Reposted by Opposable Cumbs
proposal for "the tonight show":
-new host. someone intelligent with soothing voice. men and women will be attracted physically and write stories about the host using magic to make love to them
-large friendly dog lives on set, is allowed to mingle with guests. will age with show and eventually die
![The Godzilla "destroy the financial district" meme. But it says "Go ahead and destroy [famous singer], Godzilla. Make the children safe." I'm not making it searchable because I know how deranged the fans of [famous singer] are. But you can work it out if you can't see the image. What famous deceased singer with a recent biopic did you not want anywhere near children? Fun mystery!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2yrtl2zf5k3kr7vqxkvejuxm/bafkreics2bz35d4y4jcoi53kxpe57cjlkclhvdtpqupeymjujzgznz22ya)
