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Mitchell Horton

@jarlent.bsky.social
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Whooo buddy if you know me on Twitter we'll see Assuming the people here are less toxic I will likely be less... confrontational with morons.

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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social · 5h
The “ceasefire” will be one year old next week. Since then, Israeli strikes have killed more than 1400 Gazans
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 5h
Sit down and let me tell you a story: This guy I dated wouldn't accept 10 no's and I was forced to "compromise" and he violated me with zero guilt or remorse. He makes videos on the internet now. Even if he turned into the biggest nice guy, Id still ask god to run him over w/ a car. The end.
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 5h
I honestly think that the fact he had several essays dealing with shit like "owning who you are is important" while never coming forward with any of this or even just fucking reckoning with it is genuinely disgusting, I've even got one of the guys fucking books and I'm done.
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 4h
Pretty sure its because extreme effects on the body come with extreme side effects at some point
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 6h
Jacob Geller was raping the right way, kindly and making sure to do a land acknowledgement before and after. so many people who just need to be thrown into the gulags
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ALT: Man with Lightning Face
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 4h
You can really tell who hasnt ever been raped
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 5h
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 20h
I'm ready to take drugs until I become a human computer
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 21h
you should feel uncomfortable with frontier AI models not because the tools lack uses but because everyone who works in hyperscale AI wants to worship these machines and every algorithm that behaves unexpectedly is an enfant terrible they admire, love, and hope to have care for them in their dotage
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 02/10/2026
Will is 100% right. Has happened to multiple clients of mine. One judge (not my case) has said that this isn't really release and ordered the person *actually* released. But it's forcing us habeas attorneys to win our cases twice (or more)
On September 9, 2026, Respondents permitted Pablo F. to exit the building where 
he was detained, but he was immediately swarmed by four ICE officers and handcuffed as 
soon as he stepped outside. (Doc. No. 25-3 at 4:48:45–4:49:26.)3
 The officers drove him
to the back of the Whipple building and returned him to a holding cell. (Doc. No. 21 ¶¶ 8–
9; Doc. No. 25 ¶ 5.) During this encounter, officers dislocated Pablo F.’s shoulder. (Doc. 
No. 21 ¶ 7.)4
 Pablo F. now bringsthis Motion seeking to enforce the Court’s Order granting 
the Petition.Again, Respondents make no attempt whatsoever to support their assertion that 
Pablo F. was released. Absent any such argument, the Court cannot agree that a reasonable 
person would have felt free to leave when exiting the detention facility and immediately 
being stopped by ICE officers. Likewise, absent some argument, the Court necessarily 
concludes that Pablo F. was subject to restraints not shared by the public generally when 
he took one step outside of the detention facility and was immediately stopped by ICE 
officers who forcibly returned him to a detention cell. Because Respondents do not make 
any legal argument that Pablo F. was ever meaningfully released from custody, the Court 
grants the motion and orders Pablo F.’s release.6
6 To be clear, Pablo F. is not arguing, and the Court is not concluding, that an order of 
release in a habeas matter renders unlawful any future arrests. Rather, the Court reaches 
the narrow conclusion that because Respondents advance no legal argument in this case to 
support their assertion that Pablo F. was released from custody, and because the 
uncontested facts show that ICE officers immediately swarmed Pablo F. as soon as he 
stepped out of the building, Pablo F. was not released from custody.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the response should be immediate contempt proceedings all the way up the chain of command to the ICE/ERO directors including escalating fines and orders to personally appear in court. if that doesn't do the trick, criminal contempt, throw them in jail. play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/10/2026
Fellow FTX executive Caroline Ellison is out of jail, and the Manifund effective altruist grantmaking organization has just let slip they hired her. She “brings specific, useful expertise around finance”, they say, which yeah — much in the same way that Bernie Madoff had very specific expertise.
