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Jeff Segal

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social look what the nor’easter did to my boy 😭
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
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No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa…
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
pretty much every single one of the founders except for John Adams were the "candles $3600 someone help me my family is starving" meme, but for brandy and slaves
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026
The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/04/2026
u never see this on a tradlife mood board
An simple white tombstone in an old Willamette Valley graveyard that simply reads "BABY"
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Live from @theonion.com HQ.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/04/2026
these are immensely self absorbed men who pine for nazi germany and apartheid south africa — stagnant, backwards regimes btw — because they imagine themselves the masters of the universe.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2026
i’ll end this little brainstorm by just asking what it is, exactly, that the MAGA right likes about the United States, since it explicitly rejects those things that make this nation distinctive — its pluralism, its revolutionary heritage and egalitarian aspirations, and its republican institutions
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/11/2025
wrote about the president’s flagrant and destructive corruption in a column that references street fighter, the simpsons, machiavelli, and a host of revolutionary-era americans (gift link)
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Opinion | The White House Gold Rush Is On
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Deandre Hunter just did something extremely rude to Josh Giddey #NBAsky
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Max Read @maxread.info · 07/11/2025
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
One way of thinking about Twitter, especially in the Elon Musk era, is as the latest and most sophisticated version of the mailing lists that have powered the conservative movement, and the various scams and cons and schemes that constitute it, since the 1960s--in other words, as a huge and immediately accessible collection of suckers, waiting to have their avidity and paranoia exploited for cash. The predictions markets here are happy to play the same role with heavy X.com users as crypto scams and meme-stock hustlers did on the same site a few years ago, or as cash-for-gold ads did with Fox News viewers a decade before that, or as direct-mail get-rich-quick schemes did with Goldwater voters deep in prehistory.1

But the demand for dumb money created by the increasing annexation of our everyday social and cultural lives into casino-market hybrids like predictions markets (or, arguably, social media itself2) isn’t going to be satisfied solely by a pre-existing population of Birchite suckers. We talk a lot about the “male loneliness crisis” but in my estimation we don’t talk enough about the “male suckerfication crisis”: The process by which young men are continuously cultivated--by politicians, influencers, podcasters, sportscasters, and the very structure of social networks--as dupes and suckers, both for the enrichment and empowerment of Trumpist politicians and movements but also in service of the profits an ever-expanding roster of gambling and gambling-adjacent industries, among them app-enabled retail day-trading, crypto speculation, predictions markets, and of course, actual sports betting.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Accidentally raptured into heaven with all the evangelicals and somehow one of them has already set up the worst barbecue place imaginable. There's a banner out front where the illustration depicts a pig that has a goatee and is wearing a handgun in a holster. Everything tastes like corn syrup.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Every single social justice concept — safe spaces, intersectionality, microaggressions, representation — is embraced by the right when they talk about men or whites or straights.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/08/2025
the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/07/2025
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Got a $1000+ ambulance bill because it was out of network. Should I have told the 911 operator not to bother if they weren’t in network?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The woke college students were right but we can't acknowledge this because then we'll have to consider whether they're right about other things too. That I'm a big stupid moron for instance
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This account of the relationship between the last two Jews in Taliban Afghanistan is incredible
He became the country's last Jew upon the death of Yitzhak Levi in 2005. The pair famously did not get along. In 1998 Levi wrote to the Taliban interior minister to accuse Simantov of theft of Jewish relics. Simantov responded by telling the Taliban that Levi ran a secret brothel where he sold alcohol. 

The Taliban was so annoyed by their constant fighting that twhy threw them in jail. But they eventually kicked them back out when they continued to fight inside the prison.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We are in the midst of such a wide ranging constitutional crisis, easily the most serious since the Civil War. and most of our political leadership has not come even close to catching up to it.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.
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Senator Megan Hunt @meganhunt.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yeah
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