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jeff elrod

@jeffelrod.dev

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software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. started OMSCS at georgia tech in fall '25, hoping to finish in '29. when i'm not studying, i play tennis.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/06/2026

(in happier times)

a black and tan terrier, lounging on a couch like she pays the damn mortgage

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/06/2026

knicks font "grink island"

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 05/06/2026

from the apple tv show "widow's bay", a notepad used by patricia to communicate with a **light spoilers** supernatural entity who seems unable to speak.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 02/06/2026

it sure does! i'm partial to the blue one.

a box of sugar-free hawaiian punch "on-the-go" sticks (little pouches of powdered drink mix), in original fruit juicy red (x12), wild purple smash (x9), and berry blue typhoon (x9).

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/05/2026

this one was around a whole five years!

"grave" at the ben and jerry's factory for their fresh georgia peach flavor
"Fresh-picked peaches
trucked from Georgia
Tasted great but couldn't last
'Cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away
& trucks don't go that fast."
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1986 - 1991

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 27/04/2026

like, come the fuck on y'all.

AI-generated image of a child playing tennis, advertising a tennis summer camp.

AI-generated image of six people drinking beers at a brewery for a local business association's "Alive After Five" event.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 19/04/2026

"Pray for ATL" image, with white praying hands on navy blue background, but this time, it's "Pray for Grease".

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 17/04/2026

that's right

MF DOOM

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/04/2026

lol oh no. anyway.

A Clearsky screenshot of lists Bluesky user jeffelrod.dev (me) is on, including:
* AI Haters by antiantiai.bsky.social - "Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations"
* Ignorant Platner Hysterics by an account that has me blocked - "Low information preening Platner scolds and the DSCC influence campaign sock puppet accounts that love them."
* Blue Anon by skysentry.bsky.social - "Resistor grifters, conspiracy theorists and rank-and-file BlueAnon accounts (aka BlueMAGA)..."
* Yuck by simomo.bsky.social
* Blockenheimer by akumeoy.bsky.social
* Banned from dog feed by crevier.bsky.social - "Furries, porn gets banned"

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 26/03/2026

An image of Zohran Mamdani in a suit, with the superimposed text:
AS OF MARCH 20, 66,000
HOLES FILLED (much bigger than other text)
IN MAYOR MAMDANI'S POTHOLE BLITZ

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/03/2026

she doesn't know what truthsocial is

pretty lil brown wire-haired terrier mix, just snoozin' away on a grey couch

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 20/03/2026

great album - it made for a fantastic party theme. gonna give it a revisit thanks to your post!

Three guys who are not the Lonely Island, with their heads photoshopped into the cover photo for The Lonely Island's album "Turtleneck & Chain" - all wearing white pants, teal turtlenecks, a skinny gold chain, and Wayfarer sunglasses, seated on a couch that appears to be covered in white fur. The date 5 | 20 | 11 is superimposed on the bottom.

The same three guys from the previous picture, this time in real life on an apartment balcony facing midtown Atlanta, wearing pale blue turtlenecks, skinny chains, and wayfarer sunglasses, holding red solo cups.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 25/02/2026

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/02/2026

former prince, forever nonce andrew mountbatten-windsor, looking an awful lot like his dad while reclining in a car on his birthday

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 10/02/2026

it's like this to me, but if the dog's name was "money"

a gary larson "the far side" cartoon in which a man is pointing at and speaking to a dog

top panel: "What we say to dogs"
"Okay, Ginger! I've had it! You stay out of the garbage! Understand, Ginger? Stay out of the garbage, or else!"

bottom panel: "What they hear"
"blah blah Ginger blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GINGER blah blah blah blah blah..."

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/02/2026

The Christmas Adventurers Club, all seated around a table, from "One Battle After Another" (2025)

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/01/2026

ice t in law & order saying "kids are calling it arbuckling"

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 23/12/2025

olivia nuzzi

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 13/12/2025

kept bringing this guy back to mind

the scene from "the green ribbon" where the boy meets the girl

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 08/12/2025

janice soprano aiming a gun

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/11/2025

the words
off-duty cop
shot his balls off

in the ninja turtles font

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/11/2025

grocery store had that griffin newman x progresso collab

a shelf with four different kinds of progresso pitmaster soup

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 01/11/2025

"and his wife..."

anna kendrick doing resting bitch face

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 31/10/2025

i will never let hangups about non sequiturs get in the way of an opportunity to post this banger

a tweet from spooky poeby (@punishedpoetato), posted 2022-07-20 at 8:51 PM eastern, reading:

me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yoda's neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard

yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 24/10/2025

slapping my forehead so hard my hand goes clean through my head, killing me instantly

a @ZaidJilani tweet from a thread about platner that reads "Congress used to be a majority veterans. Do you really think Congress is better today now that it has so few? I don't."

