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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“I guess my question is, did Ed Sheeran actually say ‘and Ryan Lewis’?” - Ryan Lewis

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jake @jakecurrie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

say hello to my little trend

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jake @jakecurrie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

we got a cameo from him for a buddy of ours and he made everyone cry

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every friend group got

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026

‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article theonion.com/wall-street-journal-de…

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt

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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Incredible stuff happening over on X as Gawker-Comment Troll / Undersec for Public Diplomacy Sarah Rogers tried to get Elon's fav interpreter of statistics, DataRepublican, to leak her "GEC Files" for her. Instead DR outed her. Grok also informing ppl Rogers was a tobacco lawyer; they are aghast.

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jake @jakecurrie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

(what if it turns out we all have the same one)

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jake @jakecurrie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

does anyone else have a mental image of glonzo?

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/08/2026

[doctor turning the laptop around] okay so this is what a normal serving of ranch looks like

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Check out the date this was published.

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026

Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...

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Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras

The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Spider-Mans is surely correct here because there are both distinct Spider-Men (Miles Morales, Ben Reilly, Miguel O’Hara) and also a super weird alternate reality character called Spiders Man, which is thousands of spiders imprinted with Peter Parker’s consciousnes squeezed into a spandex suit.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity.

Spotify playlist called “Siren’s Song (Sirens’ Song?) with different covers of the teenage mutant ninja turtles 4 song sewer surfin

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

from the twisted mind of homer...

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dang they really got a category for everything

THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations

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jake @jakecurrie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

weirdly mine is don lemon

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sorry but "Darline Graham Nordone, the Sister Senator," is a Lauren Lapkus character on Comedy Bang Bang who has appeared six times, including in 2023 at the Charleston live show. I can hear the voice already.

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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

occam's razor is that this was a prank mcconnell was doing which he discontinued as soon as lindsey graham died on account of it becoming distasteful, like when Mr Peanut's rebirth was stalled due to the inopportune demise of kobe bryant

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Forget whether Kentucky law allows it – Beshear should just commence with the special election & call republicans bluff Make them produce something resembling proof of life for McConnell or concede to filling the seat