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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve)

@evethevampire.bsky.social
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24, She/They, autistic, commie Marxist, trans ally🏳️‍⚧️, Free Palestine🇵🇸, Abolish ICE 18+ MDNI

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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 8h
"How dare you not do research for *my* claims FOR ME? IM RIGHT! GO LOOK FOR THE NUMBERS TO MY CLAIMS YOURSELF!" -Guy who brings up "false rape allegations" abiut the Cornell 7
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 10h
Bringing up "False accusations" under a case with damning evidence that a gangrape took place is a supremely shitty and suspicious thing to do. False accusations are astronomically rare, and are often brought up to try and silence actual rape victims. You are more likely calling an actual victim-
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The consequences of rape must be treated as it were murder. Because you still killed someone, even if their vessel is still living. Anything less than a cage for those 7 parasites is not justice.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muslim version of Chad.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im turning Adventures of PissBaby into a real comic
An old lady putting on a ski-mask, pulling out an AK 47, saying, "I don't need you in my fuckin' way."A short, stubby man thing getting laughed at, and then turning around and yelling, "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME!"
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting a series called, "Adventures of PissBaby' but none of characters are ever Pissbaby because the real Pissbaby is you, the reader.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, we can agree the maskless Saturday thing was a bad move, but bullying a homeless woman into asking for donations for some slanderous little shithead is 50,000 steps too far. Are we really about to destroy our own communities exactly how the media outlets want it?
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You guys gotta stop accidentally making Trump fetish art with AI. Please.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fact that there *was* still ONE place that took disability accommodations very seriously, and people have turned it into something to mock- Able-bodied and non-immuno-compromised folks have 99% of places to go. The chronically ill do not. Let them have a fucking place to let loose & socialize
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The horse has been radicalized! I said, the horse has been RADICALIZED!
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Im probably gonna go in and actually quit my job tomorrow for real. The remodel has actually turned my job into a sensory nightmare.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Slow poke sighting!
A possum on a telephone pole wire, at night.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reddit hastily removed my comment saying that single white men should not be allowed to enter Thailand or the Philippines, under a post about 'Passport bros'. They didn't even bother giving me an explanation. Thats fucking crazy lmao.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teacher: "I am not entertaining weaponized incompetence. You've been shown how to do this and I am not personally grabbing you your supplies for you." Comments: "Your students hate you and Id literally cry if my teacher spoke to me this way."
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Theres something genuinely fucked in the head about using AI to make a rape joke in 2026. Idgaf if Kash is the subject. You dont joke about people getting spiked and raped.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its pretty bad when Playboy has to come out and say, "You guys arent getting bitches because you smell like ass. Take a fucking shower."
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tempted to leave a comment under my abusive ex's 9/11 video essay with "The real tragedy is that I let you hit this."
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its been revealed that this specific juror also has a history of committing domestic violence. That alone should've disqualified him from a familicide case. What a fucking mess that should never be allowed to happen in a trial ever again.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He eatin a donut (he pulled it out of the trash himself)
A squirrel in a tree, eating a donut.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck you too, *non-AI* Ed Sheeran
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IBS warriors would rather be on one than go to therapy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Indian woman: "9/11 left me feeling scared as a brown woman bcz I thought someone might try to hurt me in retaliation." This white individual:
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was born 28 days late to 9/11. Sorry yall. Wish I could've stopped it.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel sad thinking that there are people in deep poverty who genuinely believe that the president is gonna send them thousands of dollars very soon. Youre being given a fake bribe to destroy your communities and send your children to war. He wants you to bury your kids and die broke.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im arguing with this fucking idiot who believes we cant condemn Israel bcz we have to "worry about ourselves" while still funding Israel, and this is his latest flex I guess- Like we're *all* making fun of the Kirk, but why did you have to get racist and homophobic with it??????
