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Maryanne W

@uptownone.bsky.social
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Edmontonian, wifey, former Winnipegger, grandma, ebike owner, winter acoustic fat-tire bike rider & known cookie-pusher. Retired & living the dream. I’m nice, not sweet. In a world where you can be anything, be kind. ESTJ 🇨🇦 is NOT for sale.

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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 12h
Funny, when we were in Europe this past spring, being Canadian was an exclamation but being an Albertan while visiting another province warranted an explanation.🤷‍♀️
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 17h
The Alberta Government’s ads that suggest that Albertans vote for a sovereign Alberta within a united Canada is just word salad. The fact that Alberta taxpayers are footing the bill for their ridiculous ad campaign is the pickle on this bullsh*t sandwich.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 17h
Happens even more often now.👵🏻
White text on light green background
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry I missed your call this morning, I was busy pie-ing.👵🏻
Red pie bird poking out of strawberry rhubarb pie on cooling rack on black cooktop
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What Tim said.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
50ish year-old dude-bro scrolling on his phone in front row seat on Porter flight sipping his giant protein shake in his tight tee looks up as an elderly gentleman takes the seat next to him. “Oh great, I’m glad you’re not a big fat guy” he declares in a too loud voice as people file past. I cringe.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🇨🇦 🙋‍♀️
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This right here!
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st. Happy pumpkin spice season for those who are celebrating. I do not share your enthusiasm.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A number of firsts for me ‘n Mr Uptown recently: flew Porter airlines to our nation’s capital, saw the parliament buildings & a few other cool things, took a train to Montreal, visited Old Town, downtown & the underground city. We walked approx 25 kms/day in each City. Need a rest, nice to be home.
War memorial in Ottawa with man standing solemnly gazing at it while guards look on Building in confederation square under non-stop blue skyBoat going thru locks at Rideau Canal Museum of Canadian history, Douglas Cardinal tell-tale design with its curvy walls
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bonjour Montreal. Je suis en toi.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
56 Sparks Street, Ottawa 4. IYKYO (if you know you’re old) 👵🏻
2 old building facades on Sparks St in Ottawa’s downtown, 50 & 56
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Uptown walking out of Redondela Spain under the ancient #lights #BlueskyArtShow
Man walking thru ancient town on narrow street under old streetlight
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt." Seen in the Canadian History Museum in Ottawa. Even truer today.
US & Canada flags with quote from former prime minister minister in both official languages
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two big walks today in our nation’s capital. Lived in Canada all our lives & somehow have never been here. Don’t report us to the 🇨🇦 authorities.😬
Ottawa sign on painted street under non-stop blue sky Map of our journey Map of our journey
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Donald Trump was in a parade with all of the world leaders and his mom was watching she’d likely say “oh look, everyone’s out-of-step except my Donny.”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The name Agnew (as in Spiro Agnew) came up in my crossword today and I suddenly remembered that you can rearrange all of the letters in his name to spell grow a penis. I have no idea why my brain hangs onto things like that but here we are.👵🏻
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Cyndi Lavin @cyndilavin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have a tswell Tuesday, friends.
Bookshelf with tsetse fly reading the silly titles
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KittyKat870 @kittykat870.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shanah tovah to all my beautiful, kind Jewish friends.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When your favorite brother turns 75 and there’s no birthday cards for 75 year-olds at the store. That.
Birthday card on blue mat for 13 year-oldBirthday card for 75 year-old on blue mat
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A whole year.❤️ Sadiversary
View of a man framed by statue’s lower legs in a snowy park on a bench making coffee
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Purple fairy Sprite @spritepurplefairy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💜💜💜🎶💯🧚‍♀️💯love this! Smile worthy! 🤗🤗🤣😁💯🎶🧚‍♀️🤟
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What Jillebeans said!
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wellington Bridge (re) construction this morning looking west & east from the fence along 102Ave. Saw one lone worker.
Bridge construction site under non-stop blue sky, can you spot the lone worker?Lots of construction material & equipment at bridge construction site under blue sky
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What Hugh said.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fiji sunset. #Golden #Blueskyartshow
People relaxing at beach at sunset with palm trees & reflection in foreground, dive boat off in the distance
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Mark Cherrington @markcherrington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1/ Please everybody. Share and vote. Make this viral. I know Kylar! And he is an amazing kid!! His brother has Down syndrome, and Kylar stood up to bullying at his school. Not only protecting his brother, but also helping stop others from being bullied.
thesuperkid.org
Vote for Kylar to be Stan Lee's Super Kid!
My Son Has Stopped Bullies Throughout Grade 1 To 12. And At Home He's The First To Help His Brother Who Has Down Syndrome When He Needs Help
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seen this morning in my ‘hood. Gesundheit, Mr Tree #Golden #BlueskyArtshow
Almost completely yellow-gold tree with leaves at its base amid green ones and an apartment bldg on sleepy street
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fall in Edmonton’s river valley. #golden #Blueskyartshow
Trees in full fall colours with a fence beside a leafy path
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the clouds did that thing over downtown Edmonton, an iPhone photo. #BlueskyArtshow #golden
Highrises under swirling clouds at sunset
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lots of available bike parking at Ezio Faraone Park this morning. Just sayin. @coffeeoutside.bsky.social
Statue and lone bike in a park at dawn’s early light
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A friend’s niece lives on a street with lots of kids. The kids use red or green dots on their doors signaling their availability to play. When the mom got diagnosed with cancer, they sat both kids down to explain. 6 year-old looked at his mom & said “we’re going to need another dot colour.” ❤️
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My pleasant 19 minute 6.7 km round trip to drop off sour cherry perogies at my dealer’s house was lovely other than the hundreds of wee flying critters ringing off my face & the 6 or so drivists more concerned about their phones or other cars.
Sinister looking bald driver with gnashed teeth & popping veins snarling at wee happy person with helmet on a bike
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#tbt to April 2021 & the gang at Ezio Faraone Park social distancing like rockstars. Coming up to the 1 year anniversary of Dr M’s passing. I sure miss him & his wisdom.
8 people in a park in early spring, 2 people sitting on benches, woman sitting cross-legged on ground & others standing, all well-distanced from each other
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Abusive ex-boyfriend, "If you start dating other people I might not take you back." Ex-partner, "Don't threaten me with a good time."
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most folks know Trump loves to trash other people but I love when the trashed can give it right back! Way to go Mark Carney! 🇨🇦 #NorthCarolina #NCPols #Democracy #Blues #MarkCarney #Canada
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PM Carney: "We do not seek power to dominate others. On the contrary, we are pursuing resilience so no one, no one can control our open markets, impair our sovereignty, threaten our territorial integrity, or undermine our freedoms, our democracies, our rule of law." 🎥 Credit: CPAC Live / YouTube
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Sheer_John @sheer-john.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very sadly.. Mitch McConnell has become the Poster Person for the US democracy.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Such a big ‘ol baby.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What Brok said.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Strong & free should refer to my coffee, not my province.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A lovely walk in the ‘hood this evening including a section of Victoria’s Secret. IYKYK #yegbike
Man walking on forested path towards the setting sun
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My WWII veteran pop had a heart & dagger tattoo that I remember vividly. My first tattoo (24 years ago) was in remembrance of him. Tattoo fairy visited after our spring camino and I set off to find an artist. First person I asked recommended her friend Connie at… Heart & Dagger Tattoo. Oooo.
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Maryanne W @uptownone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A long thread but it’s forking excellent.
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