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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

omg, I did not realize how much I've missed Tilly

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

None of the replies or quotes mention that without this, we don't get the Dipset banger

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Kinda been ignoring this app, but I guess that Onion post is going around again because I keep getting notificaties (I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Judgment Night soundtrack keeps coming up in conversations.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

being an adult isn't always easy, but I have not had to deal with roaming kids pointing and taunting me with chants of "Ring around the collar!" the way I'd expected, so that's a win, I guess

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Mrs. Peel @mrspeel.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Happy Captain Picard Day to all!! 😄

A Reddit post with a screencap of Picard in front of a hand drawn children's banner saying "Captain Picard Day". The text says: "Everyone please help us decorate 10 Forward this morning and be sure to tag Picard in all greetings. Also Ensign Barclay has a special surprise in the Holodeck later today. Let's make this the best Picard Day Ever!"

A Reddit comment under the post saying: "Captain Picard Day has become way too commercial. I started seeing CPD decorations in the seasonal section at Target back in effing April. We need to return to the true spirit of Captain Picard Day, which is to make a middle-aged Frenchman feel awkward and
uncomfortable because he's still not used to interacting with children."

Another Reddit comment saying: "The Admiral is coming this year! She's really excited" with a photo of an extremely unenthused admiral on a viewscreen.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I was at an airport food court, and a lady was getting a lot of attention. I asked one of the people working there who it was, and he exclaimed "it's Nancy!" I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"

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Matt Henry 🥄 @matthenry.fyi · 12/06/2025

I’m just happy I get to know what it feels like to think a moon landing is fake

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I'm kind of online, and kind of a movie person, but I don't see a lot of movies that most people see. And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

really looking forward to seeing waiting for godot

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl

Album cover for Rico Nasty's new album, Lethal (features her face with acupuncture needles inserted)

Red vinyl record with glitter in the shape of a sawblade (Rico's chest pictured at the center)

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

watching Wild Things on Criterion Channel...

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

tfw everyone says goodbye and you're sure that you'll exit zoom first, but somehow you find yourself staring at a giant screen of your stupid face because once again you neglected the confirmation pop-up

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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Is post-human synonymous with post-apocalyptic? Or is that just human narcissism invading the definition of the word? These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Growing up in the 70s/80s with an older half-brother who was gay, I think the empathy extended naturally for me. I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/04/2025

stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

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_Mark 🏳️‍🌈 @marxgbaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post

Tumblr post from tockthewatchdog:

Top Gun is great because Tony Scott was like “I want to make a movie about sunsets” and the US navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propaganda for the navy” and Val Kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, Juilliard trained Val Kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and Tom Cruise was like “I’m in a Ray Bans commercial!”

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/03/2025

your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

OK, Maria Chàvez + Victoria Shen + Mariam Rezaei officially surpassed this, both in terms of talent (tbh many reached that bar) and the all-important "lol, I'm grinning like an idiot"factor

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

While it's not officially part of the Big Ears music festival, hearing this dance remix of "Hey, We Want Some Pussy" while taking a break to read at Hello Tea House has been my musical highlight so far

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 25/03/2025

[transsexual sterling archer voice] wait, wait—i had something for this.

a skeet from 5 days ago with a mother jones article headlined “scoop: trump administration moves to protect businesses accused of anti trans discrimination.

it was my skeet. i did it. it didn’t take any special insight.

emily quinn @threnody.bsky.social • 5d

when they decide to say "discrimination against tesla owners is unfair collusive persecution & deserves special protection" (they will), i want folks to remember that the EEOC walked away from all cases of anti-trans employment discrimination *and* made moves to protect discriminatory businesses.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Sitting up front at comedy shows can be uncomfortable, especially in venues without a traditional stage. But last night, I got a fist bump from Amy Miller. Tonight, a flirty leg touch from Caitlin Peluffo. Raleigh comedy festival (@ State of Beer) was a good time

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 21/03/2025

VAN HALEN: i’m hot for teacher OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/03/2025

first thing I did as a ghost was pass through a wall. it was cool but what they don’t tell you is that your ghost clothes don’t come through with you, so you still gotta walk all the way back around to put them back on. also the inside of the wall was gross

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Talked to my sister yesterday and found out any time she takes the kids to an activity at a country club, they ask "is this the place Uncle Jeff yelled 'Die Fascist Pigs!'?" Apparently I yelled it out the car window as we left from picking one of them up from an activity when I visited years ago

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

happy pi day to all who celibate

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Wearing a sweatshirt without a hood, and what I didn't expect was how much I miss pockets

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

A month ago, I made a bunch of overzealous purchases on a clothing website, and today when I got home, they were on my stoop Currently wearing the most egregious* purchase, and so very happy that I bought it all *based on cost, and also owning the same design on a long sleeve T already

Me in a pink Showgirls sweatshirt, Nomi in Goddess costume front and center

(not pictured: back with Nomi and Cristal Connors kissing, sleeves with Nomi "all leg" showbox/poster image)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

wanna feel old? it used to be Crime AND Punishment

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/03/2025

Impressive. Via xcancel.com/The_x_Truth/...

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

A Culture with Cum Baked In: The Story of Skeets

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

some might call this a wasted opportunity

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I hear the place is full of pricks

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

my youth? sonic my youth? musical my youth? ciccone

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles is one of my favorite documentaries

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Actual LOL from an irl "shot, chaser" formatted joke, when this truck passed me the other day. I saw the window decal and was confused, then saw the license plate and busted out laughing

Orange Jeep with prayer hands window decal reading: FEELING BLEGHSSED

License plate: BLEGHHH

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10/02/2025

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Not as sweet as I'd expected, bit of a Windex aftertaste (but maybe that's my brain, fucking with me) Gonna add some ice

Frosty pint glass filled with bright blue liquid next to an opened can of Mountain Dew Liberty Chill

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

taking a small bit of joy* from the horrible terrors of the modern world *gonna try a new flavor of mountain dew

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A Groan Ass Man @jeffstern.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I usually order from one of the troops for homeless kids, but this year I chose someone from this list

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Shazam, but for commercials where I can't quite place the celebrity voice actor.

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/04/2024

the DEA was created in 1973 as a part of the US war on drugs. this was during the nixon administration. anyways — enjoy one of nixon’s top aides & counsel saying the quiet part out loud. cops always lie. they have a vested interest ($$$) in this lie especially.

pic of john ehrlichman, nixon’s white house counsel & president’s assistant for domestic affairs discussing this era of the war on drugs: “Look, we understood we couldn't make it illegal to be young or poor or black in the United States, but we could criminalize their common pleasure. We understood that drugs were not the health problem we were making them out to be, but it was such a perfect issue for the Nixon White House that we couldn't resist it.”

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Marika Paz @marikapaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

Advertisement for Canon. Godzilla stands next to a copy machine with paper in his hands.

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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.

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