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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 7h
I was trying to work out what it was about Elizabeth Holmes face specifically that I found so unsettling even though she's pretty conventionally attractive. Then I realise it's because she has the Bill Skarsgård Pennywise lip / jaw posture.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I truly do not believe I've ever watched an episode of something where the writers gave the fuck up half way through quite like that last episode of Strange New Worlds. Awful stuff.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I already didn't use Facebook much but absolutely not now with that new fuckass layout.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lanterns might just be my favourite show of this year. Hot damn. What an episode.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter how many times I "overcome" my aerophobia by getting on a plane, I have to do the weeks long panic attack before a flight every time I need to fly somewhere.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instagram reels is the only short-form video scroller consistently delivering the belly laughs. It's not even close.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is what Taylor Swift's latest song sounds like to me.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truly never thought he'd do it, but god damn. Nick Walker earned that Mr. Olympia trophy.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
VOLBEAT are like if Danzig was good send tweet.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God DAMN what a wild game! [I have been transported into the magical world of JUMANJI after rolling my dice and landing on the requisite space]
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoah talk about neck and neck! [I'm at the Zoo looking at two Giraffes]
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TBH I think the reason the lesbian mask bar discourse has legs the way it does is in large part due to leftists and progressives finally having an excuse to complain about those kinds of people in community spaces. There's catharsis in acknowledging how fucking tedious they are.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was so, so certain that this was just the world's most obvious right wing agitprop psyop account but they have an instagram and boy I gotta tell you, I think they're real and genuinely believe this stuff.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys the thing you have to remember about Netanyahu is that someone should "kill" him with a "gun".
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nice to see prime minister is putting his foot down and making it clear that if you hack the Australian government, he will say it is ‘concerning’ then roll over and continue with his plans to change the law so you can steal from Aussie artists
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My application for life and permanent disability insurance was denied on "mental health grounds" so I'm going to call them and threaten to kill myself.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know it’s obvious but a whole lot of people are like THE REPORTING ON THE COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR IS A RIGHT WING PSYOP and I’m like, ah, the problem might actually be the people calling a therapist “dangerous” because she was a mandated reporter for abused children
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like it’s worse to bully someone in your community until they’re homeless and financially destitute than it is to report on people doing that
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this is a pretty disingenuous way to address the issue of people within certain communities who persistently weaponise disability politics so they can engage in the 'acceptable' form of mob 'justice'. Also if Taylor Lorenz likes your tweet that should be a wake-up call.
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Dr. Rose Bridges (she/her or they/them) @composerose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"people get upset when they care about things" is a bizarre reaction to a story where someone said a lesbian bar should be firebombed for changing its mask policy It's so clear some people just don't want to admit that their communities have problems (perhaps bc they're contributing?)
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately, Leftist spaces are filled with a lot of folks who collect diagnosis like pokemon and publically lambast doctors who won't immediately diagnose them with chronic fatigue syndrome just because they read a Wikipedia page late one night and regurgitated the content during an appointment.
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's a number of reasons for why this is, but IMO one of the thorniest is a deep-seated reluctance to acknowledge that a certain type of accusation can indeed be made baselessly and/or in bad faith, rather than being an inherently valid category of judgement that must always be taken seriously
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Gary 'Angry' 'Racist' Anderson
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am gnawing my arm off.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
the thing about the pokemon scalper discord posts is they are very funny but they’re not unique. that is how the vast majority of investors, landlords, business owners think. obviously you can find exceptions but that is simply your brain on capitalism
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look, nothing justifies a guy going nuts and biting someone at Comic-Con - but those other two exhibitors ABSOLUTELY went out of their way to provoke a confrontation and film it for content. It's clear as day and the end result of parasocial reactionary short-form content culture.
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amanda from Smosh is insanely hot dude. If I was in a room with her I'd melt into the floor.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2/3rds of the way into Resident Evil we got evacuated due to a faulty fire alarm at the cinemas. The reason they couldn't turn the movie back on when it was resolved? The cinema is set to live stream the John Farnham tribute concert in all the theatres. Anyway that first 2/3rds was really good!
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now / finally watching. Immediately struck by two very conflicting thoughts: 1. Wow look at all this practical set design and costuming work! 2. Wow this is the most sterile looking and feeling movie I've seen in some time.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Booked my first dentist appointment in 15+ years 🙃 (Dental anxiety and cost)
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have it on good authority that it's cum tree season in Melbourne once again.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Increased my nightly clonidine dosage wheeeeeeeee
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing in LANTERNS should work at all on paper, but god damn it's great.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to tell you I finally changed our energy provider because it should save us about $1000 a year, but in reality it was mainly because I fucking HATE Energy Australia's three factor authentication every time I try sign in to the near-unusable web page.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every one of these "this person thinks his chatbot is a woman who loves him" articles features a man with an untreated mental illness. Like, this man for example is clearly spiralling into a psychotic episode, he needs medical help, not a soapbox.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every comment on TikTok videos is some Gen Z-er going "omg I can't believe [central premise of video]" "[literally the joke] mind you..." "haha [the point of the video] lookin' ahh"
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every SINGLE episode of PARADISE so far ends with a slow, sad rendition of an 80s hit. I get it, I know what they're going for thematically - but please don't ask me to take acoustic piano minor-key Eye Of The Tiger seriously.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There is nothing quite at brazen and hollow as the grief of a nation responsible for more deaths and abject human suffering in the last 25 years than any designated "terrorist" group.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PARADISE has one of the best pilot episodes I've ever seen in a modern TV show - and then immediately digs its heels in and drags itself down with a whole lot of tedious melodrama. At least that's my gauge so far, 4 episodes in.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every media or entertainment industry has a bunch of narcissist attention addicts who are gaming social media outrage to line their pockets. Unfortunately, an extreme end result of monetising social ire for clicks is 'Bonnie Blue' courting actual pedofiles and using her baby to do so.
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Insurance interviews are fucking humiliating dude. Christ. What do you mean someone without any medical or psychiatric experience or training has to ask me how often I think about killing myself?
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taking a day off work because of aforementioned groin pull. I often feel guilty about taking sick days because capitalism BUT it really is needed today. Really not fun pulling a muscle that just hurts non-stop whether you're sitting or standing.
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