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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dude when it was in the low 90s the other week I thought about bringing a hoodie to the office

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you hit the tertiary rectum you've gone too far

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You leave Bette Midler the hell alone

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Mmm Lee Pace and his beautiful Lee face

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Holy stink, I haven't heard of most of these

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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

i spoke to my old friend Keevan this morning

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Consensual Relations and Chitin was the name of my high school band.

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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

kei trucks. getting over my fear of drawing cars with some lil guys

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Your white cloth with the light blue shading is immaculate! I've always struggled with it.

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Words have meaning, slapnuts. Learn em.

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Vance sucks but you don't need to use folks with disabilities as your punching bag. Shithead.

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

this just hit Hulu. brutal but fascinating.

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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 19/05/2026

Post a meme made by you.

Data and Lore in the corridor template; Data is labeled: The system is broken and must be fixed; Lore is labeled: The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed; Lore is holding up his finger as if making a point, perhaps reminiscent of the Bart and Homer "worst day of your life... so far" meme

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

This is a good gif. I shall reward it

A good grey kitty curled up in a dog bed.

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

What are you gonna do? Come outside and stop me?

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Cepecol Sore Throat and Cough is the only thing that works - do 2 lozenges back to back (no cronch, only suck) and it'll help for a couple of hours. Also they taste real bad

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

As a former pack-a-day smoker, do not bring back indoor smoking. When I smoked I had no idea how bad it was to smoke around people who weren’t also smoking. Like on the STREET it sucks. Don’t do this to other people

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

So uh, how many shirts did you buy?

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I’m probably the first person to ever say “dumps like a starship” right?

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I feel like that's always gonna be an upgrade

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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026

We really did a massive disservice to kids who were interested in computers (and everyone else) by conflating "interested in computers" with "highly intelligent" and then setting them loose on the world with that misconception.

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

When I lived there it was weird to see levels from Fallout 3 just like existing irl. They did a really good job of capturing the actual dc metro in game.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Frank Herbert's Dune

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Huh with them doing all of this security stuff you could almost think of them as some sort of “protection squad”.

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Eew is this why all the firefly crap has been all over the Internet lately?

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Adam Smith @adamndsmith.com · 09/03/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it

crayon napkin drawing of USS
MOTHER Fucker (enterprise d)
BoLDLy Fucking your Shit up

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Joe (Summercrime) @joelassberg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I used to tell people not to buy an appliance from a company that is most known for their TVs but my friggin LG washer and dryer have been going strong for damn near 15 years.

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