matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 1hhappy October, time to break out the spooky shoes (fred approved AF1s) 150
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 18hthe state shouldn't kill people, particularly when they're too stupid to do so 060
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026goes down 4-0 bases still loaded first inning and gets pulled thanks for your service 000
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trains trains trains TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS *pounds fists* TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS 080
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just realizing that the confusing rumble that woke up Fred and made me mad that the construction outside was shaking the apartment was that earthquake lol 051
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've hit that messi free kick in pub league like calm down 050
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't know this song and I don't care and that's just fine for everyone who cares man 110
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026thanks dan love ya dan but sheeeeeeeesh it had to happen 020
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love our adorable lush green weed looking trees blowing in the wind 010
Reposted by matt oakDarren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"it's WHOOOO, steve." "fuck off." "seriously... it freaks everyone out when you scream 'WHYYYY' at 4am." 220759
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rolled the dice (roll dice and pull a recipe out of the shot dictionary). got cumshot. yeeeeeikes all milk 220
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026APART AND A PART MEAN SUCH DIFFERENT THINGS (glaring at pro athletes who are "excited to be apart of this team") 060
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026by far the best husky crowd of the season. this crowd is amped for this 8pm shit 380
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026honestly as a sorta band nerd when the huskies get a first down and they play a note the next time they play that note and the next on the scale it's my favorite part of husky football other than dubs 220
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026now that we're all angry at the club, here comes sounders kickoff! 160
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026does the Big10 even know what they're in for? PAC12 after dark rules still apply man. and a themed blackout jersey game? kicking off after sundown? this could be a 6 OT night 120
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you Google ncaa football scores on Google and scroll thru the games all the way to the end of the day it ends at 6 Pacific time and doesn't even list the huskies game at 8pm Pacific lol 010
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026literally fucking this. the Seahawks are new owners and they're gonna build some rich bitch monstrosity in Puyallup or something. lumen can be ours by default lol 070
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also if you want cheap beer join me at Ballard FC matches next season, Up the Bridges 140
Reposted by matt oakSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 26/09/2026Hanauer: “We could have $5 beers if we want. We could open the gates two hours before kickoff.” editor’s note: Uh, we aren’t going to get those things if there’s a Renton stadium… 3221
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026omg he's gonna try to convince you Renton is good because beer go cheap 140
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ONE LICK OF SOUNDERS OUTREACH WHILE WE HOSTED YOU PUTZ 110
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also, he's used this line on everyone I know who has spoken to him. fucking has this 12 acre comment on speed dial. 080
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you're gonna lose most of em. dudes head is absolutely in Renton. 090
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hanauer is 1000 percent gonna drag Sounders to Renton and someone should press him on it and also throw a wet hot dog bun at him 180
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026blackout game at huskies tonight. guess I'll wear literally any of my clothes to fit in. 060
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 25/09/20269 week old puppy at the bar chewing on my beard how's y'alls Friday 180
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026WRONG. GUY. AGAIN. fucking Death, can you get it right ONE time. 150
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my grubhub driver is doing donuts at the Wendy's I'm gonna tip them so hard 050
matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SOUNDERS AND MARINERS HOME WINS SAME TIME SAME TIME SEATTLE WE BACK oh god did macklemore start this 1190
