Reposted by jmtodSchnörrfried&Oi! @gutzpe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I added vatican's models into yesterday's graph and it might confuse people 623740
Reposted by jmtod Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comThis is So Fucking Stupid - WooooooooAlt: This is So Fucking Stupid - Woooooooo 1478
Reposted by jmtodCount Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We’re currently controlled by two types of conservative elites. One were HS debaters, the others were the star HS football players who made four touchdowns in one game before getting kicked out of college for binging at frat parties. Both are the men where you cover your drinks when they went by.  1142
Reposted by jmtodSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026When my team loses on a Saturday. 4623
Reposted by jmtodKevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't be losing to socks like that, Tommies 111
Reposted by jmtodElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128383011
Reposted by jmtodfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it 0193
Reposted by jmtodJohn Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While you were choosin’ Texas, I studied the blade 0135
Reposted by jmtodRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 21/09/2026FCS Imperialism Map: After Week 3 #CFBimperialism⚔️ Rules: FCS teams divide USA by closest county. Winner take territory until a loss (all go to winner), but teams can get back on the map by defeating others with land! FBS *can't* win their way onto the FCS map. 1101
Reposted by jmtodGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five. 610919
Reposted by jmtodKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/08/2026I believe all women are natural pilots. I believe the term "a woman's intuition" refers to her God-given proclivities toward understanding such concepts as yaw, pitch, and roll. That's just how I am. 161228204
Reposted by jmtodHis Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wrong. This dickhead wants $3800 to drain and replace your transmission fluid. You'll be back a week later because one of his mechanics forgot to tighten the bolts, which led to engine coolant being sucked into the ATX and cooking your catalytic converter beyond repair 1121
jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I feel bad for college football. But this would make for tremendous content 141
Reposted by jmtodJames R @benchwarmerjim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026HUGE matchup with Winona-St Thomas 021
Reposted by jmtodNikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This guy gets it. #RollToms 451
Reposted by jmtodFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week 381208203
jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026As a non-native Minnesotan, don't try to make me like her with this 000
Reposted by jmtodGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026BASEBALL WRITER WHO IS RETIRING FROM SPOONERISMS: I can't do it, chief. I'm retiring from spoonerisms. CHIEF: Dammit, you're the only chance we have, you gotta get out there 21019
jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I don't think it's good to marry young, have 4 kids, and then get divorced/annulled but I did learn a lot from it and I'm pretty happy now, so who can say. I wouldn't recommend it though! 020
jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I reached the "MCL Sprain from a water slide" stage of life on Friday, which led to passing out twice on Saturday (including at the urgent care) but at least I already didn't run so I'm not missing out on that 020
Reposted by jmtodCount Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Jesus Saves, but grifting pays 0594
Reposted by jmtodBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/08/2026My level of racism against the Dutch simply cannot keep up with reality 1312376360
Reposted by jmtodNew York State of Good Repair @ludmirdevotee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Nostalgia was better in the 80s imo 0223
Reposted by jmtodSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Elon’s daughter Vivian absolutely decimated him oh my days 28833247
Reposted by jmtodBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026parenting is like climbing everest you had a plan and then the weather went bad and well now we're all trying to avoid becoming green boots over there 2432121
Reposted by jmtodRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026one thing i don't like is when a character in a movie or show is watching sports but distracted by some larger personal issue or realization. you need to stop worrying about that unsolved crime on your desk and focus on the game 1322913
Reposted by jmtodRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/07/2026According to @basketball-reference.com, LeBron James now becomes the third player in NBA history to play for the Cavs, Heat, Lakers, and Sixers. The other two are: Jim Jackson and Jason Kapono 1014422
Reposted by jmtodKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant???? 741174541326
Reposted by jmtodCount Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I don’t know why, but this is just so funny to me. US ambassador to the Vatican: The Pope was speaking as head of the Vatican not as head of the Church The Vatican: No, the pope normally speaks as a head of the Churchewtnnews.comVatican clarifies pope’s role ‘as universal shepherd’ in wake of US ambassador’s comments“The pope normally speaks as a head of the Church,” papal expert Father Roberto Regoli told EWTN News. 281137211
Reposted by jmtodDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285705476
Reposted by jmtodRobinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century 351752266
Reposted by jmtodMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 12/07/2026The trouble with soccer is that England do not suffer as much as they deserve. 312210
Reposted by jmtodThe 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It's like when George tried to break up with Maura. www.youtube.com/shorts/opOen...youtube.com📺 She Said No | SeinfeldYouTube video by Acquired Sense Of Humor 041
Reposted by jmtodBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food 504901853
Reposted by jmtodClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82233512
Reposted by jmtodburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i feel like I can simultaneously hold the belief that FIFA is laughingly "just rob the bank in monopoly" corrupt and also still root for the USMNT to beat Belgium tonight 1171
jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I might be able to do $4 tickets to watch 2 innings of baseball for the Twins at Yankee Stadium if things break my way so maybe 🤔 170
Reposted by jmtodJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better 71597245
Reposted by jmtodChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/07/2026A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now. 41805320
Reposted by jmtodKelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026what if it were galcatraz, a prison just for the ladies 0111