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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE)

@the-core.bsky.social
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The alter-ego of @TheHumanMgr.bsky.social Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. @thecore28 everywhere but here

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 56m
Krillion #77 🦐 260 🐟🫧🫧🦑🦑🦑🐟 #3 was BULLSHIT I DEMAND JUSTICE
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll be the first to admit, if my Libs don’t complete the drill I’d be overjoyed if the Valks romped through the playoffs
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 16h
No joke, I was listening to some classical music one day with my bf at the time and one song came up and I joked that it would be a nice song to walk down the aisle to He bust up laughing and then when he caught his breath said “that’s the song our fucking washer plays at the end of the cycle”
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 16h
Oh my god if Han had made that the top would have come off the arena
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 16h
Man when Sab’s feeling it what can you do
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 19h
Went over yesterday to mom’s cousin’s to help with their new TV. It was busted so they had to take it back Today, mom: “they need your help again” Me: “ok I’m making dinner but can go after, is it the TV” *10 minutes later* Me: “do I still need to go over” *silence* Me: “is it the TV”
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 19h
SUCCESS!
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 21h
Once again, commenters on recipes are God’s special children Recipe: “if you have self-rising flour, add that to the recipe and take out salt, baking powder, and the flour listed” Comment: “so if we take out the flour then what are we using, I’m confused”
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Patrick Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see he tweeted a picture of the USF Bulls winning a national title after the Protect College Sports act passed the senate
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why what happened in January 2021
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna make some homemade chalupas for dinner tonight, this could be awesome or a complete disaster
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Got his ass, this is my Perry Mason moment!” “Aw shit”
A very self-satisfied looking Schmitt A very dejected looking Schmitt
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“There’s a difference between this locker room and that bullshit locker room” TELL IT DAN youtu.be/T5SZEy_zNJI?...
youtu.be
Ducks vs Them | 2026 Oregon Football Game 4 | “For Your Brother"
YouTube video by GoDucks
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Reagan said that the scariest words in the English language were “I’m from the government and I’m here to help,” could be that he was just 45 years early
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GRAPE JOB BIRDS LOLOLOLOL
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh sweet more I can blame USC for
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly red zone excellence on display on MNF
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
brb listening to this on loop for the next year music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com
Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the one hand, obviously weird and pervy, what the hell On the other, hell yes let’s start assigning values to men in a professional setting based on how fuckable they are and see how they like it
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One more day on the good drugs for Bru to get fully healed, he’s taking it well I think
Brutus the dog, head propped on a sofa cushion, stares off into the distance in a trazodone-induced haze
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh Well I definitely made some choices
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rolled a nat 20 and passed the DC 99 check at the end of Baldeur’s Gate 3 - certainly hope that means something because right now it’s up in the air!
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unless he’s resigning or [redacted] it’s going to be a bunch of nonsensical horseshit There, saved you an hour of your life that you can spend however you want now
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
USC recap sizzle reel set to a piano version of a Chris Brown song hooooo boy our video team is diabolical youtu.be/bWx3Y_TRxQU?...
youtu.be
Respect the Game | Oregon Football vs. USC
YouTube video by GoDucks
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEVER IN DOUBT*
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok I want the broncos to win but this is ridiculous
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Davonte my guy what the hell was that
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
B O N C O
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So we all agree it would be hilarious if after all that Denver kicks a field goal anyway right
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh boy
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo I love you but you absolutely got away with one there
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brutus got a bit of a gimpy leg today (he’s fine, just a little owwie) but I had to dose him up with some trazodone so he’d chill out and keep off it today If a dog could give an “I hate you (but thank you)” look that is what I’m getting from him right now
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It means they never did solo ensemble competitions in high school, is what that means (I placed third in state, my accompanist was my English teacher’s wife, judges said they could tell I was a jazz player, a fun time was had by all)
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck was that Ravens
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely without fail If you wish harm on a running back just have me draft them in fantasy
My two starting running backs left the game early
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK YEAH MARCUS
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CAN SOMEONE COVER JSN PLEASE
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PICK 6 COMMANDERS LET’S GO EAT SHIT HAWKS
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RULE OF COOL MCLAUREN
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also if you are anywhere near Hillsboro and have not been, I just can’t help you www.nextlevelpinballmuseum.com
nextlevelpinballmuseum.com
660+ games on Free Play | Next Level Pinball Museum | Hillsboro, Oregon
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FROM 65
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait the Trump ad says they will expel the warmongers does he even understand what words mean (He doesn’t. Never has)
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mariota looks like an honest to god NFL QB today, what a weekend for the Oregon backups
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oklahoma State and Boise in! Quality win AND quality loss let’s goooooooo
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly he got off light with one game but it’s one game more than I thought they were going to give him, and as far as apologies go it’s pretty good
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SADIQ MY MAN
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean that was delay of game but cool cool cool
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boooooooooooooooo
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a few more weeks to join this year’s cookie brigade! We have 10 participants already and would love to add you!
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MARCUS MARIOTA DOWN THE FIELD* *21 yards
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