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Kestrel Casey

@kestrelcasey.com
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Author. Activist. Disabled. Queer. Defective manic pixie dream girl.

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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 1h
Computers have always been so dumb as to be funny, but I've noticed a definite uptick in "new kinds of stupid" since vibecoding came in.
Security question: What is your pet's name? Answer: Doug. Error: Answer must be at least 5 characters.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 29/09/2026
Question: Do any of you use Zyn, and if so, would you care to impart any 101-level wisdom? Please understand that this is a former smoker, current low-dose vaper, looking to take a next step sort of thing, so if you're going to say "Don't start," you'll have to go tell me in 2004.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 28/09/2026
I tried to get some pictures of a squirrel today.
Blurry photo of squirrelBlurry photo of the ass end of a squirrel
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
Feminize a band name: Arctic Pussies
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
My haul from the punk flea market
Stickers and a stuffed bat made of purple skull fabric
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 25/09/2026
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Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
Alt: Tim Curry: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 22/09/2026
You know what I really hate? When my friends don't have health insurance. Especially when the situation is "I could come get you and bring you to a doctor but we're not going to do that because bankrupcy." I can always scrape up some food or gas or clothes, but not high-level health care.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/09/2026
The thing about being disabled is that sometimes it's just disappointing. Ableism is real, but a lot of things aren't the result of ableism. They're just laws of physics or natural limits of resources, including the ability to communicate or expend energy. It sucks. But it isn't anyone's fault.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/09/2026
Somewhat tempted to set my browser to replace the word "AI" with "slop," but I'm not sure it would be good for my mental health to read "How Slop is Destroying the Job Market" or "Slop Linked to Psychosis"
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/09/2026
In light of the current apocalypse, I propose we bring back filk music. That is not a typo.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 16/09/2026
Very nearly started sorting my movies by genre today, but was once again foiled by "What defines a musical? Is Drumline a musical? Is Suckerpunch? WHAT IS A MUSICAL?"
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 15/09/2026
Just got followed by some ai account where nobody even bother to fact-check how pizza works.
Three fake girls, each with a slice of pizza, and a pizza with a single slice missing
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 14/09/2026
If I made a shirt that said "Vote your hearts or die," would that be: A: An audience-friendly natural extension of my politics and subculture, or B: Eyeroll-inducing high high hopes bullshit
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 13/09/2026
Today, I upgraded a piece of technology I own, and it is actually better. This is probably the first time I've experienced that in a decade. (It's a lamp for exposing screenprinting photoemulsion.)
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 12/09/2026
I should not be allowed to touch photoemulsion or screenprinting ink when I'm tired and shaky. I have spattered myself with green gunk. It is hardening.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 11/09/2026
Sometimes you're on an activist group project and someone causes the whole group to go over extremely basic shit on excruciating detail before the work can start. Be nice to that person. It can be very tempting to snark "Are you *new*?" They are. They're new. Be nice.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
A classmate screamed at me for sitting out the pledge of allegiance. I didn't have the vocabulary yet, but I did know that the knee-jerk jingoism was not good.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 09/09/2026
I did so many things today. Somebody please tell me that it's okay to do no things tomorrow.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 08/09/2026
I have not gotten a single one of these since I changed my contact page to be riddle-based. If you're curmudgeonly enough to do it, it works.