Meanwhile, his fellow former FTX executive, Caroline Ellison, has been free from prison since January, and has now found gainful employment! She will be working for Manifund, an effective altruist grantmaking organization. In a blog post explaining why he hired her, CEO Austin Chen listed first among his bullet points “I specifically enjoyed Caroline’s Tumblr and other writings, which I found thoughtful and relatable.” (This is the blog where Ellison regularly blogged about “human biodiversity”, a euphemism for scientific racism, and wrote, “how do I signal my genuinely sweet and feminine nature on my dating profile? should it go before or after the section on wire fraud”). He also wrote that “Caroline brings specific, useful expertise around finance and systems management to Manifund.”16 Which, yeah, I guess I can't argue with that, in the same way that Bernie Madoff had very specific expertise.FTX essentially bankrolled Manifund and the associated Manifold Markets (think Polymarket but with fake money) through grants and investments. This may explain why Chen, citing a “keen debt” to FTX, decided to hire Ellison and pay her using funds derived from her fraud — money Manifund is currently fighting the FTX estate over rather than returning to creditors.17
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 02/10/2026
feels like there are a lot of smart and ill-intentioned people who long ago made up their minds that AI is Good, swore off not using it, and now get all their info about AI from each other. not saying they're wrong that ai is good! but i think they're gradually losing touch with what it is and does
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have a harem of dozens of women who are my employees to fuck and have my children as I please" is one of the ultimate goals of the billionaire class and one of the main reasons they are so keen to fuck the labor market (so desirable women are desperate enough to sign up for this)
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What you choose to reply to says alot Direct questions about what you said? No reply Something snarky you can just be a jerk about? Reply instantly
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You people do understand that the only reason people hate LLMs is because it's the largest scam in human history and we've been told for years now that we're going to take it up the ass and we're going to like it and people are just saying "Fuck off"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also do the honest work of eliminating any trace of plagiarism in your beloved product. How? Not my fucking problem! If you can’t run your business / technology without stealing other people’s work, it deserves to die. Personally I’m happy to see it die, so don’t try to make it my responsibility.
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Dev Petty @devpetty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A plea to all you wonderful folks who are thinking to adopt (not buy) a dog or cat… The shelters are FILLED with animals who’ve been surrendered. Yesterday they had a bed and a family and now they are confused and terrified through no fault of their own. Consider giving them a next chapter.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tech companies have worked hard to misrepresent their LLM products and I will not blame people for "losing touch" when Anthropic talks about chatbots being alive and maybe also killing everyone. And they didn't do it alone. We have plenty of regurgitated press releases presented as journalism.
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Steph Cherrywell @stephcherrywell.com · 02/10/2026
Trying to pitch the positives of AI right now is like dumping manure over people's heads and then saying "well, it's actually really useful in agriculture." It's not that that's incorrect, but nobody's in the mood.
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...
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Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot
An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol man they are like 100x poorer than they were when they filmed their last movies the quality on this is going to be epic tier
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Rob Ryan @robryanreviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car” The wish fulfilment levels are off the scale.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also believe in restorative justice but I don't think that means you get to become a pillar of a community and garner an audience and an income that relies solely on everyone including yourself staying silent about your actions. In the VIDEO GAME SPHERE no less.
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and then he broke the law to go around Congress to give them bombs to kill more children with
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From @chicago.suntimes.com: 'Broadview Six' judge raises specter of a ‘cover-up’ while pushing forward with inquiry chicago.suntimes.com/live/broadvi...
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'Broadview Six' judge raises specter of a ‘cover-up’ while pushing forward with inquiry: Live updates
U.S. District Judge April Perry said Thursday she’ll create a list of issues she wants further evidence on, with a special prosecutor still on the table. A key sticking point appears to be the disclos...
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Becca Good speaking for the first time publicly about her late wife Renee Good at a press conference announcing lawsuits against the U.S. government, ICE agent Jonathan Ross — who shot and killed Renee Good — and high-ranking Trump administration officials
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucking GOOD
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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Ted Hoffman's Actuarials @tedhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Cops are great.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so weird how when you tell the rest of the world to go fuck itself and fill your nation’s streets with gangs of armed, masked, and unaccountable armed thugs and terrorize people at the border…that people will decide to vacation elsewhere. Who could have guessed?
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Davey Hearn reflecting pool prosecution dismissed WITH PREJUDICE That means the case cannot be brought again  Huge victory for Davey, for us at @democracydefendersfund.org & our legal team colleagues Washington Litigation Group and Steptoe--& for rule of law More to follow!
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John Carl Baker @johncarlbaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Russia's one note foreign policy continues apnews.com/article/nato...
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Russia warns NATO of a possible nuclear response if Kaliningrad is cut off
Russia has warned NATO it could use nuclear weapons to defend Kaliningrad if allies attempt to cut off the exclave.
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cait.bsky.social this came across my timeline and for a second I thought it was a text between you and @chas.bsky.social lmao
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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