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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i spoke to my old friend Keevan this morning
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
kei trucks. getting over my fear of drawing cars with some lil guys
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this just hit Hulu. brutal but fascinating.
Strange Days movie poster
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 19/05/2026
Post a meme made by you.
Data and Lore in the corridor template; Data is labeled: The system is broken and must be fixed; Lore is labeled: The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed; Lore is holding up his finger as if making a point, perhaps reminiscent of the Bart and Homer "worst day of your life... so far" meme
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
As a former pack-a-day smoker, do not bring back indoor smoking. When I smoked I had no idea how bad it was to smoke around people who weren’t also smoking. Like on the STREET it sucks. Don’t do this to other people
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One for @benjaminahr.mobi
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m probably the first person to ever say “dumps like a starship” right?
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 15/04/2026
chrisxvargas ® 5h
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
We really did a massive disservice to kids who were interested in computers (and everyone else) by conflating "interested in computers" with "highly intelligent" and then setting them loose on the world with that misconception.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/04/2026
Black text on white background 
“Happy Easter, New York! 

Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear. 
As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth.
Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. 

Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.”
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frank Herbert's Dune
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Huh with them doing all of this security stuff you could almost think of them as some sort of “protection squad”.
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Adam Smith @adamndsmith.com · 09/03/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
crayon napkin drawing of USS
MOTHER Fucker (enterprise d)
BoLDLy Fucking your Shit up
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Tumblr post from larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Picture of Gul Dukat in Sisko's office, sitting in Sisko's chair and staring curiously and pensively at the baseball on his desk as he holds it.

Text "gul dukat thinks that this is sisko's egg and its going to hatch into another sisko
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 25/02/2026
Hmm.. I don’t think so
CHARLIEEKIRK
SHOW
LIVE
Charlie Kirk
ASTRY DEA
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I was born in April 1805 Napoleon was master of Europe Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him Oceans were now battlefields
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Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
American Fascism is so fucking lame, bro. Mussolini called back to Rome. Nazis made up this whole batshit aryan mythology to paper over Germany’s actual history as backwater barbarians. MAGA’s just like “remember when ads were full of white people and cars didn’t have pussy liberal crumple zones?”
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
mods are asleep, post rare datas
Stunt double, presumably, playing Lt Cmdr Data while Brent Spiner, nearby, is dressed as Lore. They're in a Star Trek hallway.
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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
At this point just posting Mazda Porters to help the TL
A green Mazda Porter kei truck. It's got round headlights and looks slightly like a cartoon bear.A green Mazda Porter kei truck. In this case the front air duct is open and resembles a nose.An early Porter kei truck in black and white. No front air intake.A green Mazda Porter kei truck, front on. There's a yellow kei truck with stacked headlights in back of shot that also looks fun.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
FREEZE FRAME Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13/06/2025
The Chicken Lady
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/06/2025
At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.
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Dr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
this really is what it’s like
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.
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くつわ @ktwfc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Chrono Trigger
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hell yeah brother real quick though who is deciding who is a “gang member” and what the “crimes” they committed are and what “legal status” means right now?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died. R.I.P., George
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Jesse Joltzz Waitkoss @joltzz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This right here is a New Years masterpiece if anybody is looking for a NYE pic.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I don’t know why I did this but it sort of works
Riker saying the clitoris thing
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
y’all know what time it is
It’s the scene with the cue cards from love actually only with the introductory cards from master and commander on them
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
umberto eco's sentiment about buying "too many" books absolutely applies to games 🙏
picture of Umberto Eco in a room of wall-to-wall books that says:

“Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say . about home libraries: "It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones. "There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion. "If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the ‘medicine closet’ and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice! "Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity."
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 26/11/2024
Bring back the UMD, you cowards: aftermath.site/sony-new-pla...
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My life was much better 5 seconds ago, just before I found out Snake Plissken’s real name is “Bob”
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Your body, my Choi *dude getting gunned down*
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lockit.bsky.social @lockit.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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