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@jivy.bsky.social
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Cascadian. Design nerd. Historic stained glass Lorax. LFC, Seattle sports, aging water polo player. You’ll never walk alone.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 22h
Is Dan Wilson managing this game
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This penguin is actually a ninja.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this the most insecure loser in American history? Many people are saying.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
He did it, this is the final boss level of white people going can I say it?
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is some detached from reality, I have a driver and a personal assistant bullshit. Get over yourself man, no one wants this.
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sept. 24, 1926: The grand opening of the new Fifth Avenue Theatre in Seattle.
Spotlights outside the theaterThe theater box office
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So cool
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
now that's what I call a high-steaks operation
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Check number 1001 lmfao
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The Seattle Times @seattletimes.com · 22/09/2026
A number of states have tried to address the practice, and the federal government has investigated it, but Seattle's rules make it a pioneer among municipalities.
seattletimes.com
Seattle set to ban grocer use of personal data to set prices
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Image of a tweet saying

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Darth Vader Alter The Deal
Alt: Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we're all gonna die
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
By brother in law owns a stock ‘70 Bronco and having driven it many times I honestly cannot fathom why anyone would want one with a big motor. That’s not the point! The short wheelbase would make driving it scary as hell!
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026
youtu.be
Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amrit Singh was working phone support for a trail-cam company and wondering why none of the music he was working on felt quite right, till he started chatting with the rural American customers on the line about what they were listening to www.cnn.com/2026/09/19/e...
cnn.com
The border-busting birth of Punjabi country music | CNN
The fertile plains of Punjab are a world apart from the Appalachian Mountains, to which country music traces its roots. But as artists Assassyn and Jaggseer have discovered, the two cultures aren’t so...
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least President Mountain Dew Camacho meant well
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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
man that Ed Sheeran solo a cappella tour is going to be lit
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You don’t fucking say!
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fandango >>>> Netflix
static.klipy.com
The Bundesliga Agenda Fandango Style
Alt: The Bundesliga Agenda Fandango Style
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brock Purdy has so much vision as a QB that sometimes he sees through time and doesn’t recognize corporeal forms. It’s just something the Niners have to put up with .
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Money he can’t legally give away in exchange for votes that are illegal to buy at an undefined point in the nebulous future
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not a member of the Elks, but I’ve always wanted to have one of their historic lodge doorknobs.
Historic doorknobs from old BPOE lodges.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Writing Should Hurt
On our relationship to pain and creativity
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
nature.com
Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shocker. Born in San Diego, raised an hour north of Portland, been in Seattle 25 years.
Dialect quiz results… very west coast heavy for obvious reasonsCities most & least like you; most similar Dan Francisco, Portland, Seattle; least similar NoLa, Boston, Houston
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I think about this deleted sequence from Love Actually and scream laugh
youtu.be
Love Actually Deleted Scene - Airport (2003) - Emma Thompson Movie HD
YouTube video by Fandango (Stream)
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This post is over a year old, but it’s new to me. Anyway, “Beats-ass Homeland Security secretary” sent me.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’d like to see the game Goldeneye made into a movie. So like there’s two aspects of the original movie but the rest of the movie is just the levels of the game including multiplayer. James Bond running around The Complex going “Where am I! Fuck!”
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The man is a treasure.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Phone photos never do it justice but the highlight of my night was my 12yo daughter requesting to she stay up late IF we watched a David Attenborough nature documentary & then that was interrupted by standing out in front of the house for 1/2 an hour staring at the partial lunar eclipse with her.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wish it would just happen already
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 24/08/2026
true eureka oranges, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915
true eureka oranges, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is my favorite type of AI whinging because it does require admitting you’re a talentless piece of shit up front
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I will absolutely take that point.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was a fantastic penalty take from Dom.
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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pitcher could've thrown that pitch into the backstop and the ump is still ringing him up. Take a seat kid, you're not as smart as you think you are.
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this is the opening of a JD Vance campaign ad
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