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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WRONG answers only.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
Counter-proposal to Sam Altman: Go fuck yourself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if anyone was ever waiting outside, while his wife is inside for her jiu-jitsu lesson, it's this guy.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it fucking with the guitar-playing?!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes, please!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely mandatory. Had the entire family flip that eyesore off, last time I was there.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just came here to submit a link to an article and the first thing in the article is Balloonfest '86 ... and I hadn't seen your post yet. WEIRD. So this is probably dumb: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinnes...
"Though Guinness was not aware of anyone dying while attempting the records, a representative said 'they are simply gross'"
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is so true! I got to see him lead Ringo's band a couple of years back and it was such a great show.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1) Republican stance 2) Lefty participation-trophy bullshit 3) Only for one week out of the month 4) Hmm. He *should* be a felon but since he hasn't been convicted: OK 5) Ya got me there 6) Assuming the crop top is for a dude, I'll defer to @dieworkwear.bsky.social
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love Calder! Thanks for posting this.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit. this is genius!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is the jerriest shit i've ever seen.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit. I love this.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They put on a hell of a show! It's such an amazing production and the band is a beast. But you knew all that!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's funny when you run across dumbasses that still belong on twitter.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm supposed to take my mom next month. it's going to be interesting trying to explain why we should NOT go. she probably isn't even aware of the genocide.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@brendansmith.bsky.social I'm trusting you that this up-and-coming band is gonna be worth it tonight.
Iron Maiden
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly never tried Syrian food. Gonna have to now!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, Seamus. I'm a neanderthal.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yum! What the hell IS that?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
romanticize your life! be whimsical! sleep in silk pajamas, string fairy lights through your plants, tear down flock cameras, scatter nails in ICE hotel parking lots, drink your morning coffee out of teacup rose china with a splash of good vanilla, LIVE 💕
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In NC. Can confirm!
Food Lion ... Chinese restaurant
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is correct.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A couple of years ago, American Airlines changed my Barbados -> Miami flight to Saint Lucia -> Miami. "Ummm ... I'm not gonna BE in Saint Lucia!" I had to cancel the entire trip.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy cow. I've never seen one of those. That would be a great first car for my son, except I want him to have an airbag and he has to take the highway (65+ mph) to school.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe not as bad as I thought ... or I'm just wrong *quickly*.
"You placed top 92%"
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy cow, that is fun ... and I am terrible at it!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes, unfortunately, I'm waiting for this too.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@nickofferman.bsky.social I'm sorry about your day. I know he was your main man, as Tom Cullen would say.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, MapQuest has been a real one:
Gulf of Mexico
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was aware of reading glasses but I was completely unaware -- and unprepared for -- how poorly I can see in low light now. I swear nobody ever mentioned that.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fun! Note: If you've disabled the "ai" Google search in your browser by forcing it to tack on "&udm=14" to the end of your searches, you'll have to modify the address for this bit of fun. So cut it down to this: www.google.com/search?q=eclipse+2026
google.com
Google Search
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Potty mouth.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh I love this idea. Yes, please!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The new-ish "Yakety Sax". Let's do it.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It definitely seems like Big Butter is acting in a "Got Milk?" kinda way.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oof. Bye, bitch.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yeah, that's my bad for not telling you. Their HQ is about 10 minutes from my office.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I agree. They are just Fox News Sports, these days.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How the hell'd you end up like this?
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@benfeist.bsky.social It took me a few years to see this: Public Affairs: "...so for that reason any circuit breaking function of the equipment is inhibited with these battle shorts. They're not a piece of apparel." 😆
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lettuce spray. 🙏
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It IS cold. Good point!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/07/2026
Uhhhhhh, don't use it? wapo.st/3TmHl5G
wapo.st
Column | How to stop ChatGPT from ruining how you think
Studies show that using AI can lead people to “cognitive surrender.” But with the right approach, it can also elevate your thinking.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Absolutely. I shouted at him over there (and surely into the void) for this. I don't know why every old celebrity wants to destroy their legacy at some point.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shew. I hope you land a good ticket for a great price. Enjoy the shows!
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good luck, Emily! I'm also here to humblebrag that I'm seeing him at Wrigley on Saturday night.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh no. Ben has so many tracks banked, we're gonna get trounced like Drake was by Kendrick.
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jacob @jampisces.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think that's the best pizza I've ever seen.
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