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jmtod

@jmtod.bsky.social
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Single dad to 4 jamlets. Former wife guy. St Thomas sports super fan.

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Schnörrfried&Oi! @gutzpe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I added vatican's models into yesterday's graph and it might confuse people
Satirical Graph comparing grok fable and GPT Release Dates to model Numbers. I added the Last popes Benedict 16 Franciscus 1 Leo 14.
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Define flighty? As the kids get older, the parents become more illusive and, to an extent, less critical to have contact with. It kinda sucks, I miss making contact with and knowing all of my kid's friend's parents
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
This is So Fucking Stupid - Woooooooo
Alt: This is So Fucking Stupid - Woooooooo
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Count Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re currently controlled by two types of conservative elites. One were HS debaters, the others were the star HS football players who made four touchdowns in one game before getting kicked out of college for binging at frat parties. Both are the men where you cover your drinks when they went by. 
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Against my better fucking judgement!!!!
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am keeping my mind quite nicely actually
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
When my team loses on a Saturday.
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Actually you should keep skeeting about this, it is making us stronger
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will RT this but I refuse to like it
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't be losing to socks like that, Tommies
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭 😭 😭
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to write a strongly worded text message to our head coach
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a personal attack
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭 😭 😭
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm locked on Twitter so I can't express my displeasure there with you positively tweeting about the blue hoes. This is ugly
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a decent chance i will hear an ai song at some point and like it. but then when i learn it's ai i won't like it anymore and i don't really think this is hypocritical or whatever. the point of art to me is the humanness and soul put into it. if thats not there i don't like it
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you were choosin’ Texas, I studied the blade
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
punting perfection
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
skopostheorie
Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 21/09/2026
FCS Imperialism Map: After Week 3 #CFBimperialism⚔️ Rules: FCS teams divide USA by closest county. Winner take territory until a loss (all go to winner), but teams can get back on the map by defeating others with land! FBS *can't* win their way onto the FCS map.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five.
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a great day Roll freaking Toms
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/08/2026
I believe all women are natural pilots. I believe the term "a woman's intuition" refers to her God-given proclivities toward understanding such concepts as yaw, pitch, and roll. That's just how I am.
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We have mostly Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday games here. I've been told it's due to a reffing shortage
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Knight mares
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*improved
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You talking about D3? Division 3!? And you expect me to believe that is real?
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's a playoff
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*squinty eyes*
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is Chromecast still a thing? Maybe casting still works with the other Google devices. The Onn Walmart thing we're referencing has its own remote and UI
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Second and third this. I have multiple and it is cheaper and has worked better than Roku
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doesn't need OTA PBS? You are raising a monster
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Congrats on the new car!
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time to cash in some of the Sickos portfolio of RUTGR Bonds to buy this. Truly if this is not what the money is for, then what's the point?
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always. I can show you the way
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I missed the part where you already did this. That sounds awesome
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And then I almost forgot, I'm taking my daughter to New York in mid October for our game at Marist. Might have to hit up the official @sickoscommittee.org bounce house if it's still there!
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Milwaukee is definitely underrated. I enjoyed it almost as much as Chicago and easier to navigate
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Them hills gonna be alive!
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Next month to Lutsen, Grand Marais and the North Shore Gonna hike, ride the gondola up the mountain, look at pretty leaves and the lake, drink wine, and chill. Something of a retreat
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Knives Out
ALT: Knives Out
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The four letter one: fine It's Forbidden in my house
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is the skeet that I can most relate to. This touches the core of my being
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know I'm always on the grind to create more AGI Adjusted Gross Income
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not fully clear on the situation here, or how this particular thing would not be protected as a defensive driving maneuver regardless of lane splitting legality
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This does call lane splitting legal (at low speeds, etc) dps.mn.gov/divisions/ot...
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jmtod @jmtod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fair point. That was me before I educated myself. I am glad to see that most of what I have observed actually is illegal
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