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 17/10/2025

a picture of character actor chris bauer, in which he and ross douthat share a striking resemblance

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 03/10/2025

when u wish to see a virgin onscreen

tyler cowen, libertarian, AI and virgin enthusiast https://www.thefp.com/p/my-favorite-actress-is-not-human-tilly-norwood-artificial-intelligence

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 28/09/2025

some of the guys/gal(s?) who do this will almost certainly oblige the next time the need arises. www.instagram.com/atl_sandlot_...

screenshot of a facebook event for an ATL sandlot renegades game. the renegades are a loose affiliation of folks who get together to play 9 innings of metal spike/wood bat hardball ~once a month, on whatever field they can find.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 25/07/2025

most recent case in point:

"cover" of the audiobook version of john mcphee's "levels of the game"; a simple, stylized image of the net casting a shadow over the center line of a tennis court with a tennis ball.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 31/05/2025

i generally like weird foods - the dr. pepper-"inspired" jack links beef stick was gross.

an ad for jack link's dr. pepper beef jerky and beef sticks. NEW!

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 29/05/2025

it's me (39), watching gael monfils (38) making younger players look silly.

screenshot of a tweet by user @_troyjohnson from 19 may 2024, reading:
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 08/05/2025

local tennis org that has been hiking fees for court reservations went with this garbage instead of paying for an actual photo, or using one they already owned.

AI-generated slop of a young black kid in a red shirt with white shorts holding a tennis racquet (wrongly, with too many fingers and weirdly-defined leg muscles, and with something unidentifiable poking out of his bizarre not-quite) on a teal background, in an ad for a $300 summer tennis camp.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 16/04/2025

juuuuuust checkin' back in on this and... ope. feeling unsafe!

a chart of $TSLA's share price from the same start date as the chart in the screenshot from the quoted tweet showing that it has not, in fact, gone up to $500, and it has, in fact, been lower than $372 since february 7th. current share price is $254.11.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 09/04/2025

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 08/04/2025

a herb (jim spanfeller) saying herb shit about "unionized newsrooms" and KPIs in a comment on zach seward's linkedin post sharing the piece he wrote about the death of quartz media, with a funny response from kris wernowsky that reads "can't imagine why those relationships are contentious. anyway, if you can spare it, here are a couple of great websites worth of subscription dollars. thanks jim." after which he lists defector, aftermath, and 404media.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 04/04/2025

this is the list: bsky.app/profile/did:..., moderated by @skysentry.bsky.social

a bluesky screenshot showing user @wyattprivilege.bsky.social on the Blue Anon moderation list run by @skysentry.bsky.social

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 22/03/2025

the driving crowner. it's simply too good.

a decal of the queen of england on the passenger window of a truck

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 11/03/2025

post a pic of when your pet was little

hollydoodle, circa 6 months old. holly's a black and tan wire-haired terrier, possibly mixed with a schnauzer?

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 09/03/2025

wife want egg... but trump take egg?

sad egg display at costco - a single container of organic eggs, missing several, with several others broken.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 07/03/2025

george costanza's boss, wilhelm, explaining to him that for this assignment (the details of which george missed), he's got to go downtown. "it's all downtown, george."

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 05/03/2025

if i won the lottery, i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

a five-volume boxed set of the complete aubrey-maturin (master and commander) novels by patrick o'brian, including the unfinished twenty-first novel

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 26/02/2025

ACAB includes this guy

magruff the crime dog, cop

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 01/02/2025

it took a few minutes & unsubscribing/resubscribing to the RSS feed in my podcast app (castro), but both ad-free main eps & special features ended up in the same feed for me.

screenshot from the castro podcast app showing the blank check: special features feed containing both special feature episodes (analyze that, mickey blue eyes) AND ad-free main episodes (close encounters of the third kind with j.d. amato) in the same feed.

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 28/01/2025

i've been looking forward to this one, @sepinwall.bsky.social!

alan sepinwall's book "saul goodman v. jimmy mcgill: the complete critical companion to better call saul". the cover has the title in a large yellow billboard with a man standing at its base, all on a gradient background going from blue at the top to a light orange at the bottom.

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 28/01/2025

hell yeah

a hand holding a can of dr. pepper blackberry zero sugar

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 26/11/2024

i thought this was just a very specific funny joke, but MY LORDT

a list of youtube videos on the BBC archive channel, including "has the CAR gone TOO FAR?" and "are CRISP flavours OUT OF CONTROL?"

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 21/11/2024

until today, figured holly wasn't much a fan of "the humans".

report cards from the doggy daycare for our pups noodles (brown & white husky/hound) and holly (black & tan terrier). noodles made dog friends she played with. holly's friends were "the humans".

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 18/11/2024

the name of this blocklist always gives me a chuckle

jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 06/11/2024

"he's gonna lower taxes"

a graph showing that trump will raise taxes on anyone making up to $360k a year, only lowering taxes for people making more than that, while kamala harris would have lowered taxes on people making up to ~$915k, only raising them on people making more than that. source: https://itep.org/kamala-harris-donald-trump-tax-plans/

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jeff elrod @jeffelrod.dev · 28/09/2024

the racecar bed scene from the simpsons, with meme text showing kirk van houten saying "i send requests to a restful api" and homer saying "i send requests to an http endpoint with my wife"