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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 1h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 1h
We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; And we have also left undone those things which we ought not to have done; And there is no fun in us
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Cllr Dr Max Morris @maxmorris.bsky.social · 14h
My speech to Oxford City Council proposing the Green Group's motion on the EHRC Code of Practice and Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️💚 @oxfordgreenparty.bsky.social
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
scheduled post Molly Tuttle performing a bluegrass rendition of the Jefferson Airplane’s 1967 hit song White Rabbit. at Hulaween in Live Oak, Florida
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 15h
Look. Say what you like about Jeffrey Archer.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The part of your brain that determines how much bullshit you can tolerate at any given time should be called the fucks capacitor.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13h
The moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards Jeremy Clarkson spending decades denying global warming only to sink his fortune into a farm just as global warming really starts to kick in
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 11h
Research shows that one in four people would walk more if pavements were less cluttered. Related: I will never not be impressed by how Mancunians made their feelings known about unwanted pavement clutter:
A utilities cabinet on a pavement in Manchester has a bill posted to it which reads

"Fuck these stupid boxes"
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 1h
"The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella; But chiefly on the just, because The unjust hath the just’s umbrella."
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 1h
Umbrella with NO HANDS:
Blurry photo from ancient digital camera of me at Glasto 2007 wearing an UMBRELLA HAT, the best headgear ever invented
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Annie Gottfried Cohen @annsplaining.bsky.social · 15h
Reading the news, it would be easy to believe that the Green Party has adopted a policy to expel its Jewish members, prevent them from attending synagogue or at the very least scrutinise their activities outside the party. *None of that has happened* 🧵
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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E.Saxey @esaxey.bsky.social · 10h
Incu-? Succu-? Don't worry!
Enthusiastic advert stating "there's a bus for that".
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10h
i still think this is one of the finest JKR commentaries of the era
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brainfruit! @brainfruit.bsky.social · 9h
Can you count? Are you sure? Announcing SHEEPS, a game where you have several thousand problems. Count the sheep pouring out of mysterious portals, gain unfair counting advantages, survive terrible counting curses. Discover, at long last, a use for math. Coming 2027. Wishlist: bit.ly/countsheeps
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 8h
There isn't a left wing way of doing car transport as default for the same reason there isn't a left wing way of doing fast fashion. People will always need transport & clothing & we can & should do that equitably & sustainably but we can't cling to the idea that it's going to look like it does now.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 1h
Something like this? www.ebay.co.uk/itm/33356312...
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Q-Connect Suspension File Label Inserts Perforated White 51 Easy to Tear | eBay UK
Easily identify file contents at a glance. Perforated for easy separation. White inserts for suspension files. Blank for writing or printing. Suspension File Label Inserts Perforated White 51 Easy to Tear Q-Connect x 3.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 16h
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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Mark Berry @boulezian.eurosky.social · 6h
Tributes continue to pour in.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 6h
coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Since PTSD is being invoked to excuse any and all abuse and misconduct, let us acknowledge where it is most common. .... From my book Recollections of My Nonexistence.
The former Marine David J. Morris, author of a book on ­ post-
­ traumatic stress disorder, notes that the disorder is far more com-
mon and far more rarely addressed among rape survivors than
combat veterans. He wrote me, “The science on the subject is pretty
clear: according to the New England Journal of Medicine, rape is about
four times more likely to result in diagnosable PTSD than combat.
Think about that for a ­ moment— being raped is four times more psy-
chologically disturbing than going off to a war and being shot at and
blown up. And because there are currently no enduring cultural nar-
ratives that allow women to look upon their survival as somehow he-
roic or honorable, the potential for enduring damage is even greater.”
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 16h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drawing of a little guy wearing a tie with a worried expression, saying "I hope no one comments on the topic of the day" and behind him is a building labeled "Topic of the Day Comment Factory" with the bluesky logo
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 4h
Did you know that you can tempt most Marxists to bed using petit pois? Peas: the means of seduction.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 3h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 4h
Got a commercial flat top griddle to cheer myself up and I'm not gonna lie that actually worked. It's breakfast always now. I run a pretend diner. Mental illness who, how do you want your egg.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 2h
From a tongue-in-cheek Google Japan, a conveyor belt keyboard, where the keys move and your hand stays still while typing. One of several unusual keyboards released by the company. You can even build your own. [youtube.com]
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 2h
Everything HAS swallowed me! I would love to read your book but inside an everything it's too dark to read
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 3h
FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!
