Sign in

Jay

@jarl.bsky.social
365 followers 373 following 1K posts

He/him, cis-ish, bad dreamer. @beardedjarl at the old place t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=S… linktr.ee/pthe.queer.oasis

PostsRepliesMedia
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I forgot I followed porn accounts on my main here I was not prepared to scroll past a story about Ed Sheeran and get literally hit in the face with penis
000
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You were the best of us 😔🤚
0120
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey, what was that one black eyed peas song? "Get things started" or something like that?
0110
Reposted by Jay
SJWJamesBond @mvbrat10.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Rocket in gun training.
092
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Big public trials and executions would be nice too
000
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm finally free from Bluesky jail! Good to be back, hope my account wasn't sending out weird messages or anything while I was gone. Do I still have the (Rude) label?
000
Reposted by Jay
The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
“Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro
theonion.com
Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before
BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like be...
311688225
Reposted by Jay
FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
GVK n Roses. I don’t know, you do better.
It’s Godzilla and Kong as a band.
419973
Reposted by Jay
mona @jessieyuckley.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
the canadian “”education system”” never even taught me how to shake my ass
1206
Reposted by Jay
Lawrence Miles @lawrence-miles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Observing new features on the moon, the Artemis crew began suggesting names, with the commander asking control if a crater could be named after his late wife. Imagine being the next guy on the mike, though. "And I'd like to call *my* crater... erm..." [Looks at notes, hurriedly scrubs out "Naruto".]
1121
Reposted by Jay
metal flesh express @oma-metal-flesh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
in the uk it's illegal to make jokes about 'the blowjob brothers' you have to make it clear that they are not related, nor even pretending to be related
5402123
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
X-Wing Alliance
010
Reposted by Jay
lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
still from the spiderman movie featuring the green goblin and spiderman making passionate, if fully clothed, love in some manner of cleristory or something
15514
Reposted by Jay
Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...
"You know, Biden would use the autopen," Mr. Trump said, referring to a typically uncontroversial method of affixing a presidential signature, which Mr. Trump has seized upon to criticize the former president. "He was incapable of signing his name."
One child interjected, "What?"
1771392
Reposted by Jay
francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 06/04/2026
"bluesky will never be twitter" that's because bluesky is tumblr, idiot
111812398
Reposted by Jay
Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 24/02/2025
I made this a few years ago and never posted it because I'm a slacker (and because I made the bow tie too small)
311410
Reposted by Jay
Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Jonathan Harris would've been a great Sinestro
Jonathan Harris, TV actor from the '60s, played Dr. Smith in Lost in Space, oh the pain of it all Sinestro, noted villain, here seen in classic outfit so black jumpsuit with teal collar, gauntlets, briefs, and boots
3236
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thin Leo was a stone cold twink
000
Reposted by Jay
Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.
Image of MST3K moon. Dark Souls "Great Enemy Felled" text but it reads "TAPES CIRCULATED"
202524913
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I know that Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron grew to hate each other on the set and haven't made up since. It's honestly refreshing to see a nightmare production result in a good product, it's a rare treat.
000
Reposted by Jay
Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The screenshotted post is unhinged, but it's also far from the first time I've seen people on here attempt to suggest that queer people in general, and trans people specifically, need to dabble in antisemitism or they're bad and assimilationist and not worthy of rights.
429641
Reposted by Jay
Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“Unfortunately, in each of those cases, I did not have any open mana,” said Schumer, laying his elbow on the table to cover up his two untapped Islands, which had been gathering dust.
commandersherald.com
Counterspell Remains in Chuck Schumer's Hand Uncast for 10th Consecutive Turn | Commander's Herald
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is, according to an anonymous Senator with a pair of , currently holding a copy of in his hand, and yet is refusing to play it.  “He’s had it in his hand for the p...
3329115
Reposted by Jay
Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Share a magazine cover you love. 📸
X files magazine cover
1812730
Reposted by Jay
Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"AI tools such as Claude were used in this project" Is this why the exit dialogue of all things doesn't actually work & you have to kill the process to exit? 🤔
0491
Reposted by Jay
Phil Dorroll @phildorroll.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The Syrians who rose up in 2011 were some of the bravest people I think in modern history; unimaginable to me the courage it would take to do this, knowing what the personal consequences could be
663383
Reposted by Jay
Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???
512890723
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Losers call me a reply guy, I prefer "great conversationalist".
010
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I know that in the Muslim apocalypse, Jesus comes back and announces he's converting to Islam.
000
Reposted by Jay
Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
since before I was born the US has been talking shit about iran and most americans don't know jack or shit about it except iran bad, but a lot of normal ass american jackoffs are siding with china or iran on anything, that shit's over bro, it's over. you fucked up so bad we don't care about burger.
24013
Reposted by Jay
Micah @rincewind.run · 14/03/2026
“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle
263379725
Reposted by Jay
Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
honestly my whole vibe, if we're being real
26012
Reposted by Jay
steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“bluesky is an echo chamber that is dying because it is too rude to heterodox points of view”
04710
Reposted by Jay
Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I genuinely think people who feel like they get to say these things out loud should be made to fear for their lives.
918571
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Are we to assume there are varieties of Pau'ans with different kinds of features? Ethnicities perhaps
000
Reposted by Jay
Cobalt ✨ | 🥽🤖 @cobaltgreen1138.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I got cooked on the other site. Please RT so I can find my moots!
123624
Reposted by Jay
ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 11/03/2026
Why has Mamdani not recanonized Mara Jade? He’s had the authority the whole time and he just won’t
3191
Reposted by Jay
✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/03/2026
its a fucked up conclusion to have to arrive at but esp with the epstein files dropping its pretty clear that the whole point of obsession and oppression of trans women is by chasers to create us as a permanent sexual underclass
239262
Reposted by Jay
The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/03/2026
Silent Running (1972): The Valley Forge, filming model
611516
Reposted by Jay
Huw Bowen / Sundog @huwbowen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous
1792920656
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Reporting for booty
070
Reposted by Jay
lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Famously upon the restoration of Charles II there was a parade held through London with prominent images of Dionysius; letting deposed Puritans know the boys were back in town, so to speak. I think we're gonna have to do that with Woke 2. Publicly cancel some prominent media men in the town square.
1050173
Reposted by Jay
Molly White @molly.wiki · 09/03/2026
"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time
581672407
Reposted by Jay
Anne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ok so It’s time to continue the Avengers journey I’m on and— …if I speak
12869
Reposted by Jay
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.
243628892
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have this
020
Reposted by Jay
Lava monster @lavamonster.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wait until they discover 2nd person, I've seen that actually genuinely upset people.
3172
Reposted by Jay
Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 08/03/2026
Here's just one additional frame from Scanners
3759
Jay @jarl.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Ah, Corruption of Champions. I remember it well.
060