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Jeffrey w/3 Fs

@jefffal.com
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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader

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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 14h
Oh hey, time to tell Polis to eat shit again.
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 19h
Let's go, Sam Forstag! That's how you stand up for trans people on the national stage. If congressional candidates in western Montana—one of the most competitive House races in the entire country—can stand up for trans folks in every aspect of our lives, democrats everywhere should take note.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is actually really easy to not use the words 'whore' or 'bitch.'
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What if you get to Heaven and God is like “Aaaah, a ghost!!”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Free Speech” never applies to anarchists.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 02/10/2026
I was raised to think this shit is the opposite of the American Idea... by people who went on to become Trump voters.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is a thing folks often forget in the modern era, but the purpose of constitutions is to lay out the social contract by which government functions, it is not a word/logic puzzle box for clever lawyers to do linguistic gymnastics on to get to the right result.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fucking up the land acknowledgement and just saying "I'm at McDonald's"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 24/09/2026
I feel just a little more strongly about anthropomorphizing LLMs than I do about calling yourself your dog's parent.
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alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to me the vibes of AI safety feels like it's about externalising the problem of evil to an uncontrollable force to distract from the fact that evil is still mostly within us humans, including the people in the tech industry themselves
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 22/09/2026
Suppose I told you that white male conservatives had a lot of thought-provoking ideas. Seems wrong? That's because it is. Really makes you think.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other.
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There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other. Like a closed electric circuit (?) I could explain that better but I spent my life appreciating art. There are pieces of writing that stand on their own without any supplementary information but there's a reason that when we read a classic poem or short story we usually soon after want to know when and where and under which conditions it was written. Same with music. You can hear a song you like and appreciate it knowing little but the first question people often ask when you play them something by a new band is where are they from? It’s funny that you should ask because they are from a city that exists. Art is a conversation where the particulars of the world are made universal and the universal is made particular. Think about how powerful an engine of imagination it is for a young person hearing a band and learning that they are from some far off place – Tokyo or New York or even somewhere gross like the UK. It is a time portal. It is magic. It even works if the artist dead. So too with a painting. The little information plaque in the museum is an extraordinarily powerful tool. What if it said no one painted this nowhere? Well then you’d be looking at nothing. And now what would you be?
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Brian T. Rice @briantrice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a computer can’t be jailed for vehicular manslaughter, then in a legal sense, it cannot be allowed to drive, even though it physically can.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna be a global no-Homers club.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 14/09/2026
I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran. Turns out I’ve been doing it for a while.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/09/2026
"I don't take sides" is taking the side of the oppressor, every time, and pretending you're not. You fuckin choad. Ed Sheeran do you know how fucked up it is to make me have to hand it to fucking Macklemore
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 12/09/2026
Jesus christ. Douche chill.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/09/2026
I saw a woman with a WOKE IS OVER shirt this weekend that had Cartman on the back, and it made me remember that I don’t think it’s very cute when the South Park guys try to act like they don’t hold some responsibility for society’s regression because they “go after both sides” or whatever.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 04/09/2026
counterpoint: companies that bribed Trump including though bogus "settlements" should be criminally prosecuted and dragged through endless hearings pub.bluehorizonproject.org/p/democrats-...
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Democrats Should Focus Oversight Strategies on Trump
Democrats are strategizing about what their agenda should be if they are able to retake the House, or potentially both the House and Senate.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/09/2026
just absolute fucking cowards everywhere you look in U.S. tech leadership
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 02/09/2026
Look, Trump isn’t even a real billionaire. Okay, sure he is now, but that’s just because of evil and corruption. *looks at other billionaires* Wait a minute…
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HEMINGWAY: for sale: baby shoes, never worn ME: is the baby a snake
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A lot of the most prominent voices on the right should be placed in an adult conservatorship for their own wellbeing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
I would like ask JD Vance about Pierre Damas Bel.
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Lake Ontario name change is insanely unpopular: just 14 percent support it. By point of comparison, 14 percent of Americans also believe that the moon landing was fake.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Michael C. Dorf @dorfonlaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump's executive order directing federal actors to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America isn't just stupid and petty. It's also illegal. In my new column for @justiaverdict.bsky.social, I explain how NYS and affected businesses could successfully sue under the APA to block the change 👇
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Renaming Lake Ontario is Not Just Stupid and Petty. It is also Illegal.
Cornell Law professor Michael C. Dorf discusses President Trump’s executive order to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America,” explaining its political symbolism, historical ignorance, and legal limits. Pro...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we genuinely need creative ways to punish corporations for this sort of low-stakes acquiescence
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 14/08/2026
We must punish Target not because they don’t share our moral commitments but because they were being babies.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Apparently they've learned what you need to say if you want to establish a pretext to execute someone.
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Jeffrey w/3 Fs @jefffal.com · 07/08/2026
Everybody’s fighting a battle that you know nothing about but if you did you would think they’re being a little baby.
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 04/08/2026
the single most underrated skill that most people would be better off if they learned is how to take an L
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[showing up with melted chocolate ice cream all over my face] hey sorry I’m late traffic was so so bad
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Jake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026
this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?
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