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Dave Gruel

@enterim.bsky.social
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philly-based musician and streamer check out my band Candy Necklace candynecklacephl.bandcamp.com or my livestreams at twitch.tv/enterim

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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
just saw a lesbian on the subway who looked exactly like Rick Moranis with a septum piercing
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 23h
A butch lesbian in a hi-vis vest was behind me in the bike lane for most of my commute. She made some small talk when we were stopped. Later an SUV was turning left in front of me without signaling. Instead of ringing her bell she made an anguished yell, and then added "I did that to protect you."
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are only so many names you can learn in your time on Earth. don't waste them on backup QBs. save them for important names, like those of 70s character actors or LA session musicians
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
great comment on the majuular Ultima Online video
My friends and I no lifed this game hard it was unlike anything we had played before. We were a guild of craftsmen going around building business relationships with others roleplaying that we were a guild of working class folks who were on a quest to try and unionize all the other craftsmen and gatherers we were building up a lot of momentum until some other guilds felt like we were a danger to their profits and hired some pk'rs to stop us like railroad tycoons using the Pinkertons to crush our movement and it started a full on trade war that lasted a month.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like with my recent Metal Gear, SCUMM, and Metroid series playthroughs, I've been going through the Zelda games chronologically and writing up my thoughts on my backloggd. Here's some thoughts on Majora's Mask.
Played via 2Ship2Harkinian. 100% clear (for the first time ever.)

When I was doing my Metroid series playthrough, I skipped replaying and reviewing Super Metroid for the same reason I'm skipping Ocarina of Time now. I am just too familiar and too emotionally connected to those two games to be able to approach them objectively or play them like a first-timer. I am slightly less familiar with Majora's Mask but it was still in that territory where I found myself ignoring cutscenes and doing small sequence breaks out of habit. 100%ing it for the first time did restore some novelty, as there were a handful of heart pieces I had never collected before, and a few more I didn't even know existed.

Ocarina of Time is an incredibly formative and important game to me, but I used to iconclastically say Majora's Mask was my favorite. And the reasons for that are still there: it's so oddball and character-driven and dreamlike and dark for a Zelda game. It really is Zelda Gaiden, with a very significant number of Shenmue-like planner-studying and day-night cycle managing sidequests.

Ocarina of Time had 8 main dungeons, 2 mini-dungeons (Ice Cavern and Bottom of the Well), 1 optional dungeon (Gerudo Training Ground), and 1 mega-dungeon (Ganon's Castle). Majora's Mask comparatively has only 4 main dungeons, though there are plenty of mini-dungeons, which is a sore spot for many players. With hindsight, this exactly presages the dungeon numbers of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, with the sprawling, interactive world only getting orders of magnitude larger. Breath of the Wild and Ocarina of Time are the bold step into a design for a series that settled into a formula; and Tears of the Kingdom and Majora's Mask are the iterations on that break with precedent, using asset reuse as an opportunity to iterate and refocus on what new expressions can be made within this possibility-space.

[etc.]
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
for a healthy example of this see "Bitchin' Camaro" by the Dead Milkmen
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
How did you find out about this job posting? -Google -Linkedin -MLB game outfield signage -MiLB game outfield signage -Faith Leader -Faith Leader (non-Christian) -Fortune Cookie (Chinese) -Fortune Cookie (Fusion) -Serendipitous encounter with CEO -Inside the NBA -Company website -Scrap in bird nest
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HomeStarr Realty .net: It's Dot Com
For Sale sign on a house from HomeStarr Realty
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨PSA🚨 Wear a mask 😷 if you go to a DIY show! 🎸🥁 People in the crowd smell really bad! 👃🤏
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
extraordinarily tedious experience online today
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Per request, "Entering" by @esselfortium.bsky.social (MAP01 of BTSX E1) played back via UZDoom's MIDI output on a 1999 Suzuki Q-Chord and captured via mono PCM. bsky has a 3 minute limit for videos so I just put it on youtube. youtu.be/33U53J2hRio
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"Entering" by Esselfortium [BTSX-E1 MAP01] on Suzuki Q-Chord (1999)
YouTube video by Enterim
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just saw a cyclist in west philly who was holding a leaf blower and wearing a cowboy hat while riding
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/08/2023
i guess if you executed everyone with a lifted truck, it wouldnt solve the problem of, like, Windows resetting your audio settings after an update, or topsoil erosion. but a lot of times i find that if i tackle one easy thing, the solution for the harder problems becomes more clear. so lets just see
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
looking at estate sale listings. now what is going on with this
folding knife attached to a revolver butt/handle
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
in the american release of Metal Gear Solid they should have changed Otacon's name to Penny Arcade Expo
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I thought it would be fun and spontaneous to go grocery shopping without thinking about what I want ahead of time, but I was totally listless.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i'm thinking of acquiring some intrinsics in Q3 2026. maybe start with poison resistance and work my way up to see invisible
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there is now Archipelago support for Lovense sex toys. so when you get a major item in e.g. Super Metroid you get your shit stimulated github.com/Samupo/Loven...
LovenseAP v1.0.0 — Initial Release
LovenseAP connects Lovense devices to Archipelago and turns received items and checked locations into configurable vibration patterns.

