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This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 13h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 19h

“So it’s not because Middle Eastern nations are finally pushin’ back against decades of Western interference?” “Shut *up*, you wanna get us fired?”

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 19h

Excuse me, his name is Logan. Or Lowell. Or Lincoln. Look, it’s definitely an “L” name, OK?

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 20h

Each episode of Lanterns must be making the HEAT types progressively madder, and I love that for it.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 22h

I'm just a job applicant, standing in front of a company, asking it to understand that I would rather jump into an active volcano than write one more goddamned cover letter

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 23h

Showing this list to my nieces like "Yes, that was a real band name. Yes, that too. Them? I had their double live album." And so on.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 23h

So that new Endgame footage really is just a series of "It's me, Blorko" scenes, huh?

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clearly I am not in the target audience, because not only would I never turn this shit off, now I want it in every game

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Government of the douchebags, by the douchebags, and for the douchebags

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And people say this book is boring?

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And what comes with great power, class?

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finished my revising (bar one last quick spelling/grammar pass tomorrow) and have two job interviews lined up. Are things... going well for me?

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What I'm bringing to the job interview

It's Mystery Science Theater 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The speech today is going to be him responding directly to each and every comment

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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Privatisation is theft. It is a corruption, a cancer, a security weakness.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only reason I know about this song is because I subscribe to a country music newsletter *co-written by the author of this article*.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Men need to take the lead in preventing male-on-female violence, by which I mean beating the living shit out of guys like this the second they step out of line

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Our milk comes from pasteurized cows” Hi, sorry, I have a few questions

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every one of these men looks like the guy dumb enough to think he can take Jack Reacher.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sam literally keepiing these dopes alive before they’ve even left the Shire

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026

Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.

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It's a Superpower?? Season Two

To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you don’t bring pictures of Spider-Man - or any damn superhero at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In school I consistently had a vocabulary well above my grade level, and it was because of comics.

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Nicholas Yenson 朱偉仲 @nicholasyenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn, a slipper as pure as gold - or any damn potion ingredient at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Workinge IX to V, nys no waye to make a livinge, Scarsli gettinge by, all the takinge but no givinge, Thei but selle thy mynde and ne nevir issue credit -- Ynogh to make thee wax woode yf thou let it!

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My take on the iced coffee discourse is that it’s probably good for people with steady jobs to get a little glimpse of how utterly fucked the hiring system is right now

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026

this is one of the many reasons that "fuck you, come back to the office" was so infuriating, you've got a bunch of folks who were doing just fine with remote work and in fact may have bought a house assuming they could keep doing it and now they can't afford to live near the office

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gladstone reused this cover in the ‘80s and it blew my six-year-old mind

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We can beat the ai apocalypse with the maintenance guy's keys and a firehose

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Them: Thank you for your application, unfortunately we have decided to move forward with other candidates Also Them: *reposts exact same job* Me:

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Elf Throne

Alt: Buddy the elf says "You sit on a throne of lies"

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nobody, but *nobody*, out-sucks the Jets

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Single-issue voter whose issue is something incredibly petty and relevant only to me

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ATTENTION BLUESKY! Annie says they are really hoping to boost the number of artists (crew, performers, creative teams, anyone) outside New York who are filling this out to get a broader sampling. If you are in the arts please take a second and fill this out!

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's like that Stephen King story where they isolate a chemical that makes everybody pacifists when you put it in the water, but then it gives everyone dementia, except instead of a peace chemical it's PCP mixed with the brown acid

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Honestly, I'd rather my tax dollars paid for shit like this instead of new and exciting ways to kill children in the global south

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Somebody’s gonna have the brains or the luck to short NVIDIA at just the right moment, and that person is going to make enough money to officially become God.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”

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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.

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Michael vs. 2026 @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

FUTURE ENGLISH: What the shock, man? This is sprocking grife!

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