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Jingobug

@jingobug.bsky.social
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Parent, spouse, friend of animals, dog trainer in training, introverted nerd, fan of Good Omens🥂 and OFMD 🏴‍☠️ She/they

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
apropos of nothing to fellow cis people just briefly admit that you made a mistake, apologize, and correct it. often deleting and reposting is a good gesture of good faith. no one needs to coddle you for a mistake that hurts them, and if you're confident that you meant well you shouldn't need it
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Leeja Miller @leejamiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here @apnews.com I fixed this headline for you. He didn't use a "rare authority" he violated the constitution. You're blatantly buying into administration talking points by saying he has "authority" to just decide not to spend Congressionally approved funds at the last minute
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 22/09/2026
Fuck you, Gavin Newsom.
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Mummy Marshal Heidi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @theonetrueheidi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For those that don't know, the "ideology" bit is a huge dog whistle. When there is talk of eliminating "transgender ideology" they mean transgender people, it's genocidal rhetoric.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/08/2026
I was IQ tested when I was a kid and rode that high until Briggs-Myers tests came into vogue and then I reveled in being an INTP and now I recognize that both are basically the nerd equivalents of zodiac signs, but then that's a very Taurus thing to say, isn't it
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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🫀nenetto [🌳 Deku edition ▿] @nenetto.com · 17/08/2026
By www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/08/2026
Fox News graphic claims falsely that the average price of gas one year ago was $4.13, lower than it is right now. It was actually $3.14!
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey, guys, when the librarians get pissed about the destruction of books, it’s time to put those listening ears on. Because we are very comfortable with the idea that books are tools that can be retired. What’s happening right now is not that.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Barred #critterposting
Crude drawing of a pale dog behind a white polka dotted gate and turquoise striped background. Shaped like shapes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026
Home Depot Garden Center Offering 1.5 Cubic Feet Of Squirrels
Home Depot Garden Center Offering 1.5 Cubic Feet Of Squirrels
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/08/2026
that’s fucking right
Peggy Flanagan wearing a protect trans kids shirt
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Every time someone says nonbinary people are valid, a fairy dies.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026
one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/07/2026
Also, if all your friends are neurospicy and you're the token neurotypical, no you're not
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
A series of photos of me pointing to places where packages could be like inside of a mailbox or on the front porch or in my hands except there is nothing there
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026
ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough
a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
DUNGEON MASTER: you heave open the door to the crypt! inside you find a skeletal mage and (checks notes) well to be honest I don't know how else to say this but she's serving cunt
page 5 excerpted from "Reavers of Harkenwold" with an illustration of a skeleton striking a pose
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Reminder that there will be motion on KOSA and the KIDS ACT on monday Please contact your representatives literally right now of you can and demand censorship/surveillance legislation be opposed
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 12/06/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ Here’s what’s true: There would be no Pride without trans people. You are allowed to take up space. You deserve joy beyond survival. Take care of yourself and each other this Pride. 💗 #TransJoy #TransLiberation #Pride2026
Graphic with a deep purple background and black flame illustration. Large pink and white text reads: “There Would Be No Pride Without Trans People.” Butterflies and chain graphics appear around the edges. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in the top right corner.Graphic with a bright teal background and pink flame illustration. Large black and dark blue text reads: “Community Care Is Collective Power.” Decorative butterflies and chain graphics appear around the edges. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in the top right corner.Graphic with a deep purple background and black flame illustration. Butterflies and chain graphics decorate the corners. Large pink and white text reads: “Trans Siblings: Take Care of Yourself.” The Trans Lifeline logo appears in the top right corner.Graphic with a bright teal background and pink flame illustration. Large black and dark blue text reads: “Trans People Have Always Existed.” Decorative butterflies and chain graphics frame the image. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in the top right corner.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Gavin, both a dog AND a comic satire of a dog, has a foster home now and they posted some updated photos Hopefully they won't mind me sharing. They describe Gavin in their home as "all babe and no brains". He is a beautiful boy. More dogs need foster homes here: www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs
A wide-eyed chocolate lab with more sensible-looking dogs behind him.A sleeping and smiling chocolate lab.A chocolate lab enjoying a tennis ball.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No, the assumption that disabled people require our colleagues’ stolen words and illustrations chopped up and spewed out in order to participate in art is ableist. We have BEEN creating art. Many of the works you love? Made by someone marginalized out of traditional jobs.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING TREATMENT WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT IS 97% EFFECTIVE AND COULD ERADICATE THE DISEASE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ANTIVAX GRIFTERS LEADING US 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...
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With Measles Roaring Back, the Search for a Treatment is On
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
June is both Pride & Orca Action Month. This is because all orcas are militant queer homosexuals. full support for the revolutionary praxis of Orcas in their Protracted Porpoise War against billionaires, yachts, & imperialism.
An orca saying “the rich aren’t going to eat themselves”
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 10/06/2026
FURTHER BABY POSSUM UPDATES
A tiny baby possum with dark fur stands on a wooden deck and holds a chunk of orange, gnawing away at itThree tiny possums stand on a wooden deck in front of a pair of mostly empty glass plates.Two tiny possums stand side by side, stretching up to drink out of a blue bowl filled with water.A lone possum stands on a wooden deck with his front paws on a glass plate. Its mouth is open in what might be a warning hiss, or a yawn, or maybe a yell for more food. It looks ridiculously cute, regardless.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 07/06/2026
Reminder: calling the legal observers "protesters" is doing the propagandist's work for them. Renee Good was not protesting. She and her wife were there as constitutional observers. So was Alex Pretti. They were not engaged in protest - they were legally documenting crimes as they happened.
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The toilet door is kicked open and the very frustrated coke-head looks up in alarm, a coin stuck in one nostril.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 26/05/2026
You know what's kind of awesome about living in the generative slop times? Seeing something new, doing some light searching to check if it's fake, and then realizing anew we actually live in a world of goshdanged spectacular wonders. time.com/article/2026...
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gavin is either a dog or a parody OF a dog. Regardless, he needs a home or foster in the Twin Cities and the folks sponsoring him, The Bond Between, have excellent copywriters on staff.
A baffling chocolate labI am looking for a foster starting May 6.

If you can say YES please email fostersupport@thebondbetween.org.

Hi my name is Gavin and I am from Georgia!

Have you ever wanted to adopt/foster that wonky dog you used to draw in kindergarten? You know the one… one eye a little higher than the other, mouth doing its own thing, vibes slightly questionable? 🎨 Are you a lover of abstract art? Would you enjoy owning a pet you can never take seriously? Are you emotionally prepared to answer questions like: “Is your dog… winking?” “Wait… can he blink?” “Is he making that face on purpose?” If you answered yes to any of the above, allow us to introduce Gavin. Gavin is a 56-pound masterpiece of chaos with facial expressions that range from confused potato to mildly concerned Muppet. His face zigged when it should’ve zagged!

Gavin is good with dogs - he could go to a foster home alone or with a canine friend!A baffling chocolate lab
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#ofmd
Stede Bonnet speech bubble
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]
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Jenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world
just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw
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Spencer Koelle @spencerkoelle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s not even satire….👏👏👏
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/04/2026
Easy ask, happy to support
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