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Shammy Gatt

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Sidekick Emetrius. Toledo, OH.

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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 20h
I didn't know until today she was a Bowling Green State University grad. Huh.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 23h
Put on the Red Wings on, and either the crowd audio is mixed terribly quiet, or LCA is a tomb. I'm gonna go mixed low, because Larkin hit the ice, and the boos are barely audible.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 06/10/2026
For real, I hope his commissioner kicks him out. "If you didn't wanna play anymore, just say so dude."
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 06/10/2026
Castlevania: Belmont's Curse trailer: Alejandra Reynoso returns as Sypha Belnades! Castlevania: Belmont's Curse demo: it's a shame mom died
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 06/10/2026
I promised I wasn't gonna 3d print a bunch of dumb shit. Ah well.
A 3d print of a white ghost with an absolute dump truck throwing it back.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 05/10/2026
Even now he still kinda sends a chill down my spine.
static.klipy.com
MGM Lion Roar - Maitredj
Alt: A close-up of Leo, the lion in the MGM logo.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 05/10/2026
"We really want you to sign up for our condition management program to help with your high blood pressure." "lol we didn't send a blood pressure cuff that works for your fat fucking arms you piece of shit get wrecked lol"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
🎵 You don't know me, but I'm your faaaaather. 🎵 (I absolutely love this story. Can you imagine walking into work and telling people your dad is Michael McDonald? Absolutely no one would believe you.)
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
I don't remember signing an NIL deal.
A packaged dessert labelled "Fat & Weird Stuffed Cookie Dough".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
"Now presenting They Might Be Giants!"
A sign at a flea market that reads "Priced to Sell. Car air fresheners, skulls, odds and ends."
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
happy sex day to them happy sex day to them happy sex day nine months earlierrrrrrr happy sex day to them
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/10/2026
I've done, like, 4 week long work trips to Minnesota and haven't heard "Uffda" once. But spend 4 days in Grand Forks, and finally got one.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/10/2026
Watched those two new episodes of Scrubs, and once again I must sing the praises of John C. McGinley. Even given some mid-to-bad dialogue, he's fucking phenomenal with it.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/10/2026
oh god I tried to watch something on hulu during election season, fuck fuck fuck why did I do this
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/10/2026
This TV in this coffee shop is showing Care Bears for some reason, and a giant just straight up fucking DIED on screen. Like, he saved a couple of babies from a Tornado, and then he WOULDN'T GET UP. And they tried to say "oh he's a sleeping giant so he has to sleep for a long time." HE'S DEAD.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
What if this was some brilliant counter-campaigning to make your opponent sound absolutely incompetent? Man, do I WISH that was the case, instead of just KNOWING that some dipshit at the Ohio DNC thought this was a good idea.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
oooh I could make the drive to Columbus
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
every fucking one of these, I don't care what campaign
A political fundraising text message, being blocked and reported for spam
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
"Wishing it Was" is a GOOD SONG and Eagle Eye Cherry is a GOOD ARTIST and I will DIE ON THIS HILL.
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Will Jagielski-Harrison @essenceofazeroth.com · 02/10/2026
Um... Thanks?
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
Why are we not seeing the cannon shots? I think we got the first two? #cbj
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
It was until the THIRD PERIOD that they explained that noise lol.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
The Blue Jackets have a player named Soucy, and I just keep thinking @elliespectacular.bsky.social would love this.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
Can't wait to make the first ever NHL/Project Runway crossover joke with Emil Andrae.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
welp it's gonna be that kinda game is it #cbj
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
I need a screenshot of Olivier's eyes bugging out. Holy fuck. #cbj
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
FIRST PERIOD CHILI #CBJ
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
no more "Jackets.... OOOON THE POWER PLAAAAAAY" 😞
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
coyle to silly was pretty as hell #cbj
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
First goal against of the year tipped off your own stick JACKETS HOCKEY IS BACK BAYBEEEE #cbj
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
Oh neat, despite not being in the Blue Jackets market, I think I'm getting geo-blocked from that new Prime Video channel. How many times do I gotta fight this fight.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 01/10/2026
Someone posted a newspaper clipping from Toledo circa 1974, where not one, but TWO theaters were showing A Touch of Satan. (And oh hey, there's Joe Don Baker!) #mst3k
A newspaper clipping of various movie theater showtimes.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 01/10/2026
This morning, a friend confided in me she was SA'd by someone else that I know. She doesn't want to press charges, she just wants to get through it. Both of these people are known in my community. And I want to go nuclear. But, respecting her wish, I won't. But this is what this feels like, huh?
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Most people rejected His message.
UMass should be ranked
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. 4:16
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 01/10/2026
I don't remember where I first heard it, but it has been a mainstay of my playlist ever since. youtu.be/_i1rJEhBYbM?...
youtu.be
Dr Rubberfunk - Sunset Breakup
YouTube video by Jalapeno Records
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/09/2026
remoted into MULTIPLE Windows 7 computers today, ama
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/09/2026
Confident I raised my kid right.
A text conversation:

got stopped by a person seated near my host stand telling me i made his day because i was singing along to a stevie nicks song

apparently i need to just sing while im here all the time because this is the 3rd time ive been stopped by someone just to say i made their day because i was singing

Probably "Edge of Seventeen"?

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It's a banger!
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/09/2026
The first company that uses the "SI" name reveals themselves as the cuckiest cucks who ever cucked, I cannot wait.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/09/2026
need old corneria pleeeaaaaase
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 28/09/2026
Weirdly thinking too deep about the ramifications of the gradual replacement of Ms. Pac-Man with Pac-Mom. Like, Ms. Pac-Man still exists, right? Does Pac-Man have two families?
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 28/09/2026
"yess ha ha eating pills WE'VE ALL HEARD IT"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 28/09/2026
The dumb fuckup machine did a dumb fuck up again. Give it your credit card.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026
Larry King quote bubble
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 27/09/2026
lol I just hit this story in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 27/09/2026
Blue Bunny Ice Cream Bowl, who says no?
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 27/09/2026
Screw it, she's Gonzo's mom. Why not?
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