Reposted by JohnCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i hate modern AAA game design 81552217
Reposted by JohnAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.inquirer.comThe SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-NovemberOkaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather. 5045221065
Reposted by JohnBEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026SEPHIROTH POSTING IS A WELL-DOCUMENTED AND LARGELY UNDERSTOOD PHENOMENON, BUT DOCTOR ROBOTNIK POSTING IS RELATIVELY NEW. 110932
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026According to Greek mythology... All the other gods that guy devoured jump out of his stomach 110
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They need to bring back Dukes of Hazzard properly this time so people will stop voting for Boss Hoggs 100
Reposted by JohnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Breaking: Man who invited vampires inside because he wanted to live forever suddenly concerned about being one of the damned. 119645
Reposted by Johnleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363681417
Reposted by JohnGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190825448
Reposted by JohnRyan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 21/09/2026et voilà, a portrait of Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock, rendered from leaked Flock license plate camera images. Plates were redacted before rendering. 6415151
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Threads is easily five years ahead of Bsky in humorless scold reply technology. This cannot stand! 11131
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve driven in Rhode Island, them having their own license plate is a warning. 011
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm pretty sure the rest of the galaxy thinks "the Sex Planet" is Earth 000
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Starfleet is at its most interesting when it's trying to do something it is very bad at 010
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comDune: Stilgar and Lisan al-GaibAlt: Dune: Stilgar and Lisan al-Gaib 040
Reposted by JohnLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now 592737332
Reposted by JohnKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...wired.comOne of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. 302667906
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Things stop being characterized as "far" when you approach them 030
Reposted by Johncee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35582231913
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't get over how the security guard left the door propped open. Like... c'mon man 020
Reposted by JohnMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Genghis Khan was the original "Fear Mongol." 1716128
Reposted by JohnPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85tmz.com'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead. 14533741564
Reposted by Johnan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time 383740628
Reposted by JohnScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Spider-Man, Spider-Man Fights the Nazis and the Klan Fuck around, you'll find out What his fists are all about Fash out! Via the Spider-Man! 101736537
Reposted by JohnCody @atiredgay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is definitely in response to Ally Pankiw and Kate Herron’s post about turning down the show because of Rowling’s transphobia. So much of her transphobia stays on Twitter, this actually had news sites having to talk about it. She broke containment and WB is trying to do damage control. 110435
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm as much against being cut to pieces with a spiky sword the size of a surfboard as much as the next villager, but the situation over in Fauxhawk Valley is ruining the world for future generations. 010
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Respectfully, the other side is all-in on conflating being somehow unfit with being evil. The results are not great. I am BEGGING you to re-examine this idea 100
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are people out there who don't believe in dinosaurs. I've decided I can have that blithe disregard for a subject too, and I choose this 020
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hobbes: "Look man, Calvin is a strongly opinionated person. He is doing his own thing since he fell in with those political influencer guys. We agreed to work on other projects going forward. I disavow those things he said. I'd rather talk about something else, please." 020
Reposted by JohnMichael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is a pretty good overview of what a crapfest Valnet is, came out last year: www.thewrap.com/valnet-labor...thewrap.comValnet Blues: How Online Porn Pioneer Hassan Youssef Built a Digital Media 'Sweatshop'The owner of entertainment websites Screen Rant, Collider, CBR and MovieWeb faces a lawsuit over exploitative work conditions. 14411
Reposted by JohnPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026How to win at most all things: 93102963417
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Yeah, they’re okay to eat because they still like Harry Potter 000
Reposted by JohnBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105812734
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Broccoli should not be kept in captivity 🥦 (Broccoli being too advanced as a life form to ethically eat was Woke 3.5) 120
Reposted by JohnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026England: Boy, we've gained so much revenue siphoning off talent from America's self-inflicted brain drain! So glad that country sank into a fascist quagmire and is now enveloped in bigoted filth. JK Rowling: We should also be a fascist quagmire! England: You raise some interesting points. 09519
Reposted by Johndr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look 132503324
John @jgarlick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026ICE is grabbing people on the road by my mother’s house. I hate this so much. 110