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Jennifer

@jfscheuren.bsky.social
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Bernie would have won.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the peoples' demands
so now you want to stay alive AND have your life be "happy"?
this is America, not the United States Of Alive And Happy
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATETLY TURN OFF AI - SHIRT'S AND TANK TOP'S AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK TSHRIT "BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATEDLY TURN OFF AI" AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP to Senator Gram. You would have loved the metric system
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
On a long enough timeline, your entire life rounds down to nothing. So who cares? Eat a burger. Mcdonalds: I'm lovin' how nothin' matters.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
new band called death camp for conservatives
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/06/2026
I am so sick of Big Tech bullshit. if you want to move fast and break things, start with your own bones
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
big computer is conspiring to take away the only thing i've ever actually liked: the computer
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 20/05/2026
never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Replacing the liquid content of you local AI data center's cooling tank with pure raw sewage as a cost-saving measure
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Rio Tazewell @riotazewell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is anyone else getting tired of witnessing the most astoundingly blatant corruption in American history happening in plain sight and almost half the country cheering it on, overwhelmingly to their own detriment?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
FUN FACT
COMPUTER FUN FACT
IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS WHILE HOLDING SHIFT IT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN USING
CAPS LOCK
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
think of the landlords
по! і Can't lose my job! what is my landlord gonna do?!?!
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The market can stay irrational longer than we can remain solvent.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/03/2026
i severely doubt this somehow. why would the price of oil effect the economy? the stock market doesn't use trucks...
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existentialcat.bsky.social @existentialcat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Once again feeling bad for the Onion writers having to compete with reality.
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Post Mo Thóin (Dave) @davebrowne.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We all know that human consciousness begins once a billion words and phrases have been tokenized by the brain to map their relationships so I can pick the most likely response to a given input. As Descartes said "I autocomplete, therefore I am."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
> @covie93.bsky.social
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @drmario.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I love my job of rearranging deck chairs.
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Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If you want people to be 'reasonable' about a subject, I highly recommend not stealing from them, attempting to coerce them into using a mutilated mockery of their own stolen goods and then sniggering that this will ruin their livelihood.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
save 20 million rows in csv. you will certainly not regret saving 20 millions rows in csv.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
just save that shit in csv. csv never hurt anyone. you don't need any of that fancy bullshit. csv is fine. save it in csv.
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rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This ruling class is absolutely begging crying pleading with us to take their power away.
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John Robinson @hannibalv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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reneedodson.bsky.social @reneedodson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas
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Midwest Peoples Republic @ericleitzen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Bernie is asking
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
searching for "search issues" isn't yielding anything so i think we're all good
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
These Democrats are so fearful of their own shadows and taking any heat at all that a Gestapo agent killing a woman in cold blood calls for statements parsed and pecked at to maximally defend against ANY implication you don't support "law enforcement" and deporting strange icky foreigners
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