My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, next to the sea, where some of it takes place.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 2h
"But how am I supposed to get around on a bike with my two dogs, whatever is in that basket, whatever is in those panniers and whatever (presumably cursèd object) is in that mysterious wooden box being guarded by an undead cat?"
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 10h
Cars are a perfect storm of physical power differential over others, likelihood of impunity, socially reinforced entitlement, normalisation of threats of violence, & a dynamic that frames all other road users as "in the way" to make even otherwise kind considerate gentle people be their worst selves
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw a band last night who, on the logic that everyone usually misses at least 1 set at a show to smoke or socialize, insisted we miss their set so we watch everyone else. They refused to start until everyone left the room and closed the door. Whenever someone tried to peek, they stopped playing.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21h
You should understand this stuff not as analysis of public opinion - since when did the lads give a fuck about that? - and not even as threats. These are promises: we, the press, are now going to fuck you up, and we won’t stop screaming until your lives are utterly miserable.
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ANALYSIS: Zack Polanski may regret not using his influence when Greens needed him to act - by @peterwalker99Daily Mail @@DailyMail • 1h
DAN HODGES: History will record Zack Polanski as a coward and charlatan who led his once-decent party into political oblivion
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19h
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Dr Michael Fraser @ffinlo.bsky.social · 18h
Count Binface is coming to Oxford. Sheldonian Series: Personal Identity Emma Dabiri (author & broadcaster), Jon Harvey, (Count Binface, comedian), Catrin Nye (BBC journalist), Prof Lady Sue Black (President, St John's). 10 November, 1730, Sheldonian Theatre www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/sheldonian...
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Sheldonian Series: Personal Identity
A discussion on personal identity in a digital age, with Emma Dabiri, Jon Harvey, Catrin Nye and Professor Lady Sue Black.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought "omg what" & then read the thing it was replying to, & it was much more obviously sarcasm (I think "a joke" is stretching the definition a bit) when seen in that context!
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you think "but how am I supposed to do this without a car?" you should ask yourself "how do people in similar circumstances but without access to a car do this & what does it mean for them if the answer is that they can't?" Because for someone else that's not a hypothetical question.
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Matthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think we're within a few years of Democrats/liberals/leftists being forced to make a hard choice between coddling violent drivers in our cities -- blocking traffic enforcement, defending "free" parking, saying $75,000 cars are for the "working class" -- and realizing those are fascist positions.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This stuff drives me nuts. As Richard rightly points out, egg yolk is an emulsifier. Things like MSG, Citric Acid, Acetic acid, etc are completely harmless ingredients found in many foods. Just because you don't recognise it, doesn't automatically make it bad.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Electric car dependency still sucks shit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Kate @rebelraising.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely fuck the EHRC and Stephenson in particular. And solidarity to the trans folks fighting back on what absolutely, obviously, is an erosion of rights they've had for decades.
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Danny Yee @dannyyee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Conservatives want more road injuries and slower public transport.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“It is highly unusual that an end-product threatens the economic foundations of its essential suppliers, but that is the situation we have created for our LLM business with respect to its ‘content supply chain.'” Yes. Because the usual thing is to PAY YOUR ESSENTIAL SUPPLIERS, NOT STEAL FROM THEM.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure quite where this fits into your analysis, but I think the "tolerance paradox" thing is related: e.g. if rules are (wisely) set up such that people can't be kicked out of a group for bad/vindictive reasons, this can make it hard for 'good' people to kick out 'bad' (oversimplified). IYSWIM.
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Rich @rich531forever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Logan Roy Says Oh, Fuck Off
ALT: Logan Roy Says Oh, Fuck Off
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tickets still available for Dar Williams in Bristol TOMORROW NIGHT. Free to anybody who can use them.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I missed conference because I can't easily get a whole weekend off childcare & my feet hurt too much to do the amount of walking around that conferences involve. Didn't occur to me that I could have attended online (for as little as £10) so I didn't do that either. I wish I'd got more involved. :-(
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