Reposted by jmFooThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Retweet if u agree. 16767117
Reposted by jmFoomegan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Dear Canada, I’m sorry. So sorry. 31149
Reposted by jmFooAddled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 11/01/2025When you are a diva without effort. Just a gorgeous, perfect little bird. Tufted titmouse. 1397
Reposted by jmFooAddled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My weight swings harder than your grandparents in the 70s at their monthly key parties. 1218
Reposted by jmFooPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I take my coffee blue. (with a healthy squirt of Dawn Original) 48925
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024If you don’t make a huge mess while portioning out latkes, are you even making latkes? 020
Reposted by jmFooPatti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 27/12/2024www.newsweek.com/costco-board... LET'S ALL SUPPORT COSTCO... LET'S ALL SALUTE THEM... Costco WILL KEEP it's DEI policy Statement from Costco "DEI efforts help retain a wide range of employees. Also members want to interact with a diverse employee base.."newsweek.comCostco denies shareholder demand to back down from DEI hiringThe Costco Board pushed back against its shareholders who requested a proposal over diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) practices. 654274965045
Reposted by jmFooeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Do millennials know how good soul asylum is 141107744
Reposted by jmFooShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/12/2024One thing about me is that periodically I force my followers to look at my works in progress. This is one such post. Ok thanks 4362
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024When you bring leftovers for your coworker because you know they gonna forget lunch and complain about the options at work. 010
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024This poor nugget tore her ccl (acl in humans) last night trying to jump on our bed. 😞 000
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam 000
Reposted by jmFoonicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 11/12/2024if your piss is dark you need to drink more water. if your piss is green you are shrek 17122
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I have these three next to my front door and get to see them ever time I walk in or out of the house. They make me so happy and help make this place be my home. Forever super happy for getting them from @shenanigans.bsky.social 141
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Some days you make mashed potatoes other days you fix a cracked stair tread 010
Reposted by jmFoomegan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 06/12/2024At times, it sucks being a kind person in an unkind world. 129326
Reposted by jmFooLiz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Great piece by @helaineolen.bsky.social explaining exactly why the crypto bros want to take out the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Hint: It's not because the CFPB is "duplicative." www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...msnbc.comOpinion | Why Elon Musk wants to ‘delete’ an agency that protects your moneyThe CFPB aims to protect Americans from vested financial interests big and small. That’s why oligarchs want it gone. 57618
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When they outsource the potatoes to you, you had best deliver. 120
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024There is not a day that goes by where I don’t miss Wesley Willis. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_...en.m.wikipedia.orgWesley Willis - Wikipedia 010
Reposted by jmFooSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Wait. Hear me out. An advent calendar filled with Ativan. An ativant calendar. 1728463
Reposted by jmFooDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I know we are supposed to interact with others here so I’m telling you upfront I’m not good at that 3339492
Reposted by jmFooTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 23/11/2024One of life’s tragedies is that croissants would make really good pillows if they didn’t leave crumbs all over the bed 1277
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I don’t often get to don the suit but when I do, it’s a real blast. It’s so easy to jump back in and go. 000
Reposted by jmFooLeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Happy Wednesday, y’all!media.tenor.coma man wearing a yellow and black sweater and sunglasses is standing in a room .ALT: a man wearing a yellow and black sweater and sunglasses is standing in a room . 42722193935
Reposted by jmFooIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I don't know if this counts but it did took so very many hours + I am brave to be on camera while elderly 🙀 www.youtube.com/shorts/OySFY...youtube.comAn Old Consumer Reports... on Bidets!YouTube video by Abby Cohen 4596
Reposted by jmFooAddled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024*crawling in bed high af and waking up my husband* Babe, babe, babe. Would it be weird to stick shrimp cocktail on top of a carrot cake? You know, like for decoration but also because they might taste really good together? 183
Reposted by jmFoomegan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Them: Why are you so committed to the treadmill? Me: I’m preparing for the revolution. What are you doing? 0111
Reposted by jmFooSardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The worst part about Monday is people talking about how it's Monday. 32911
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024media.tenor.coma man is sweating while wearing headphones on a plane .Alt: a man is sweating while wearing headphones on a plane . 010
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Since moving to New York from Chicago in 2021, there has been 1 thing that always amazes me about being here. It’s not the people or the city or the topography; it’s the black squirrels. 010
Reposted by jmFooKelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Fuck people who think women shouldn't say fuck. 1315747
Reposted by jmFooPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If you're new: Invalid handle means we took a vote and nobody likes you. 1116649
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024It’s fascinating to see how easily people can return to normalcy after leaving that other place and coming here. It’s also kinda nice, too. 000
Reposted by jmFooTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 12/11/2024You know you're old when you can't hear what's being said on TV and turn the caption on 6334
Reposted by jmFooThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs? Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation. 383187012149
Reposted by jmFooManders @sunflowergpsy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Does anyone else feel satisfied after they vacuum or am I just weird 8307
Reposted by jmFooErika with a K @imaginaryerika.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Can we please not bring the AI “art” slop over here? It’s ugly and unnecessary. No “clever” little bit of art used to illustrate the point of your post is worth the environmental and creative harm done by random AI use. 1232
Reposted by jmFooPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 11/11/2024And sometimes the answers can be found in quiet contemplation while enjoying a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1110854
jmFoo @jewmanfoo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Dear Canadian Friends, Thanks for the tasty syrup. Love, me. 000
