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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 58m
When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades.
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Primal Scream - Rocks (Official Video)
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 12/09/2023
A Midsummer Night's Dream or, as I like to call it, "Puck the Fae(n) Away"
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 56m
From OOMFies to Roomies
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1h
entering Narnia with an AR-15 and the divine will of god in my heart
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 3h
just learned that one of the three women who coined the term “sexual harassment” was Lin Farley of CORNELL - she observed a pattern of women quitting their jobs due to unwanted sexual attention
Massachusetts in the early 1970s. citation needed! At Cornell University, instructor Lin Farley discovered that women in a discussion group repeatedly described being fired or quitting a job because they were harassed and intimidated by men. 141 She and colleagues used the term "sexual harassment" to describe the problem and generate interest in a "Speak Out" event in May
1975. She later described sexual harassment at length in
1975 testimony before the New York City Human Rights Commission. 15! [16. In the book In Our Time: Memoir of a Revolution (1999), journalist Susan Brownmiller says the women at Cornell became public activists after being asked for help by Carmita Dickerson Wood, a 44-year-old single mother who was being harassed by a faculty member at Cornell's Department of Nuclear Physics.|'71 [181 [19]
These activists, Lin Farley, Susan Meyer, and Karen Sauvigne, went on to form Working Women United, which, along with the Alliance Against Sexual Coercion (founded in 1976 by Freada Klein, Lynn Wehrli, and Elizabeth Cohn-Stuntz), was among the pioneer organizations to bring sexual harassment to public attention in the late 1970s. 20! Farley also wrote a book
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 22h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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ceej @ceej.online · 3h
back in the day if you needed a coat you could just go to The Coat Store and talk to the Coat Guy. but now a days the Coat Store also has to sell whiskey stones
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 3h
Came across three separate roadblocks set up by emergency vehicles as I ran my errands earlier, which means there's either a zombie infestation or I have to level up a bit more before those areas unlock
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 4h
Computers have always been so dumb as to be funny, but I've noticed a definite uptick in "new kinds of stupid" since vibecoding came in.
Security question: What is your pet's name? Answer: Doug. Error: Answer must be at least 5 characters.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
you're telling me "Anarchy" is making me read 60 pages of jargon before I can even contribute?
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These things really bother me because games journalists are always saying they're pro-union. Well, Japan's game industry doesn't has mass layoffs because of the work of labor unions! Of strikes! But here we are, rewriting that history into "Japanese CEOs are nicer". Kill the neoliberal inside you.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
dark gritty santapunk world where the Great Powers of Europe both mandate celebration of Christmas and encourage their subjects to be as naughty as possible to preserve unlimited access to coal and continued industrialization.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
I liked Ioane for center when we drafted him; I still like him now that we've lost every other available option. Yeah, he's young, but he's smart.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 5h
I like social media very much, but I do not at all like the aspect where it turns into a laser cannon that shoots out the highly refined and coherent byproducts of people's clinical depression
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
NFTs were the first time I realized high-paid executives and pundits were reinventing solutions that gamers had considered and rejected—for free! on their own time!—decades earlier. The "metaverse" was the next instance. We're now going through the same cycle with LLMs.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 4h
one future we could begin experimenting with right now is: when, as a way to deal with a problem, we are invited only to invent better ways to punish people, we can refuse
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
If someone's stomping and tossing furniture in a triple-decker, one of the downstairs neighbors would, at the very least, call the cops to complain. "I'm trying to SLEEP! I just came offa double. Fer chrissakes…"
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
The horror of slasher films isn't the bogeyman or the demon or the alien. It's the apathy of the suburbs. It's the idea that you could scream for help and no one would hear you, or, if they did, they wouldn't come. It's projected alienation.
Janet Leigh in the shower in PSYCHO.Michael Myers looming from around a hedge on a sidewalk in HALLOWEEN.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
i'm old enough to remember when SI generated swim suit editions consensually
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Ben Says Abolish ICE @justanotherben.bsky.social · 6h
The myth of the meritocracy in general has not survived social media. For, I should think, obvious reasons.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
I have high hopes.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 4h
wup, left my earbuds at home! And my phone doesn't have a headphone jack, heh heh. No worries, I'll just keep myself occupied using the power of my imagination to AH SHIT FUCK SHIT DAMN IT GOD SHIT.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 5h
The wicker man against that overcast sky backdrop is so fucking chilling. Forget dim lighting and scary faces and gore: just give me an odd, monstrous shape alone in the world at midday.
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 5h
I'm sorry, but if you want a more erudite answer than "because he's a fucking dipshit" you have to go deep.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 5h
Well, about 275 years ago, a territorial dispute in the Ohio River Valley led to the Seven Years War, straining the Westphalian consensus and making space for a new locus of geopolitical power on the North American continent in the form of an uneasy alliance between Puritans and plantation owners.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 5h
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 8h
Who remembers those comic ads for gross snacks?
A comic page which is a parody of comic ads for Hostess Fruit Pies (and other Hostess snacks):
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Val in SWEETENING THE DEAL

