John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They need to bring back Dukes of Hazzard properly this time so people will stop voting for Boss Hoggs 100
Reposted by JohnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Breaking: Man who invited vampires inside because he wanted to live forever suddenly concerned about being one of the damned. 119645
Reposted by Johnleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356211274
Reposted by JohnGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189625405
Reposted by JohnRyan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 21/09/2026et voilà, a portrait of Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock, rendered from leaked Flock license plate camera images. Plates were redacted before rendering. 6417151
Reposted by JohnLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now 592738332
Reposted by JohnKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...wired.comOne of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. 302667907
Reposted by Johncee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482151908
Reposted by JohnMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Genghis Khan was the original "Fear Mongol." 1716128
Reposted by JohnPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85tmz.com'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead. 14533731565
Reposted by Johnan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time 383742628
Reposted by JohnScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Spider-Man, Spider-Man Fights the Nazis and the Klan Fuck around, you'll find out What his fists are all about Fash out! Via the Spider-Man! 101736537
Reposted by JohnCody @atiredgay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is definitely in response to Ally Pankiw and Kate Herron’s post about turning down the show because of Rowling’s transphobia. So much of her transphobia stays on Twitter, this actually had news sites having to talk about it. She broke containment and WB is trying to do damage control. 110435
Reposted by JohnMichael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is a pretty good overview of what a crapfest Valnet is, came out last year: www.thewrap.com/valnet-labor...thewrap.comValnet Blues: How Online Porn Pioneer Hassan Youssef Built a Digital Media 'Sweatshop'The owner of entertainment websites Screen Rant, Collider, CBR and MovieWeb faces a lawsuit over exploitative work conditions. 14411
Reposted by JohnPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026How to win at most all things: 93102923420
Reposted by JohnBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105772736
Reposted by JohnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026England: Boy, we've gained so much revenue siphoning off talent from America's self-inflicted brain drain! So glad that country sank into a fascist quagmire and is now enveloped in bigoted filth. JK Rowling: We should also be a fascist quagmire! England: You raise some interesting points. 09519
Reposted by Johndr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look 132503324
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026ICE is grabbing people on the road by my mother’s house. I hate this so much. 110
Reposted by JohnSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 26/07/2026For a deep dive on the Kahanists -- and their resurrection in Israel and the US -- read this: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-no-wor...sarahkendzior.substack.comThe No World OrderMeir Kahane, Netanyahu, Trump, and the war beyond Iran. 15294143
Reposted by JohnOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026me & the bad bitches I pulled by being gay & annoying 101103200
Reposted by JohnGG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/07/2026OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o... 191059443
Reposted by JohnY.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services. 27106522236
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Jumping on a band wagon sounds amazing. It has musicians playing on it? And all your friends are there too? Hell yeah, let's go! 010
Reposted by JohnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo. 094862281
Reposted by JohnHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243405590
Reposted by Johnmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website. 61095842621
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This is Winnie, she is a recently reincarnated killer whale. 020
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Adopting leftist politics does not stop you from being the kind of man who wants to pay for a lap dance in Kohl's Cash 000
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My feed is filling up with 2017-style “this Dromph stuff is not NORMAL” liberal emotional co-regulation. Yeah we know, buddy, we know. So are you going to do something to cost his backers a lot of money, or… 000
Reposted by JohnTitania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin 556243868
Reposted by JohnStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 30/05/2026me when my family enter the room: hey me when the cat enters the room: well hello there! hi! how are you? what a delight to see you. what are you up to? what are you up to? what's going on, eh? oh really, is that so? busy day eh? delightful. how delightful to see you. delightful, yes. absolutely de 762622230
Reposted by JohnJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 14/05/2026girl are you Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey because you haven't even gotten here and a bunch of weird dudes are already whining that you weren't created specifically to meet their expectations 10860152
Reposted by JohnI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/05/2026Some of y’all use revolution the same way some evangelicals use rapture. 13719154
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 01/05/2026To make a man like you, tell him he was right about something. For men who are wrong most of the time, this is messier to implement but the return is higher. 010
Reposted by JohnFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum. 451710220
Reposted by Johndon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the vibe shifted when everything changed from naming our software and services from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to lord of the rings 25811
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026For my birthday I’d really like there to NOT be a nuclear war tomorrow 020