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Jesse

@jessedofficial.bsky.social
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ADHD. Always reading 5 books at once. Writer of screenplays and otherwise. Advocate for an accessible & inclusive society. Pitching a holiday romcom & writing a fun time time travel story ✍️

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 31/08/2025
This is the only acceptable AI music.
Android Data from Star Trek TNG is playing a violin
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THE SPLITTER AND THE JOINER (short film) An ancient couple with mystical powers to heal and destroy live peacefully on their mountain until a coal mining company threatens their land. #Screenpit #Scriptsky #Su #Fy #Sho #SeRe #WrWo #WrDis #ISA
Movie poster showing a forest path with text overlay: The Splitter and the Joiner, a short film script by Jesse and Ashley Darland
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Ashley All Along 🔮 @ashleydwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BOOK PEOPLE 📚❤️ When a famous writer is fired by his publisher, he escapes to a small island where he falls in love with a bookstore owner struggling to stay in business. For fans of Gilmore Girls and You've Got Mail. #ScreenPit #Scriptsky #RoCo #4Q #WrDis #LBu #Div #Fea
Poster for my script BOOK PEOPLE, a romantic comedy. Sepia toned books in the background. Neon yellow brushed font for the title (Book People).
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WISH UPON A CHRISTMAS STAR: A professional holiday decorator hired for a job at a Scottish castle finds a magical star that transports her to the 1800s, where things get complicated when she meets a dashing laird. #screenpit #roco #fy #fea #4q #sere
Movie poster with images of clocks, a fancy Regency ball, and a Scottish castle blanketed by snow. The title is Wish Upon a Christmas Star, a 9 act time travel romance by Jesse and Ashley Darland.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks to @slow.dog for this link: support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/...
support.apple.com
Turn off and restrict access to Apple Intelligence features on iPhone
On your iPhone, you can turn off Apple Intelligence features like Siri AI (Beta), summarization features, and more.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They found Popeyes. 😭
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey #scriptsky - looking for advice. What’s the best way to format a text message in a screenplay? Is it dialogue, or action?
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Guy Lodge @guylodge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I appreciate the general sentiment of this but please don’t randomly call me of an afternoon and ask me to help you meal plan, I’m quite busy
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Christian Ward @cjward.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"We already live in a world where you walk outside and there are billboards and signs that are obvious AI slop. That’s become part of our visual reality. To me, generative AI feels less like innovation than a symptom of a broader cultural and economic rot." I like this kid.
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Captain Geech & the Shrimp Shack Shooters have withdrawn from President Trump's America 250 celebration. "We never wanted to participate in a something divisive," the band announced in a statement on Instagram.
Still from the movie "That Thing You Do" where the Wonders are dressed as sailors and portraying the band Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters in the movie's film with a film.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 27/05/2026
Liquid IV, the brand of non-liquid, non-IV supplement, named after IVs which are all liquid anyway,
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
With alt text
Screenshot of a tweet:

Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji. 11h

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution-it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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rom comrade @savasavasava.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026
tell your doctor not to use AI notes
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just another day in which to feel great about being an American taxpayer
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Now I know what to look for on my son‘s Chromebook 😱
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 13/05/2026
Evergreen from @edsbs.bsky.social
Again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn't be doing every day, why not you
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Misha (entrepreneurial clown) @mishacopyninja.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Whenever disabled people demand accessibility and accommodations there’s always someone who deems them excessive, unreasonable or unnecessary while also imagining there’s somewhere, somehow, a magical entity making sure accessibility is provided for Those Who Really Need It™️ There’s no such thing.
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Excited to be listening to Platform Decay by Martha Wells on Hoopla! In my mind, Kevin R. Free *is* Murderbot. I’ll read it again in print, but I had to experience it on audio first! www.hoopladigital.com/audiobook/pl...
Cover art for the audiobook version Platform Decay by Martha Wells, narrated by Kevin R. Free. Wearing his protective SecUnit armor, Murderbot free falls through a massive corridor.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...
Bridget the cat infiltrates the 'Abbey Road' cover shoot and becomes THE definitive fifth Beatle.
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DEGNI @degni.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Every single time.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Andrew Ducker @andrewducker.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A Constellation of Chronic Medical Conditions Commonly Seen in Autistic & ADHD Adults
allbrainsbelong.org
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The Zebra Alliance Community @thezebraalliance.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Stop Victim Blaming! Enough is Enough! "Don't try to “fix” us, regardless of your intentions. Believe me, we’re trying, and we’ve heard it all before." - Alana Saltz linktr.ee/thezebraalliance #chronicillness #raredisease #invisibleillness #disability #EDS #ehlersdanlossyndrome #mentalhealth #HSD
Stop Victim Blaming.
Chronic illness comes from a highly complex mix of genetics, environmental factors, trauma and more. Being chronically ill is not a personal failure.
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Maybe going to start using that phrase at home to teach it to my elementary schooler… 🤔
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 05/04/2026
if you’re ever worried that you peaked, just remember that the astronauts furthest away from the planet rn are all over 45
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If they remade back to the future and had Marty go back and astonish the crowd and kept everything the same amount of years apart he could play either Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas or No Scrubs by TLC
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
autistic people are fine and good and we should not be trying to eliminate them, or blaming anyone for their existence. their existence is good.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hey if you need some more trustworthy Star Trek shirts... I know a guy. (It's me I'm the guy. Visit willburrows.art/shop)
Tumblr poll by the-unflappablewolf

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

94.5%

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

5.5%
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My favorite development on The Traitors is how everyone is pretending that Johnny and Tara being friends was a dark secret they kept
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I suppose, but the rules I've seen... "avoid WE in stage directions" and "don't describe anything we can't see," etc, seem to steer writers away from the brief evocative writing that develops into a voice. Stage directions are where you convey the mood that *music* will set when produced.
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Well, okay, some rules. But a lot of the "rules" they teach young writers seem designed to leach the personality from their scripts. Especially now, with AI looming, it's a good time to let a little quirkiness through.
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This tribute is so touching, to me
American kennel club remembers catherine o'hara
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This whole thread is amazing. I think the William Blake is my favorite (spoilers).
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A child’s footprint frozen in time - pressed into a #Roman tile as it dried before firing nearly 1,800 years ago. A tiny, timeless reminder of everyday life in the ancient world. 📷 online.landessammlungen-noe.at/objects/1306... 🏺
A close-up photo of a Roman tile, featuring a clearly imprinted footprint of a small child's right foo. The tiles shows a rough, broken edge on the left and top, with the detailed five-toed impression visible on the worn surface against a neutral gray background.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language. ...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
was not prepared for Michael Rapaport eating on video
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Jesse @jessedofficial.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Johnny Weir straight up wearing a Bajoran earring at the breakfast table. #TheTraitorsUS
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/01/2026
by = ✍️ buy = 💵 bye = 👋 Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️
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S @vidiot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Untrue! Some of us came in second.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/12/2025
Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.
A forlorn landscape of layered rocks in the foreground, with hills fading into the background haze. At upper top right, a small crescent moon, and a bright star.
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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
it me
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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
That time of year again!

Sarah Lazarus
@sarahclazarus
no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve
8:53 PM • Dec 15, 2021
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