VAL (circa the Val Cannon mysteries, mid-to-late 90s) is walking on a sidewalk. A guy (Apparently JACK) is sitting on the steps of a house.
JACK: Hey Val!
VAL: Hey Jack

JACK: say... you wanna messa round?
VAL: Not if you still fuck like you did last week.

VAL (walking away): CAll me when you lear to eat pussy.
JACK: How about if I sweeten the deal...

JACK: ...with some Duchess® Cream Pies?

JACK: They've got flaky, tender crust and delicious filling!
VAL: Hmm

VAL is on a mattress with no sheet, with no pants on, looking a bit irritated. Her pants are there. We see JACK's butt as he is apparently passed out on his stomach. VAL is reaching for a Duchess® Cream Pie.
VAL: Well, he still doesn't know what he's doing...

VAL, about to bite into the pie: ...but let's try one of these things.

VAL, chewing a bite of the snack: ...it tastes like chemicals!

AD COPY at the bottom of the panel in a banner along with three Duchess® Cream Pie packages (cherry, banana, and berry): They taste like chemicals
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 14h
There are no US forces in Iraq for the first time in two decades I need people to remember this when some folks say deploying troops to Iran or Yemen will be a six month op.
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US forces exit Iraq after two decades, leaving opening for Iran
The departure is celebrated as a victory by Iran and its allies ​who now have deep influence in the country where 4,500 Americans died during more than two decades of war.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 8h
I was not in a fraternity at Cornell. In my experience, there were two types of people who joined fraternities at Cornell: rich kids whose fathers had been in the same fraternity at the same school, and people without social skills who sought a built-in friend group. Both populations are kinda rapy
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 8h
Amid reports of a bloody altercation *between the pilot and copilot*; a key detail left out of the lede there.
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Gooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 8h
It's time. It's time everyone. It is officially "sweatshirt + gym shorts" season in the beautiful city of Boston and the surrounding metropolitan area.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 8h
No one in the neighborhood is happy about my Premium Subscription Little Library.
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Deborah McDowell @dem8z.bsky.social · 17h
When I taught at Colby College years ago, the trustees abolished fraternities, which dominated campus social life & were notorious for sexual assault &rowdiness all around. “Donations will decline,” cried the fierce opponents.Their threats never materialized. Before long it didn’t seem that frats 1/
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 9h
I still have to hold the left shoulder button to activate InfantVision.
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small general strike @spice.bsky.social · 9h
I can instantly tell when someone is an infant
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 10h
for any liberal that tries to argue that Biden was better on restraining Israel, just ask them if they know what his floating dock was used for.
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Auston Habershaw @aahabershaw.bsky.social · 10h
StubHub: Did you take pictures at the Craig Robinson show? Me: Like at all shows, we were *specifically asked* not to take pictures, StubHub. WTF, guys?
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rainy jorbo ☔️ @bookenj.bsky.social · 18h
mayors and city councils have near-unlimited power to make life miserable for anyone within their sphere of influence. university, corporation, federal government. doesn’t matter. if the mayor wants to fuck up your day, he will. i wish more municipalities were willing to exert that power for good
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The Looks of His Face, The Maxx of His Mouth @johnperich.com · 9h
Ma'am, sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry your husband neither explained it nor figured it out while he was with you, but that is a front.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 16h
Like don't lie seeing a bunch of rapists like this would rock lol
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 15h
sometimes you have to be the person other people think you are
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 15h
literally been putting this off since 1994 & ngl i am six episodes in & having a good time that is also a very different time than every joyless asshole who ever talked at me about jim kirk made me think i was going to have. eat a big sack of my old dental fillings, joyless assholes of fandom.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 12h
Thinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 18h
The bosses have made it perfectly clear what they expect out of AI and what they want to get out of it and yet there are still people on 'the left' who think we can use it for good
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 19h
In another world Israel's offensive in Gaza petered out in November/December 2023 as they expended their entire strategic stockpile of aerial bombs, as the US followed its own laws and moral obligations and did not provide new supply.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's a striking moment in time. really hard to even get ones head around it. virtually everyone in a decisionmaking role has decided to shrug their shoulders and unleash automated processes with unknown function on the world with the best case scenario being: ending all human endeavor
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