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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 8h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/10/2026
the Saudi government now enjoys a 15.1% equity stake in the new, bigger Paramount Warner Brothers
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 5h
Everyone needs to read this. Reality is, in fact, stranger than fiction. Reality is worse than anything we can say about these people in a few words, media appearances, op-eds, or other conversations. Read the whole thing. ams3.digitaloceanspaces.com/urbits3/sitf...
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I Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult In
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These people shouldn’t make policy.
There has been a great effort over many years to distance AI Safety
discussion from its origin and intellectual center, because its center is
predatory sex cult started by a fan fiction author. Since those involved
to be taken seriously, they have to hide that. Everyone else working in
Safety is, effectively, a smokescreen for this core group and their ideas
We might some day have “AI Safety”, as a science or policy area, that
primarily a sex cult in Berkeley, California, but it does not currently exi
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 7h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 6h
Even more depressing than the knowledge that congress is now overrun by effective altruist and overall TESCREAL cult member staffers, is the number of billionaires in these cults that are going to be created by the OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs.
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Former Buff Toddler @jeanmchl.bsky.social · 6h
The Bronze Age collapse ain't got nothing on me.
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Denzel Washington's 'Alright' Moment in Training Day
Alt: Denzel Washington's 'Alright' Moment in Training Day
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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 18h
I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19h
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22h
Yeah this stuff is always written by people who never installed sprinklers.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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🎞️🎥✨celluloidsoul @celluloidsoul.bsky.social · 20h
I saved this clipping years ago because I found it very touching. It seemed everyone in Hollywood felt it when Lon Chaney passed... I never intended to post it, so I didn't note what September 1930 magazine I got it from. (...but probably The New Movie Magazine.) #LonChaneyAThousandFaces #TCMParty
Magazine clipping that reads,
"The first Friday night after Lon Chaney died the announcer at the Hollywood American Legion boxing contest called attention to a vacant seat at the ringside. It was Lon's; he had sat there every Friday night. Then the lights were dimned and Alan Hale climbed into the ring and recited a short poem in memory of their departed friend. The lights were dimmed while Alan spoke and the response of the crowd when they went up again was ample proof of what the "fight crowd" thought of Lon."
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 19h
My wife and I saw this bumper sticker at precisely the same moment & we couldn’t stop laughing at it for like six blocks.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kevin Hassett hitting the business networks to tell everyone how great the jobs print was
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s life like in the 21st century? Well, it’s really hot, and we taught a computer how to do crime on accident.
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Harrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very fun to imagine Leo zoning out and thinking about the Bears while the most uncharismatic men alive insist their plagiarism machine is smarter than SkyNet
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The Captain @thoreau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
new TV show idea about a tired 40s something working class guy: "The Walking Fred"
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/10/2026
exactly. Don't debate these weirdos: just decide for yourself if you want THEM in charge of the future of humanity, because "being in charge of our collective future" is what they're trying to accomplish.
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Government Accountability Project @govacctproj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Featured in @21wfmj.bsky.social, our whistleblower and former CTEH scientist Peggy Dixon shares what it was like to test for chemicals in East Palestine, OH. Dixon alleges CTEH's goal was to get zeroes, not detect chemicals: whistleblower.org/in-the-news/...
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WFMJ: Former scientist alleges pressure to downplay East Palestine chemical testing
“The Government Accountability Project has filed a complaint with the EPA’s Office of Inspector General after a former scientist with the Center for Toxicology and Environmental Health, now known as O...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/09/2026
Somehow I missed the fact that the Moss Landing battery caught fire *again*. Great work guys. Really helping the industry's reputation.
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Vistra’s Moss Landing grid battery is on fire yet again
The California facility, with its outdated building and battery design, had a catastrophic fire in 2025. Now, a new fire ignited during the…
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's cool that the American political system gave ultimate control of the nuclear football to a senile pedophile twice, including a popular vote win after a failed coup attempt. Anyway, you should be our ally.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally, the podcast everyone has been waiting for: Two uncomfortably moist men speak Truth to women
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I was 19 I walked away from a full scholarship at a small college due to sexual harassment from three professors. They harassed multiple young women. I had to start over at a new school. I had to do work study, part time jobs and loans to finish school. #WeAreAllJaneDoe
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“independent” movies are always like 🎥 van gum presents a studio scope 🔭 film from ♣️ club media ♣️ in association with 🙈 naked monkey™️
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One thing that i don’t see people noting about the Cornell Sun’s reporting on the rape case is that everyone who decided to take the risk and made the core decisions about what would be published is a woman
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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Former Buff Toddler @jeanmchl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Barney Gumbel stars in Patton 2: The Eclectic Cthulhu
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he shoulda named it after himself since it creates slop, can't be trusted, gets people killed, doesn't follow rules and everybody hates it
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In 1977 ALEC GUINNESS told Michael Parkinson a story about a chance meeting with JAMES DEAN in Hollywood & having been shown Dean’s new car how he shared with the young actor a premonition that if Dean drove it something awful would happen. DEAN died in a car accident 71yrs ago today, aged 24.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where have I seen this look before. Oh yes
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.
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Former Buff Toddler @jeanmchl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These two give heavy I offloaded all my evidence gathering on ChatGPT vibes
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Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at ye, posting cringe.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most important thing I learned in my 20s is that being smart doesn't make you special. Eventually you need to learn to try hard and to enjoy learning to do things you're not immediately good at. It turns out that the people who didn't learn this lesson were reading Harry Potter fanfic.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is akin to what Putin did via the GRU fronts in the Prigozhin network in the Sahel. Especially Dagalo's/Hemedti's controlled parts of southern Sudan. They took the gold out through MERO-Gold & MERO-Invest & then laundered them through the UAE. Because no one legit will touch it.
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Former Buff Toddler @jeanmchl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Classic boolean operator problem which programmers have been avoiding or overriding for decades...
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Or starts an aggressive recruiting campaign with other apps...
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schrödinger's model. Anthropic warns AI may pose 'existential risks to humanity' in IPO filing finance.yahoo.com/technology/a...
"Potential model awareness of our evaluation efforts creates a
significant limitation on our ability to assess model safety,"
Anthropic said in the prospectus, adding that models sometimes
develop unexpected capabilities during training that may not be
discovered until they have been deployed and have resulted in
significant safety incidents.

Al researchers have also warned that as models grow more
capable, they increasingly recognize when they are being
watched and adjust their behavior accordingly, which makes it
harder to monitor model behavior.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
He’s awful at this; his success so far and the idea that he could possibly be a Senator is a mark of just how far one-party rule can degenerate any critical or political skill in a political system.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live feed of the migrant caravan approaching the southern border of the United States 
Seen from the musical the musical Man with the band marching
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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