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JayAllTheEms

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peering at the world through a magical window.

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James Goodhill @genevagnome.bsky.social · 1h
when entering a restaurant and get asked "do you have a reservation" I fight back the impulse to say "no, I'm quite certain I want to eat here"
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 1h
holy moly, the dude has FLOW
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 4h
October Rabbit #joncarling #art #fall
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JudithFlanders @judithflanders.co.uk · 13h
For a party which finds it impossible to call trans men and women by their preferred names, the Republican party is big on people calling places and things by their preferred names.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 14h
that's a lot of letters to say 'juche'
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Andrew Howard @amhoward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only question here is do they get sent down 6/7 leagues or can they carry over to the next time they are in the Prem and be sent down to the Championship 6/7 times
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 30/09/2026
crop from the old Mathews dictionary, which I will have an announcement about shortly, for the rare graph 蠧, variant form 螙, meaning “grubs in wood; worms in books, clothes, etc. Used figuratively of corrupt officials." 

Words and phrases containing the graph include "rapacious underlings," "to prey upon one's country and injure the people," "hairy caterpillars," "silverfish," "rapacious schemes -- preying on the people," and "to breed weevils, etc."
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! How it's going: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Depeche Mode’s “Music for the Masses” turns 39 today. Of the single “Strangelove”, Alan Wilder said: “I can't even say how many times we had to redo it. We had to change the bass line at least 100 times .. We wanted to do it well — and all that for a result which, in my opinion, is not excellent.”
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least the Chinese century of humiliation was forced onto them by outsiders
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"They served 60 days." "THEY"?!?!?!? KEN, ARE YOU USING THE PRONOUN 'THEY' TO REFER TO A SINGLE PERSON IN A GENDER-NEUTRAL WAY?!?!?!?!? IMMEDIATE EXILE FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY YOU WOKE SONOFABITCH.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s your sign?
Box with sticker on side reading ‘Do not open with shart instrument. Thank you’.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely incredible editing and soundtrack
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Westerns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
"Shooting the Shitter" The Hunting Party (1971), directed by Don Medford The Missouri Breaks (1976), directed by Arthur Penn Unforgiven (1992), directed by Clint Eastwood
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HE'S ONE TO FUCKING TALK
US ambassador to UN says Iran was not negotiating 'in good faith' to end war
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aella is a pimp. She never could have outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day... it was Yudkowsky all along
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bust of Lenin made of i know not what looking at an old computer monitor odd images he is outdoors
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my thoughts, in order: - no Serbian news is good news - I don't actually know anything about this guy - wiki! - 'A founding member of the Serbian Progressive Party' that's good! - 'As minister of information, Vučić introduced restrictive measures against journalists and banned foreign TV networks'
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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every week is deal or no deal but every suitcase is a boxing glove in a fist that punches us in the face when we open it
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Trump rejects Iran's proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and other Mideast news
U.S. President Donald Trump has rejected Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Trump spoke to reporters Saturday outside the White House before leaving for a college football game.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ukrainian Defenders managed to carry out one of the largest drone operations to deliver food to residents of occupied #Oleshky, where Russia has created a humanitarian catastrophe&continues to hold around 2,000 residents hostage,including nearly 50 children 📹Kherson Regional Military Administration
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm picturing hardbitten inquisitors on horseback, riding the western circuit with a six-shooter in one holster and an aspergillum in the other. But would they be bishops in Stetsons or marshals in miters? I think that's got to be Yes, both.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Infinite Ice Creams - found rocks and pebbles with the addition of a popsicle stick. www.instagram.com/infinite.ice... Simple brilliance
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why does this still from the new Sense and Sensibility look exactly like a colored-in panel of Hark! A Vagrant?
Esmé Creed-Miles and Daisy Edgar-Jones in Sense and Sensibility.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Character designs by Steve Purcell for The Curse of Monkey Island (canceled), dir. David Carson, Lucasfilm
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smillz @righttwix.com · 26/09/2026
the sarlacc is shai-huluds lazy cousin
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between the 2016 election and the 2017 election, he said, "I like to float trial balloons. I'll say I'm going to do something, and if the reaction is good, I do it, and if the reaction isn't good, I drop it and move on. And I think I'll keep doing that as president."
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most harems in Bedrock are alt-right and lazy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in the ocean.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 114
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Cardbordeaux Sommelier @meh-guh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
4 panel comic. First panel has Pakicetus, a sort of crouched wolf-deer-looking creature saying "Indohyus, my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters."
Second panel shows Pakicetus facing Indohyus, a similar looking creature. Indohyus says "You will regret this, Pakicetus. The environment will force you to adapt." Pakicetus replies "I just need some shrimps lol. I will be perfectly fine"
3rd panel is 35 million years later and shows a blue whale approaching a deer, saying "AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH. MRUUUUUUUH BWOOOOOOEEEEEE" Final panel is a close up with the deer replying "WTF"
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump thinks an invasion of Cuba will be the October surprise that leads Republicans to victory in the midterms.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i try to make cinema an immersive experience
gandalf frozen on screen with one taped on googly eye
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is actually a Google Street View image and not even a still from the movie
Two middle aged men stand hunched on an abandoned railroad track. It is a cold foggy morning in the late spring and they are wearing coats despite the greenery around them. One is carrying a white plastic bag. Behind them, electric poles sag and rusted trucks rot in the grass.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genuinely, when you send someone to the United States Senate as submoronic, gibbering and ridiculous as Tommy Tuberville, your statehood should be suspended. At this point there should be 49 United States and the Alabama Territory. Followed by a second, more committed attempt at Reconstruction.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump's whole foreign policy schtick is 'Other countries need to take care of themselves.' And then another country takes care of itself, and he's furious.
In a wide-ranging interview with The New York Times at its headquarters in Midtown Manhattan on Wednesday, Mr. Carney described in meticulous detail how he was systematically reducing Canada’s reliance on the United States for key technology — from space satellites to fighter jets — in an effort to make his country far less vulnerable to American threats. He outlined a plan to diversify Canada’s relationships and suppliers, and said that even with a different future president “we will be a better partner for the U.S. because of what we are doing.”
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This American Life @thisamericanlife.org · 23/09/2026
Some NPR podcasts started getting mysterious comments on Spotify. They made no sense to the staff reading them – until someone from a younger generation cracked the code. Hear the story: link.podtrac.com/78g1b584
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Hijab Series: 'What if' (2014) by Yemeni photographer Boushra Almutawakel #womensart
A series of six monochrome photographs showing a man and a woman, in stages the man is eventually shown wearing the burka that the woman wears in the first image, while the woman eventually is uncovered to wear clothes with no headdress
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Nice hat, Cassandra" "I mirror that, Penthesileia"
Cassandra turned to the right, holding a book and Penthesileia in armour with her sword raised. Both figures wear wild hats or helmets. Source:https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/P_1889-0527-82
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I was teaching we had an up and coming pop singer who was coming in to talk about his experiences with drugs. It was Peter Andre. He took off his shirt. He danced and sang. He did not talk about drugs.
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Obama said this about talking to Iran, and Republican shat their pants and foamed at the mouth.
Rubio said of Trump. "If you only meet with people that you agree with, then there are very nice meetings, but nothing happens."
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