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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No AI for kids. Full stop.

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@bencollins.bsky.social look what the nor’easter did to my boy 😭

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026

don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA

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No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026

Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa…

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I got hit with “who was the first person? ….and who were their parents?” last night

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

pretty much every single one of the founders except for John Adams were the "candles $3600 someone help me my family is starving" meme, but for brandy and slaves

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“But he was afraid!!”, said my indignant five year old when reading this the other night

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/04/2026

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

An simple white tombstone in an old Willamette Valley graveyard that simply reads "BABY"

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Any chance you can swing by the DC area and give the same talk to my third grader’s class?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/04/2026

these are immensely self absorbed men who pine for nazi germany and apartheid south africa — stagnant, backwards regimes btw — because they imagine themselves the masters of the universe.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2026

i’ll end this little brainstorm by just asking what it is, exactly, that the MAGA right likes about the United States, since it explicitly rejects those things that make this nation distinctive — its pluralism, its revolutionary heritage and egalitarian aspirations, and its republican institutions

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.

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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

My five year old creates little restaurant menus that are more legible than that

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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Elder millennial dad achievement unlocked

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

He’s basically Alan Colmes

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/11/2025

wrote about the president’s flagrant and destructive corruption in a column that references street fighter, the simpsons, machiavelli, and a host of revolutionary-era americans (gift link)

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Opinion | The White House Gold Rush Is On

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Deandre Hunter just did something extremely rude to Josh Giddey #NBAsky

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Max Read @maxread.info · 07/11/2025

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

One way of thinking about Twitter, especially in the Elon Musk era, is as the latest and most sophisticated version of the mailing lists that have powered the conservative movement, and the various scams and cons and schemes that constitute it, since the 1960s--in other words, as a huge and immediately accessible collection of suckers, waiting to have their avidity and paranoia exploited for cash. The predictions markets here are happy to play the same role with heavy X.com users as crypto scams and meme-stock hustlers did on the same site a few years ago, or as cash-for-gold ads did with Fox News viewers a decade before that, or as direct-mail get-rich-quick schemes did with Goldwater voters deep in prehistory.1

But the demand for dumb money created by the increasing annexation of our everyday social and cultural lives into casino-market hybrids like predictions markets (or, arguably, social media itself2) isn’t going to be satisfied solely by a pre-existing population of Birchite suckers. We talk a lot about the “male loneliness crisis” but in my estimation we don’t talk enough about the “male suckerfication crisis”: The process by which young men are continuously cultivated--by politicians, influencers, podcasters, sportscasters, and the very structure of social networks--as dupes and suckers, both for the enrichment and empowerment of Trumpist politicians and movements but also in service of the profits an ever-expanding roster of gambling and gambling-adjacent industries, among them app-enabled retail day-trading, crypto speculation, predictions markets, and of course, actual sports betting.

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

My frame of reference is Jim Gilmore so 1998 me would have been beyond shocked by this outcome

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

My kid picked a golden ticket out of a hat and got a three pound, 94 serving lollipop. It was too heavy for her to carry. The Willy Wonka house is crazy.

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Wait wait wait, followed by contradictory nonsense every answer

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Jeff Segal @jeffsegal.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Ever do The Brave Little Toaster?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.

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