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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 26/07/2026
I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails. I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Kind of feel like finding the shittiest possible watermarked camrip of that Backrooms movie where there are candy eating noises and occasionally some nerd walks in front of the screen might be the definitive way to experience it
Ostensibly a screenshot of that Backrooms movie. The silhouette of some dorm in glasses and a giant coat is obscuring most of the screen. The address for a cameips site is visible as a giant watermark, as well as a smaller plain text overlay. This is absolute dogshit.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can you believe there’s people out there just rawdogging their morning routine? No book, no tablet, not even bringing a F2P match-three game with them into the shower!
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This one is old but not old enough to be included in the Nerd Inferno omnibus. The saddest thing about it is that it isn't just for freelancers anymore. Good luck to us all.
A four-panel comic called Cartooning Benefits Package, which depicts a shower as vacation time, a failing go fund me as health insurance, and death as retirement. Your cartoonist mileage may vary. Also works for the arts and freelancing in general, and, these days, working life in general.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
unmute, this is 100% right
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/02/2026
LOGGING ON
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We did not appreciate it at the time but all of are, in some small portion, Party Rock
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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When multiple family members die in the same week and you inherit all the firearms because you're the "responsible one"
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.
That stupid "American breakfast" meme with a fried egg, two slices of toast, a shitload of bacon, coffee in a mug depicting a bunch of handguns, and a handgun.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 30/09/2025
(solemnly) You've had mail.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Sneakers (1992) is sort of a wild movie to remember exists. Robert Redford and Sydney Poitier star in a cyberpunk heist thriller, entire cast is full of Oscar Nominees (like literally the *entire* main cast)
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Ray Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 02/09/2025
here it is, the absolute base level of retro gaming content. the first stages of development. a nursery rhyme. shapes and colors to inspire curiosity
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HorrorPuffs ⛈️ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.” #yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
Taco shells with ingredients all around & a complete taco ready-to-eat
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Ryan Higgins @ryanhiggins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I referenced a watery tart throwing a sword to a store full of comic book readers to blank stares. So yeah, wrap it up, olds, we're done.
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Monty Python GIF
ALT: Monty Python GIF
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the Jarvis Cocker of the Chicago lit scene @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I've created a new AI assistant called Bartleby that politely refuses to do any task you ask it to do.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/06/2025
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Spending all weekend telling every Captain Falcon “I love your Homelander cosplay!”
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Libby @libbotomy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Janelle Monae will NEVER disappoint #MetGala
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Watching a Maersk leave the port of Shenzen overloaded like it’s the last chopper out of ‘nam. Dunkirk for treats.
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Robert Ashley @robertashley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Sometimes I tell a guy he has a cool truck just to see smile.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo
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Tina Sanchez O’Hara @teanah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Girl math is saving money by buying shoes now before tariffs 😭😭😭
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a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This was….five months ago
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
"the US financial crisis is because they securitize subprime burrito taxi payday loans" is about as intelligent an outcome of all of this as we could expect
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Tina Sanchez O’Hara @teanah.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Happy St Patrick’s day
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
American aviation safety may have fallen off such a catastrophic cliff that the prospect of flying seems too dangerous to risk at the moment, but at least we can still enjoy the experience of air travel now that grocery stores have adopted airport food pricing
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
One day this will be in a history book, and they’re going to have to try to explain it in a way that makes any sense to the reader
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
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Robert Ashley @robertashley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s weird how when the punk band has long hair, they’re from Australia.
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oh this place supports video now i can show you the time my Vectrex made glitch art by saying "scram" and letting out a tortured wail
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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Robert Ashley @robertashley.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Elementary school basketball is the ultimate sport. There will always be one godlike kid who’s half the size of everyone else and a tall one who moves like a horse on ice skates.
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Dustin Freeman 🧙‍♂️🇨🇦 @dustinfreeman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The museum exhibit for The Untitled Goose Game includes the raw git commit log as a scrolling ticker. I want more code projects shared so richly.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Deep Space Nine? Oh, you mean Terok Nor." - Bajoran hipster
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Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
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Ray Barnholt @rdbaaa.space · 23/06/2024
stop in at participating IHOP® restaurants for the new DRAGON QUEST III Rooty Tooty HD-2D combo meal
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
For sale: internet persona, never monetized
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
These are holy images of liberation.
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