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Just Jocelyne

@jocelyne.bsky.social
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Teacher, dancer, knitter, baker. Tends towards overcommitting to everything. Anxiety is my default state but I’m working on it.

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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 5h
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 6h
Snapped a couple up in a heartbeat. Love this.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Constant mood: I don't want *more* competent fascists. But I reserve the right to feel insulted by how allergic to competence they are.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there any mild inconvenience that a plate of buttered toast and scrambled eggs cannot remedy?
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's art in the fridge. they're putting ART in the FRIDGE,
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yep. And it’s hot and sweaty and I’m expected to take it home and wash it myself when it smells?
A resigned and tired kindergarten teacher in her Kevlar jacket and baseball cap
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no such thing as “apolitical”. Pass it on.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First fire drill went as well as can be expected when all eight of your students hate loud noises, interruptions to their routine, and being forced to do things and also need to be holding a hand to walk in the hall. When there are two adults in the class. In other words: a total goat rodeo. #onted
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought it was maybe North Toronto with the beach entry?
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Kelly🍁 @kellyln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gallego and Mills can kiss my Canadian ass. How dare Gallego state we were making it political?! We already had a trade agreement. One the US has continuously violated under Trump. The US not only started this trade war, they threatened our very existence.
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Dr. Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😆😆😆😆💀 @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even better when your parents never opened the box to see what they had inherited
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I dunno, it’s a pretty big apple.
An image of the big Apple on Colborne Ontario, which is a giant fibreglass Apple approximately three stories high with a face painted on it. It is a roadside landmark on the trip from Toronto to Kingston/Ottawa/Montreal and serves delicious apple cider donuts, has clean washrooms and also a petting zoo.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do not enjoy that dude at all. I do frequently enjoy his counterprotestors.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 11/09/2026
AN URGENT EXCLUSIVE: Ahmed Soliman, the 30-year-old gay man ICE expelled in April to Equatorial Guinea, a country he has no ties to, was arrested this morning and cannot be located, his attorneys say. They fear he may be in one of EG's torture prisons. prospect.org/2026/09/11/i...
prospect.org
Immigrant Trump Sent to African Hotel Prison Arrested After Speaking With Media, Lawyers Say - The American Prospect
Ahmed Soliman’s attorneys fear he may have been sent to one of Equatorial Guinea’s notorious torture prisons.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 12/09/2026
i think it can handle the first che but is going to be too tired by the time he gets to the second che
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Closing in on our $8 a gallon-ish north of the border.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 11/09/2026
arstechnica.com
Bouncy castle launches horrifying MRSA outbreak, striking 48 kids in Ireland
The strain lurking in the inflatable structure was hypervirulent.
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Spooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11, never forget....that the cia performed a coup in Chile on this day in 1973, killing Salvador Allende and installing the Pinochet military dictatorship
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Luxomancer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @luxomancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just had an episode of academic violence on my desk between my research assistants.😐 Biscuit, the orange, tried to usurp Tallulah's spot on my desk and soon realized this was a mistake... Note: only feelings were hurt in this incident. #Cats #AcademicViolence #AssertingDominance
A photo of two cats on the corner of a desk from the front.  Tallulah, the cat on the left, a fluffy brown and tan Maine Coon cat, is looking angrily downwards at Biscuit, a pale orange cat who is now leaning to her left, the realization that this attempt at usurping Tallulah's perch may have been a mistake spreading across her face.Tallulah has now begun to assert her dominance more aggressively, one paw wrapped around Biscuit's neck, the other over her two front legs, biting at the slightly smaller cat's neck.  Biscuit now fully realizes just how foolish an attempt this was, her face filled with regret...
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of course.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s one more coming at the late open pools on Sept 20!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Iran is back to trolling him again.
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If the alt text doesn’t describe this as an ugly af AI poster, it’s not accurate. Please don’t. Just don’t.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hooray hooray, it’s Labour Day!! See you at the parade if you’re local!
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no! Left behind? Us? What a scary thing. So scary. We're the ones that picked up anachronistic craft hobbies. We complain about "when google worked" and "when the internet sounded like dying robots" we own the Deep Magics of the PDF Conversion. We were left behind by the economy decades ago.
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes, Auntie Orc! Grabbing it now and doing my stretches
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ghosty @ghostymost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Queen honey bee mates with 20-50 males on her mating flight. The males have a lil bee dick that gets ripped off after the bee sex and then they die
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dogs both pee and poo In a North South direction as personal preference.
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Callum 🇺🇦🇺🇦 @myshka689908.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you put Sweden and Denmark's abbreviations together, they spell SWEDEN. The letters left over spell DENMARK.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lost shipment of synthesizers changed Cabo Verde's musical vernacular forever: www.thevinylfactory.com/films/rebel-...
thevinylfactory.com
Watch our short film on the cosmic sound of Cabo Verde
How a censored music became the heartbeat of resistance and independence. In the spring of 1968, a cargo vessel set sail from Baltimore bound for Rio De Janeiro with a shipment of musical instruments ...
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale
a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That said, I have bought hundreds and hundreds of toys and do have some clear favourites that keep being hits year after year. Happy to share those if people are curious
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
After 20+ years in kindergarten I can verify that the best toys are: 1. Whatever you have that you don't want them to have 2. Puddle (or sink or bath, but muddy is best) 3. Box (big is best) 4. Stick 5. Big piece of cloth 6. Ball
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Submitting my dog before counting so I don't feel like I'm breaking the rules. Kaylee.
An adorable "lab mix" looks at you solemnly from under her newly "discovered" electric blanket
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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John Chew @poslfit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 1 of the 46th annual Toronto Scrabble Tournament begins with the Leah Katz Memorial Early Bird. torontoscrabbleclub.com/tourneys/202...
30 Scrabble players seated at their games in a community centre room in Toronto
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Just Jocelyne @jocelyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lawrence and Bathurst, 7pm. I wish 680 would tell people to slow the fuck down when driving through flooded areas.
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