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2 cloves of garlic is technically 0 garlic. Just assume you’re starting every recipe with -2 garlic, and you have work to do to make up the deficit.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 7h

Back to back in my feed

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 7h

Run out the clock and don’t spot them 7 points while backed into your own end zone at the brink of halftime and it’s a totally different conversation that people are having.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 8h

It’s very good and ends wildly

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rb @mostlyinane.quest · 11/10/2026

whispering "it's just a game and sure they're annoying pricks with a soulless fanbase that's smug about one of the most egregious cheating scandals in recent sporting history but it's fundamentally just a game" to myself

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Being seemingly surrounded by these fuckwits is a tedious task.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this isn't who we used to pretend to be

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sbux has a long history of buying brands, trying to roll them into their business model, and scrapping them for parts a couple of years later when it doesn’t work out. They’ve done it multiple times. Usually it’s not brands as big as Chipotle though.

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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026

h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.

Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes I don’t realize that I sound like an idiot until I see my thoughts in print. Delete, grow, repeat.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is Dan Wilson managing this game

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, that’ll do it!

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know how they say that if your erection lasts more than 4hrs you should seek immediate medical help? Well that’s because untreated it’s likely to be the last erection you’ll ever have. I’m just saying, maybe we shouldn’t discourage him.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This penguin is actually a ninja.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is this the most insecure loser in American history? Many people are saying.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water. I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there? God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why would you even type this

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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh don’t worry, the rumors that he’s moving to Barcelona have already started!

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean… I think they have to? Otherwise it’s all just a farce and what’s the point?

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Doing it on your own is also really hard for a lot of people. If you have someone- a spouse, a partner, a friend, a club, anyone- who can keep you accountable, it helps a lot. Also help if you’re keeping each other accountable, so it doesn’t feel like one party is nagging and the other is shirking.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you know what the problem with cow’s feet is? They lactose.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is some detached from reality, I have a driver and a personal assistant bullshit. Get over yourself man, no one wants this.

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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sept. 24, 1926: The grand opening of the new Fifth Avenue Theatre in Seattle.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s a Sbarro pizza in the international arrivals terminal of the Reykjavik airport.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A dude in my fantasy premier league told us that he uses Claude to manage his lineups and we all went, “uhhhhh… do you just want to give us your money back and not play?”

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s not though! It’s just a person choosing to be genuinely kind with no expectation of something in return. We all have the ability of we choose to use it!

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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

now that's what I call a high-steaks operation

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Check number 1001 lmfao

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The Seattle Times @seattletimes.com · 22/09/2026

A number of states have tried to address the practice, and the federal government has investigated it, but Seattle's rules make it a pioneer among municipalities.

seattletimes.com

Seattle set to ban grocer use of personal data to set prices

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I bought a rowing machine from amazon dot com once that had these exact same assembly instructions.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And if you’re a high achieving corporate exec or hustle culture person, you only have so much time to put your whole heart and energy into all of these things. This person has clearly chosen the thing she’s willing to put all of her energy into, and outsourced her familial relationships to a chatbot

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The more I think about this, the more I think this applies to a lot of families and marriages. People get married because that’s what they think they’re supposed to do, it’s what’s expected of them. They then have children for the same reasons. But neither thing is for everyone, and both are hard!

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For people like this having children (and a spouse) are lifestyle accessories.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Both? Probably both.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I once convinced my kids that the gymnasium was named after Dr James Nasium and let them believe it for weeks Kids are dumb as hell 😂

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matt oak @mattoak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we're all gonna die

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes yes but tell me more of this newfangled sport of water ski-ing

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve told my wife that they’re going to have to bulldoze this house around my corpse someday, that’s how much I never want to deal with moving again

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

By brother in law owns a stock ‘70 Bronco and having driven it many times I honestly cannot fathom why anyone would want one with a big motor. That’s not the point! The short wheelbase would make driving it scary as hell!

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Also, raccoon is red meat. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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