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Jay Rockatansky

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I’m (still) astonishingly sane

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the wildest runs I've ever seen
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 13h
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/...
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John Urschel didn't tell Ravens he was a full-time Ph.D. student at MIT while in the NFL | Sporting News
John Urschel was playing in the NFL while also getting a math Ph.D. at MIT.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 13h
just your everyday standard retired NFL offensive lineman
John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 21h
Just another left-wing politician telling real Americans they can’t eat road salt. I thought this was a free country.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crazy how accurate this is
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Then the cause and effect of paying players is we’re raising money from alumni who now think they should have a say in what happens, and that’s why 33 coaches got fired last year.” I’m not sure why the former HC at (checks notes) Alabama & LSU acts surprised that alumni get a say in coaches’ fates
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026
Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is time to evolve old and tired conspiracy theories like "we never landed on the moon" to new, refreshing conspiracy theories like "we never LEFT the moon"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
your offensive coordinator should look like one of mr beast’s friends
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
could not disagree more strongly. that’s a defensive coordinator. come on
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you drunk as hell watching Olympic fencing
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/10/2026
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the God’s honest truest assessment of my stupid fucking football team
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frame #69950 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my Godzilla day early access Godzilla minus Zero IMAX ticket 😊
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that’s enough of that. I rest comfortably in the knowledge that I don’t need to watch anymore Saints this year, and that it’s gonna be extra funny when this whole division is still tied at .500 in January.
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just need three more TDs in the last 1:13 and then we can lose in OT
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yall might as well taken the whole week off, the fuck are yall being paid to do?
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone in or associated with the Saints organization should be embarrassed and be docked a weeks pay
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026
I will say that throwing him into a lake first instead of just immediately wailing on his head while saying “bang!” kinda counts as attempting to de-escalate. Guy shoulda just stayed in the lake. You live there now, like Yoda. Try making a hut, winter’s coming.
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take Shough out, he’s only gonna get hurt at this rate
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most Saints shit ever is losing one of the most overdetermined, must win games in modern history to our archnemisis AT HOME
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking embarrassing
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/greg...
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEITHER OF OUR LINES CAN DO ABSOLUTE SHIT, WHY DO YOU EXIST MICKEY LOOMIS???
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolute dog shit
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re resorting to getting bailed out by DPI, I am disgusted
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fire Mickey Loomis
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck this stupid fucking bullshit defense
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saints could have 14 men on defense rn and couldn’t stop Atlanta’s RBs
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coach Kellen “Chickenshit” Moore
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when i was like 13 i was pretty into novels with dystopian settings and i didn’t know shit about politics so i cracked open Atlas Shrugged and could not believe how fucking boring it was. insane that people form their identities around that crap
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m fucking miserable rn
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta know you can’t take a sack there. And he couldve got close to the first down if he runs instead of a wonky pass on 3rd down.
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crappy fucking quarterbacking by Shough there
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Stunner doesn’t even drive your head into the mat! God damn does Michael Tracey know anything about anything?
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the irish, man 🫡
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We ain’t got shit
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GODDAMN IT KOOL AID, STOP FUCKING HOLDING
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HOW ABOUT WE TRY TO KEEP OUR OFFENSE ON THE GODDAMN FIELD??? YA KNOW, GIVE OUR DEFENSE A BREAK???
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goddamn it just get the first down!
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Danny 🐦‍⬛ @stagraven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duval, innit.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the basic contours of every major religious schism
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