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CONTACT
Originally, contact forms like the one you would usually find here were meant to avoid posting your email address in public and having it scraped. In the past few years, I have received more spam v…
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 05/09/2026
Finally watching Supergirl. There's actually a lot I like about this, but that Modest Mouse drop on the bus is exactly the sort of thing I would want to do and then talk myself out of because I would know it was just for me.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
For the record, I do not spend all day on apps like this one talking about how much I hate liberals. When I think about liberals at all, I'm picturing a labrador agonizing over assembling Ikea furniture; he's trying, he just doesn't have all the necessary equipment.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
Reading one-star reviews of my favorite dive bar. Entertaining as hell. Highly recommend this as an activity. Also, I remember some of these people and know exactly why they got thrown out.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 02/09/2026
Found a nice wool coat in the thrift store today. Whoever owned it first, I'll bet they cursed it for having fake pockets. It has real pockets. They were just sewn shut to preserve the lines of the garment on the rack. You can pull those stitches. I'm doing it right now.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 02/09/2026
Finally watching The Newsroom (knowing that I'll be disappointed by the abrupt ending). I have a question: Why has Sorkin waged a multi-decade campaign on behalf of Schweppes bitter lemon
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 01/09/2026
Okay! I think this migraine has finally broken. Now I just have to get caught up on the last...week...🫠
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 29/08/2026
*staggering to the car, getting in, popping a pill, and leaning against the window with my eyes closed* This doesn't look sketchy at all, I'm sure no one is going to tap on my window about this. (It's a migraine.)
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 29/08/2026
Every time I think I'm immune to news alerts, there's some new fucking Mad Lib that causes me to short-circut and just put my phone back down. Although I do kind of want to go back in time ten years and show 2016 me the headline "ICE Detains Milo Yiannopoulos"
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/08/2026
I've thought very seriously about the age verification vs. privacy issue, and I think I have the solution: What if we just turn off social media at 9 PM every night. For everyone.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/08/2026
My impulse is to say "hug your queers, this is a rough week for us losing icons," but the fact that those icons had long, amazing lives is actually some consolation to me.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 25/08/2026
She may not have played my kind of music, but she walked my kind of walk. Her memory is a blessing.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 25/08/2026
This is the only kind of robot content that brings me joy.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 22/08/2026
I've really come to hate the term "individuals." Anyone talking about "unhoused individuals" or "individuals with mental health challenges" is usually apologizing for something insincerely. They're people. Just say people. People with problems exist and they still get to be people.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 22/08/2026
*me, still trying to wrap my brain around doing completely new editions for all my previous novels* What if I just fucked around and did a trash animal art book instead
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 21/08/2026
This is a real "Thanks, I hate it" year for comedy.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/08/2026
I'm pretty sure humans are the only species that can asynchronously communicate non-instinctual concepts, and if we lose that ability, we are the stupidest motherfuckers in the history of earth.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 19/08/2026
Alkaline Trio's Is This Cursed? (2018) is a perfect album, except that several sounds on it perfectly predicted the nag noises of cars in the 2020s, so now listening to it makes you want to yell at your car.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 18/08/2026
Looking for an extremely specific item, so I'm swinging through every thrift store in town. Including, as a last resort, the Salvation Army. There is a hand-painted inspirational poster in the bathroom. It is a Mumford & Sons quote. I have to get the fuck out of here.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/08/2026
If they want to convince people that AI is good actually and we should not only use it but pay for it, maybe they should stop being cartoon villains. Just a thought.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/08/2026
Tried actual paper and (brush)pen for the first time in a long time. Trying to re-teach myself that art doesn't have to be perfect and symmetrical and vectorizable.
Scribbles: raccoon holding a rose and a bottle, some birds, a horse and rider, sunglasses
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 16/08/2026
Please never ask a writer or artist "Are you any good?" unless you want to watch them collapse in on themselves so fast there's an audible thunderclap sound.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 14/08/2026
I sort of thought that a few days of "more resting than not" would let me reboot, but my body is still mad. Maybe I need more actual sleep.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 14/08/2026
I think it's time for polaroids to come back.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 12/08/2026
Getting some gaming downtime in this week while I rest my leg, so I made a new key presser out of pennies and duct tape.
A taped roll of pennies pressing the F key on a black and purple keyboard
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 12/08/2026
AHHHHHH! I know it's just the primary, but superPAC money came in on the other side and WE BEAT IT! This never happens for my socialist ass.
Amanda Janoo wins Vermont governor Democratic primary
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 11/08/2026
VERMONT It's today. Go do the thing.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/08/2026
I've never updated an app so fast in my life I love you all but some of you are *compulsive*
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