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@jmtod.bsky.social
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Single dad to 4 jamlets. Former wife guy. St Thomas sports super fan.

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Schnörrfried&Oi! @gutzpe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I added vatican's models into yesterday's graph and it might confuse people
Satirical Graph comparing grok fable and GPT Release Dates to model Numbers. I added the Last popes Benedict 16 Franciscus 1 Leo 14.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
This is So Fucking Stupid - Woooooooo
Alt: This is So Fucking Stupid - Woooooooo
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Count Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re currently controlled by two types of conservative elites. One were HS debaters, the others were the star HS football players who made four touchdowns in one game before getting kicked out of college for binging at frat parties. Both are the men where you cover your drinks when they went by. 
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
When my team loses on a Saturday.
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't be losing to socks like that, Tommies
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭 😭 😭
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you were choosin’ Texas, I studied the blade
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
punting perfection
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
skopostheorie
Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 21/09/2026
FCS Imperialism Map: After Week 3 #CFBimperialism⚔️ Rules: FCS teams divide USA by closest county. Winner take territory until a loss (all go to winner), but teams can get back on the map by defeating others with land! FBS *can't* win their way onto the FCS map.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five.
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a great day Roll freaking Toms
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/08/2026
I believe all women are natural pilots. I believe the term "a woman's intuition" refers to her God-given proclivities toward understanding such concepts as yaw, pitch, and roll. That's just how I am.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wrong. This dickhead wants $3800 to drain and replace your transmission fluid. You'll be back a week later because one of his mechanics forgot to tighten the bolts, which led to engine coolant being sucked into the ATX and cooking your catalytic converter beyond repair
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel bad for college football. But this would make for tremendous content
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James R @benchwarmerjim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HUGE matchup with Winona-St Thomas
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This guy gets it. #RollToms
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week
YEAH, I HAVE A PHD
A PILE OF HOT DOGS
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As a non-native Minnesotan, don't try to make me like her with this
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BASEBALL WRITER WHO IS RETIRING FROM SPOONERISMS: I can't do it, chief. I'm retiring from spoonerisms. CHIEF: Dammit, you're the only chance we have, you gotta get out there
Shay Whitcomb's Baseball-Reference page. (The joke obviously being that you can also say "Shay Whitcomb's Raseball-Beference page" lmao)
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't think it's good to marry young, have 4 kids, and then get divorced/annulled but I did learn a lot from it and I'm pretty happy now, so who can say. I wouldn't recommend it though!
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I reached the "MCL Sprain from a water slide" stage of life on Friday, which led to passing out twice on Saturday (including at the urgent care) but at least I already didn't run so I'm not missing out on that
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Count Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Jesus Saves, but grifting pays
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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There's always an XKCD
    [A single social media post is shown. On the top left is a portrait of a spiky-haired face, the text right aside is not readable. The post is:]
    Everyone on here needs to stop laughing about how "adopting pets from a shelter is for losers" and "those animals should all be hunted for sport instead." It's reprehensible on so many levels! First of all...

    [Caption below the frame:]
    Sometimes, one of my friends posts an angry response to some terrible opinion I've never heard before, and it's a weird indirect way to learn how awful their other friends must be.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/08/2026
My level of racism against the Dutch simply cannot keep up with reality
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New York State of Good Repair @ludmirdevotee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nostalgia was better in the 80s imo
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Elon’s daughter Vivian absolutely decimated him oh my days
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
parenting is like climbing everest you had a plan and then the weather went bad and well now we're all trying to avoid becoming green boots over there
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
one thing i don't like is when a character in a movie or show is watching sports but distracted by some larger personal issue or realization. you need to stop worrying about that unsolved crime on your desk and focus on the game
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
According to @basketball-reference.com, LeBron James now becomes the third player in NBA history to play for the Cavs, Heat, Lakers, and Sixers. The other two are: Jim Jackson and Jason Kapono
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
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Count Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don’t know why, but this is just so funny to me. US ambassador to the Vatican: The Pope was speaking as head of the Vatican not as head of the Church The Vatican: No, the pope normally speaks as a head of the Church
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Vatican clarifies pope’s role ‘as universal shepherd’ in wake of US ambassador’s comments
“The pope normally speaks as a head of the Church,” papal expert Father Roberto Regoli told EWTN News.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Donald Sprite
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Noah Kahan Too whiney, no thanks
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 12/07/2026
The trouble with soccer is that England do not suffer as much as they deserve.
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The 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's like when George tried to break up with Maura. www.youtube.com/shorts/opOen...
youtube.com
📺 She Said No | Seinfeld
YouTube video by Acquired Sense Of Humor
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026
It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i feel like I can simultaneously hold the belief that FIFA is laughingly "just rob the bank in monopoly" corrupt and also still root for the USMNT to beat Belgium tonight
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I might be able to do $4 tickets to watch 2 innings of baseball for the Twins at Yankee Stadium if things break my way so maybe 🤔
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026
This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/07/2026
A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
what if it were galcatraz, a prison just for the ladies
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