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Jason Roche

@jasonroche.bsky.social
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Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)

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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
im baby
A blue supermarket sign 

BABY NEEDS
BEERS & WINES
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Sharrow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🦄💙📚🎃 @sharrow.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Well it's a series of SA, which she can do comment on with out violating NDA, custody and other court orders.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 2h
I was gonna joke about lazy Irish TV execs in the vain of "Emmm, How about The Great Irish Bake Off?" Only to find out it actually existed. I'm both disappointed in myself for being a hack as well as the Irish Media for lacking imagination or any independent creative thought.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 2h
He's sad because I told him "no" The "no" in question was related to him biting my heels and trying ride his bigger brother like a horse.
Malshi puppy face on an olive green pillow
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 14h
People investigating and probing are only copping (NOW!) that Man City's major sponsors are owned by the same people that own the club itself? C'mon!
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Shamim Malekmian @shamimmalekmian.eurosky.social · 16h
Prolly the worst place to ask this, but if you're a small business in Dublin who have used AI to create flyers/posters/menus for your business, I'd would like to hear from you.
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 15h
Why do fascists hate art? Art asks you to step into another's shoes, to consider what the artist was trying to express and to understand who they are. Art is, above all, an act of humanity, a shared moment of vulnerability, a request for empathy, sympathy and compassion. That's why they love AI
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Juan (he/she/they). @mrrodriguez89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apply this to whatever horrible shit the politician you’re mad at is doing. It’ll all make sense: Its money. It’s always money.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 23h
We hope.... Thread
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 23h
Again, Bono doesn’t stick his neck out unless he’s decided it’s safer out than in. This isn’t a “well said, Bono!” tweet, it’s an “even Bono thinks you’re evil” tweet.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amanda Palmer popping up on feeds posting about Cornell feels very rich considering...You know...
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sexually curious horned dinosaur who'll 'give anything a go' once. Cos he's a TRY-ceratops, Not a 'It aint for me'-atops.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm watching England play in the Nations League. Which means I'd sooner watch England play anybody than watch my Ireland play bloody Israel.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sexually curious horned dinosaur who'll 'give anything a go' once. Cos he's a TRY-ceratops, Not a 'It aint for me'-atops.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is just every 40 something gay guy
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you walk into the garage and you see your dad sitting in his truck staring at this cup and crying, Happy Mother’s Day
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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not sure "You played Nazi Germany so you can play us" is quite the killer debating point some people imagine
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Tania Doney @taniadoney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, who's your money on? Gérard Depardieu? Javier Bardem? Personally, I suspect Jackie Woodburne (Susan off Neighbours).
UK news
Marco Rubio says foreign actor was 'clearly' behind suspected plot at UK airbase
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Kieran Ryan @kieranryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Straight out of JP's Oligarchy playbook. www.independent.ie/county/water...
independent.ie
Mark Zuckerberg donates €150,000 to three Waterford GAA clubs
Three clubs near the billionaire couple’s newly acquired Strancally Castle to receive €50,000 each
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 28/09/2026
r/legaladvice 5d ago My doctor prescribed me a clown show and then tried to resell me his tickets
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Eamonn Noonan @duhallow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hibernophobia: an intense dislike, prejudice, or hostility toward Ireland or Irish people.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Eoghan @eoghanhmusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ffs, Slipknot touring with Marilyn Manson, Serj Tankian collaborating with Falling in Reverse, Metallica bringing Limp Bizkit on tour, Metal as a scene is fucked. At least the biggest bands are making it seem that way. Support your local scenes full of good people and great bands.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We don't want anything to do with them so they threaten to kill us. The nation equivalent of an Incel.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You mean to tell me that Israeli football fans are extremely racist? Colour me shocked....
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Lamhfada @lamhfada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eww. Fuck. Just found out ExpressVPN is Israeli. I'd been paying a subscription for it, cancelled and account deleted as soon as I saw this.
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RichardTheS🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel continues to be totally normal and not at all the Scientology of countries.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The killing of innocent people is wrong." is apparently a 'hot take' in some footballing circles.
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Julia Ringma @juliaringma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I had cancer (2008 long time ago) I realized it was a full time job just being sick. Later, I saw it was also a full time job just being poor. The more resources one has, the easier the road. The rich have no idea how hard it is to survive. But they get all the attention.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/09/2026
journalists: please read my article about how yet another tech genius is revolutionising your cultural intake by tailoring your recommendations algorithmically according to your bespoke tastes! also journalists: what do you mean you haven’t heard my favourite song. why are you lying to me
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Jussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
Janice Turner: Is your ADHD diagnosis really helping you?
A huge increase in those claiming the condition as well as receiving Pip to cope with it risks creating a lost generation
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON BLUESKY DO THIS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
guy saying bunny when bunny appears on tv
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tá Matthew McConaughey Meallta agus mearbhall
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update: They saw my posts and are no longer speaking to me. But I know for a fact they'll be complaining about me to family members. And if any of my family are bonafide racists too like him, They can jog on too. Don't need that shit in my life. The lad is luckily I aint outing him to his employer.
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Jason Roche @jasonroche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You: "I see your house is made from an editing suite and pdf reader" Me: "Yes it is, And you are very welcome to my humble Adobe"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Alan Dunne @aldunne.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE
steeple of the church at Dublin Airport with large lettering on the side reading GOD IS LOVE
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G W E N @ionceposted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cmon Ireland!!! 🇮🇪🇵🇸✊️
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Irish team or indeed any players really do refuse to play this match they would be heroes on an international scale
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 26/09/2026
How do you know this doc has Elon rattled? Because all of the other oligarchs are trying to protect his ego. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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