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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
Counter-proposal to Sam Altman: Go fuck yourself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes, please!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@brendansmith.bsky.social I'm trusting you that this up-and-coming band is gonna be worth it tonight.
Iron Maiden
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
romanticize your life! be whimsical! sleep in silk pajamas, string fairy lights through your plants, tear down flock cameras, scatter nails in ICE hotel parking lots, drink your morning coffee out of teacup rose china with a splash of good vanilla, LIVE 💕
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@nickofferman.bsky.social I'm sorry about your day. I know he was your main man, as Tom Cullen would say.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@benfeist.bsky.social It took me a few years to see this: Public Affairs: "...so for that reason any circuit breaking function of the equipment is inhibited with these battle shorts. They're not a piece of apparel." 😆
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/07/2026
Uhhhhhh, don't use it? wapo.st/3TmHl5G
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Column | How to stop ChatGPT from ruining how you think
Studies show that using AI can lead people to “cognitive surrender.” But with the right approach, it can also elevate your thinking.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Release Ken White (popehat). What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/06/2026
the older I get, the fucker the no
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Looking for Stephen King landmarks for an upcoming trip to Maine and, of course, see this in Google Street View:
Sign: Turtles Adventure Daycare
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Kid versus Dad Jokes:
Kid:Photo of hat with highland cow logo.
Dad: Oh wow!
Dad: I really missed an opportunity to type "holy cow!"
Kid: You are insane
Dad: Highland disappointed in myself.
Kid: Stop it
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Black Betty Boop?!? Next they’re going to want a white Jesus!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social If one of your favorite words happens to be in today's Spelling Bee, why can't I add "TH" to the end of it, for another word?
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you’ve seen live. (all this year, some upcoming) Mike Gordon Bruce Hornsby Tedeschi Trucks Dave Matthews Phish GNR Marcus King Iron Maiden Gorillaz Jack White
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026
Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 17/05/2026
she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol
a picture of a woman dressed like carmen sandiego
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band The Beastie Young Men
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 28/04/2026
Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed
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Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Dear Restaurants: [Menu] and [Order Now] are not the same thing. You are a restaurant. I might just want to look at the menu.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
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scaachi @scaachi.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
just admit you can't do anything and leave me alone about it! god!!!!!!!
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A graphic of the beloved old Twitter Fail Whale. Except instead of being held aloft over an orange ocean on strings held by little birds it is little white butterflies.  Text above the graphic reads:

Bluesky is all fucked up again.
Not because we are distracted wedging in more AI no one wanted.
Probably it was something you did.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/04/2026
You know if you learn to write you don't need either www.tomsguide.com/ai/i-ditched...
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I ditched Copilot for Claude in Microsoft Word — and I’m never going back
It takes less than five minutes to set up, but the difference in output quality makes Copilot feel like a relic of the past
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kanye West, Louis CK, JK Rowling, Chris D’Elia… Everybody can get some. Read all about it!👇🏿 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
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Why Isn't Everybody Embarrassed?
The Shameful Returns of Kanye West, Louis C.K., J.K. Rowling, Chris D'Elia, & My Lunch
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/03/2026
it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Carma" is a bitch.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tiger Woods couldn't have had his buddy, Trump, in the car?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19/03/2026
at fancy restaurants the shoestring fries have aglets
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm gonna wear a camo vest to the airport with this on it: PLEASE NICE
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
How do Democrats not understand that defunding and dissolving this miserable group of homicidal turds is a winning platform?
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Colonoscopy Prep of Hormuz
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/02/2026
other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Tax billionaires out of existence.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Trading a 256 GB ssd for six cans of beans
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/02/2026
The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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