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jeff elrod

@jeffelrod.dev
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software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. started OMSCS at georgia tech in fall '25, hoping to finish in '29. when i'm not studying, i play tennis.

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Repost if your team won NLDS Game 2 🔥
Left, Jackson Chourio screams after his walk-off hit in NLDS Game 2. Right, Michael Harris II smiles after a double in NLDS Game 2.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 02/10/2026
the phrase "millennial death drive" has been rattling around in my head since, on a call that had already gone way too long with my 23-year-old class project partner, i realized that at least 3 times, i'd mentioned the world potentially ceasing to exist within 5-10 years.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I’m not saying anything new, BUT what’s so infuriating about this Cornell case and so many situations like it is that there is so often no upside for the woman in reporting the event. It usually ruins her life in one way or another.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 30/09/2026
Gendered violence is a systemic cultural and societal problem. And when one of these cases boils to the top, you can see that in how many survivors come forward to explain how similar their experiences are, in ways both big and small.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What about her future? What about how hard she worked to be there? What is to become of her life now? What process of justice could possibly right these wrongs? And how much more will she lose in the process of trying to get it? How much more of this are we all supposed to tolerate?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 17/09/2026
brought our own snacks to the airport, so instead of buying snacks at the airport, i just didn't eat any snacks at all. sad state of affairs.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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David Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s been a lot of incredible writing about what happened 25 years ago but this is the piece that stays with me these days www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
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What Bobby McIlvaine Left Behind
Bobby McIlvaine was 26 when he died in the attacks. Two decades later, his loved ones are still grappling with the loss.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 11/09/2026
fun facts i did not know about rockwell (who did the rappy parts, but not chorus, of "somebody's watching me"): - his dad is berry gordy, meaning that he's also redfoo's half-brother - jimmy carter, the president, is his second cousin once-removed
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 11/09/2026
when you die they make you finally read/watch everything on the internet that you saved/bookmarked. time enough at last.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 09/09/2026
SHELTON!
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/09/2026
fifth spam call of the day offering me a business loan. they're gonna turn me into a potent combo of the joker, michael douglas in "falling down", killdozer, the beekeeper, and the guy in that "falling down"-type movie starring the murray brother who played freddy rumsen on mad men.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/09/2026
bad day to decide "maybe i'll give codex a spin"
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everything you want is downstream of changing the balance of power between capital and labor.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 27/08/2026
WP:TRUMPCRUFT WP:NOTNEWS
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/08/2026
@professorbutts.com you watching the cincy open? just saw a commercial for the city of cincinnati soundtracked by proud indianan john cougar mellencamp's "ain't that america" and got offended on y'all's behalf.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/08/2026
it's like "in the air tonight" was written for the show. i drove along the gulf coast from biloxi to atlanta at sunset with "crockett's theme" repeating on a loop when i was like 28 - greatest drive of my life.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/08/2026
"To many, the slacker-prodigy is an appealing archetype... Why not keep playing all the Pokémon you want, but just put your head down for two weeks, serve your ass off, and steal a Slam from underneath their noses?" - @girinathan.bsky.social
thesecondserve.com
Nick Kyrgios: Off the Rails - The Second Serve
Requiem for Nick Kyrgios, slacker prodigy.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I genuinely believe I deserve a better life. This narcissism leads me to advocate for everyone getting to have a better life. So that I can have one.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it’s honestly paradise to go in grocery stores in other countries
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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
/pharmaceutical-grade Philadelphia accent "Giorgio Moroder"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 24/07/2026
i grew up in kansas, with a formative three-year stint in north carolina in the middle. when we moved back to kansas, i was excited for my friends to know, so i insisted on recording our answering machine message. i heard it six months later and was embarrassed to discover i sounded like paula deen.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 23/07/2026
It's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It is a funny situation to be in when you’re like “I wish world leaders could hit the same level of integrity as the mayor of New York City”
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 15/07/2026
@blankcheck.bsky.social 👀👀👀
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Robert Daniels @812filmreviews.com · 13/07/2026
Part of Spielberg’s genius is basically saying “I’m gonna make three of cinema’s biggest freaks the leads of my family friendly big budget dinosaur movie and you’re gonna love it.”
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 10/07/2026
r.l. stine
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Prediction: an “emerging” narrative you‘ll be hearing about for years to come is that, except in incredibly narrow circumstances, AI requires so much babysitting that the notion it will replace human workers will look extremely foolish.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 01/07/2026
"the cruelty is insufficient." - mommy milky butter-toothed throat-chinned dipshit whose neck alexander hamilton wouldn't have thought twice about wringing
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 23/06/2026
when i was ~4 years old, i threw a watermelon rind into the reflecting pool. doing that today would land a kid in front of a firing squad.
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Kristen Lopez @kristenklopez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It was so great to chat with DISCLOSURE DAY breakout Courtney Grace over at The Film Maven! We talked about her past in journalism, the need for authenticity in the medium, and how Steven Spielberg appreciates the power of words. For Gold Star Crew. thefilmmaven.com/courtney-gra...
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Disclosure Day Breakout Star Courtney Grace On Journalistic Past and Delivering That Iconic Monologue
How Grace's previous journalism work prepped her for Steven Spielberg
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/06/2026
knicks font "grink island"
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 20/06/2026
people under 35 could not possibly understand the intensity of rage it's possible for someone to have about neighbors not breaking down boxes or putting out their uncovered recycling bins overnight only for the paper/cardboard to get soaked by rain.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
After spending all day on Twitter: People are essentially evil. After spending all day in the real world: People are essentially decent. After spending all day on Bluesky: People are essentially 38 years old.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 18/06/2026
been watching "six feet under" for the first time, most of the way into season 3. why are the gay men's chorus songs SO BORING??
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it's really something isn't it? a modest ranch home? burgers on the grill on sunday? maybe drive down to the grand canyon with the kids this summer for a few days? you can't have that. so they can have everything
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 09/06/2026
the masses yearn for more pat mcafee. can't get enough of the guy!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just wish someone who wasn’t Sinner or Alcaraz would win a grand slam
Finger curls on monkey paw
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 04/06/2026
a barnes & noble near my house is closing, and the outpouring of sadness about it on social media is driving me insane. it's a corporate chain bookstore!
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 04/06/2026
thing-i'd-like-to-vibecode: an app that tells you what country you need to VPN to in order to stream this or that thing. for services that allow it, it'd do a weekly scan of top movies/shows on each platform, and would add to a database anytime someone searched for something not-already-captured.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.
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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/06/2026
"it's working for me" is perfect. in a functioning society, the people dismantling CBS would be clapping at jingling keys and leaving the adults alone.
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