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taking perkys for the Kirky till I look like this:
Meg Griffin lying on the floor all fucked up.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is one of the most horrific stalking cases Ive ever heard of. He literally started hunting her down because he happened to pick up doordash orders from her job.
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Court docs reveal woman's warning about stalker before deadly Sacramento shooting
YouTube video by KCRA 3
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Im waiting for class to start and I got chased off my bench by an angry wasp (he's a preppy kid named Jimmy).
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Libs when a more left-wing political Candidate of West Asian/South Asian/North African background is running for office:
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My job just fired a guy because he shoved another employee who was being racist against him in his face. The racist still has his job🙃 Oh and the girl who threatens and intimidates people in my department isnt being fired for some reason either🙃🙃🙃
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If youre a mother, you should be equipped with the critical thinking skills to know that the doctors are going to be 1000% more correct and trustworthy in their advice then some dumbfuck in assbackwards, Ohio, who probably is withholding the fact that they have an open CPS case for child neglect.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This shit is white woman tears cranked up to the MAX Context: This woman is crying because she got mad that some poll worker campaigners used a play on words (poll worker👩‍💻 & pole worker🧑‍🩰💈) to get people to sign up and volunteer. And ofc ppl probably called her a puritan psyop.
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Total Hypocrisy on Instagram: "9/6/26. If I don’t matter, if my takes are bad, if I’m a “psyop paid by the right,” why do these dog piles happen? Is it because I’ve struck a nerve? #fyp"
5,149 likes, 0 comments - total.hypocrisy on September 6, 2026: "9/6/26. If I don’t matter, if my takes are bad, if I’m a “psyop paid by the right,” why do these dog piles happen? Is it because I’ve s...
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HEY WHORES, GUESS WHOSE APPEAL WORKED
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to love her music when I was 10-12. As an adult however, I recognize her as a "not like other girls" prototype who made a whole song and music video punching down on women who were already being heavily exploited and abused by the media. She has the same vibe to me as Mayim Bialik.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This stupid motherfucker got scammed *20* times! Can you believe that, folks? Also, if anyone wants to talk to him irl about this post, he's *voluntarily* shared his plans tonight in Ohio-
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pitch a movie in 4 images:
Christopher NolanGary ColeJohn C. LillyThe NASA Dolphin incident.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Posting live from the chudster Dominos.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Should I buy this? Its a music box.
A music box with mice figurines getting drunk around a broken wine barrel.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Special "fuck you" to the male juror who refused to follow the law and caused a mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy case.
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're trolling the shitlibs again with the alt. Genuinely fucking funny though that this guy is mad about someone else translating his exact words in another language for Latin Americans to read.
MJ posting: "@somosjacare.bsky.social Don't appreciate using my post and translating it without my permission.  I have no idea what you said but my Bluesky address is on my post."

Me replying with my shitlib alt: "MJ, I respect you as an individual, but I feel like if you're posting good content, then its not necessarily a bad thing that someone else is translating it in Portuguese for a more Brazilian audience."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bobby from King of the Hill saying this
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was a fedminist who collaborated with the CIA to prevent feminists from becoming socialists and to keep the systems in place, keeping Black Americans disenfranchised, from being disrupted. Also, her hesitation to support gay people for 3 decades and her transphobic record, already-
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know its not as goofy as the retro Walmart pins, but-
Me holding a button that says, "Criminal Justice is my jam"
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Supreme child character in a movie defender, Brian Rafferty
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So Sorceress of Song has been suspended (probably for antisemitism) and if they ever come back, they're getting blocked. People *can* change, but when you use Israel to justify calling Jewish people "child killers", then I tend to think the part of you that was probably a skinhead 25 years ago-
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[REDACTED] (otherwise known as Eve) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So Im seeing people compare Lindsay Clancy to Chris Benoit, and yeah, I do think both cases are incredibly similar in the sense that both are tragic, neither perpetrator was in the right state of mind, and both were entirely preventable. But with that being said, I think men bringing Chris' name-
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