost of john gode

@ghostofjohngode.bsky.social
333 followers 538 following 2.3K posts

manager at ska walgreens

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by ghost of john gode
decorative gourd @taco.cat · 8h
“things are going so well, we’d like to give somebody else a piece of the action”
031
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 12h
"I'm the only one who knows how to spell" is a pretty awesome take ngl
100
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 16h
lana del raytheon black square avi, whatever unhinged shit that cpac chopra guy did
010
Reposted by ghost of john gode
The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
431583138
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 21h
Star_Wolf_Theme_(Venom-hard)-ska_version.mp3
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who cares
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
scoring goals feels so fucking good
000
Reposted by ghost of john gode
assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sick nasty hip hop album of all time favorites in Deep Kick and Pea
001
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
logan thompson wedding crashers mask is atrocious
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"hasan piker" ... "your wife liked a post" ... "your wife liked another post" ngl if I said that shit in front of the un the very next thing I'd do is drink poison like that croatian guy
040
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social fuck you
110
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
could never have a ju ju smith schuster nowadays. because of woke
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the most annoying part is that the automation process isn't even necessarily dangerous! what's dangerous is one capitalist selling it to another and both of them mandating that you treat it as necessarily load bearing and infallible
001
Reposted by ghost of john gode
🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there has never been a “computer did it” defense. why is there one now.
744254
Reposted by ghost of john gode
fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The lesbian bar had a masc mandate? Can they do that?
2374
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mitch mcconnell looking dead as hell these days
011
Reposted by ghost of john gode
NullVoxPopuli @nullvoxpopuli.com · 04/09/2026
const hope = expect
071
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nothing quite like losing so bad at something you start thinking about going back to church
000
Reposted by ghost of john gode
tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 17/09/2026
It's hilarious that "the initial work and underlying philosophy of this massive defense-linked American industry came from a small group of sorta racist californians who were super into esoteric sex cultism" is not enough to pin down what industry you're talking about
20708154
Reposted by ghost of john gode
jack M @balan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if rare never stopped making donkey kong country games. by now we'd have monkeys called like onerous kong and dolorous kong
5498
Reposted by ghost of john gode
blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me saving something in my drafts: this will come in handy later! Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
251059
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a tuscan stew that can tame a meat monster
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my meat monster of a husband
010
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok partition the state and prosecute israeli leadership like how it happened in nuremburg
090
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Terrorism is when you blow up a bus or kill someone from up close. When you lob missiles from 50km away to massacre an entire city block that's not terrorism.
413218
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran singing hatikvah a capella
01015
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sorry but you do not have to care about macklemore's costume in 2014. did anyone get denied employment because of this? housing? admission to an educational institution? did anyone get brutalized by cops? shot by a sniper? blown up by a jdam? who gives a shit
000
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
2266191257
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
422688485
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
remember that beefcake robert mueller picture book. what a time that was
020
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
attn @fraserramon.bsky.social
110
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In recent cases, it's not that AI somehow "escaped containment" or "went rogue." That's anthropomorphizing at best. It's more like if a Boston Dynamics robot dog nudged open an already open door and walked in.
5850152
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's for a few reasons. Lazy engineering and oversight for starters. But also, this just happens all the time at big companies. Lower priority vulnerabilities get put on the back burner for higher priority ones. Priority is based on risk calculations, a big one being human hacker capabilities.
361249
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.
221376280
Reposted by ghost of john gode
Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
EKERSLY1.BMF
A color portrait of Dennis Eckersley, the Major League Baseball pitcher who gained fame as a “closer” for the Oakland Athletics in the late 1980s and early 1990s. In 1989 he helped the A’s sweep their neighboring rivals, the San Francisco Giants. It’s neither here nor there, but Dr. Slife was in the stands for Game Two, hotdog in one hand, beer in the other, when he saw a slim figure in a forest green tunic cartwheeling across the diamond. Nobody else seemed to notice. The figure landed lithely on his feet, spun around, looked up to the stands, and made eye contact with Slife. The figure smiled menacingly and Slife thought he saw two rows of teeth each on the top and bottom all filed down to glistening ivory needlepoints. The figure threw back his head and capered off the diamond. Still nobody noticed. Slife felt a warm wet shadow spread across his crotch.
1368
Reposted by ghost of john gode
pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🫡
1345
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wikipedia was never slop, but you couldn't cite it the same way as you would cite peer-reviewed research or published journalism and you still can't! idiot guy
010
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
just quit my job at the boner pill company because the boner pills I was making work so well that I fear they will destroy humanity
110
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
some free display names 4 u: bussy_holly CNC_musicfactory
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
still happening but with different stuff
000
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is like when a guy you know gets really high and thinks he accurately learned the entirety of mandarin chinese in like 90 minutes by thinking really hard
040
Reposted by ghost of john gode
sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026
the ai bubble is awesome because you know 99% of these motherfuckers who are saying its inevitable and polluting the waters in all sorts of fields aren't running a local model so the minute they lose access to the big providers the world will instantly get more peaceful
834458
Reposted by ghost of john gode
orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why The AI Toilet That Blows Turds Back At You Is Actually Good For Humanity
1162
Reposted by ghost of john gode
orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ai toilet that blows the turds back at you occasionally
2273
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the steam drill from the john henry legend was sentient too then
010
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the most consistently annoying parts of the AI discourse is when a guy who is not-good-to-decently-capable at programming gets really mad at you for not being as amazed by the tools as he is, and implies that you're some kind of hardline luddite or tech apostate of whatever
120
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wanna know what it's like to live in a country where everyone with any power isn't basically just Matilda's dad
001
Reposted by ghost of john gode
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
3548131
ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if I were part of a political party full to the brim with pedophiles idk if I'd be saying this
010
Reposted by ghost of john gode
notmiki.bsky.social @notmiki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The man knows his constituents!
0111