Key Features
Connects Lovense devices directly to Archipelago
Converts received items into configurable vibration patterns
Includes multiple intensity profiles
Supports custom profiles through editable JSON files

Download the latest release:
https://github.com/Samupo/LovenseAP/releases/latest

Source code and setup instructions:
https://github.com/Samupo/LovenseAP
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a decade I've regarded this as probably the best non-"content" video on youtube. and today I found out it was funded and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4o...
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The Jon Brion Show - Feat. Elliott Smith / Brad Mehldau ('00)
YouTube video by AlRosePromotions
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There should be a button next to the like button that just says "what?". I think this would be of use to both normal people seeing out-of-pocket posts and to perpetually confused What's Hot scrollers.
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
also speaking of Genesis music i will never get over finding what i can only describe as a trap beat in the Phantasy Star 2 OST www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikhh...
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Secret Ways - Phantasy Star II Music Extended HD
YouTube video by CallMeSugarMilk
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tuffghost 👻 @pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.fart.piss.cool · 30/09/2023
some of you gotta stop worrying about your Last FM and start worrying about not being the Last MF in your family line
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I took an arrangement class in college and while turning in an assignment asked the prof if I had made it too dissonant. He replied "Daniel, the 20th century happened." I think that's pretty good advice to keep in mind if you're worried that you're making your art too weird.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think a lot of manosphere guys are cynically telling insecure misogynists what they want to hear. But Andrew Tate really does seem to believe in and live those values; which is why he's a rapist and human trafficker.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey there, I'm a European guy making an interesting-sounding youtube video for an English-speaking audience. I like to have a little fun 😉😜 so I put in annoying jokes that don't land every 5 seconds. Enjoy!
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the Philadelphia Century begins now
white guy in a pool recreating the LeBron "smiling through it all" photo
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
everyone who wants to drive a car should have to undergo a yearly mandatory psychiatric evaluation
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All the white people on the bus in West Philly (myself included) got off at the same station and then walked in the same direction... to the Death Cab show. It must have looked like our microchips activated.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
(Yes – Owner of a Lonely Heart voice) diarrhea parasite
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Album cover of a woman in cowboy boots sitting against a fence and playing guitar. Text: Taxidermist's Daughter.
Gwendolyn McGreat
Features:
"Harvest Allure."Back cover of the album. A song list reads, Roll in the Hay,
Knockin' Cowboy Boots,
The Sexual Cowboy,
My First Rodeo (Braiden's Song),
The Sexual Farmer,
Harvest Allure,
Double Studs (Braiden and Connar's Song),
Six Boots at My Bedside,
Not Enough Eggs,
It Takes Three to Line Dance,
Gossip Mill,
(God Wants Me to Have) Two Country Husbands.

(money for nothin, grits for three)
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026
In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(exercising all my knowledge of my hair texture, length, and desires to formulate the perfect lookbook search query:) gay hair
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my shallowest belief is that, for some people, figuring out what to do with their hair would solve like half the problems in their life
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
humanity is doomed. the only thing that can save us is the electric guitar
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
How come Japanese people- [Warning: the proceeding statement sounds like it may be defamatory to some people. Are you sure you want to continue?] I'm sure. (reCaptcha: which of the following bears are dressed for the Hamptons?) ...think a bubble comes out of your nose when you sleep?
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/06/2026
They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears
A warning placard on a door, with a graphic depicting a hand being crushed between gears 
“CAUTION
WATCH YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR HANDS”
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i'm trying to get the RetroAchievements in this. just unlocked 60 Second Stream
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this Strong Bad email is speaking directly to the Backrooms director
screenshot from Strong Bad Email #164: Looking Old. image shows a marketing meeting whiteboard with an illustration of Strong Bad on a skateboard and a young man on rollerblades. Strong Bad is saying "Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube."
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 19/06/2026
RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below.
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
0 times. You think I won't put up with a shitty UI to save money? I've been using GIMP for 20 years!
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
alternate version of Wristcutters: A Love Story where after the guy cleans his apartment he realizes that having a dirty apartment was what was making him suicidally depressed
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I was looking good yesterday. Happy Pride
person in a black dress with peach and purple flowers, with a nose ring and choker
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I bought an extremely common mic (Shure SM57) off fb marketplace yesterday and the seller, a genial man in his 60s, unprompted gave me an extremely introductory lesson on microphones. "you can record lots of instruments with this. just point it at the instrument" thanks man I'll be sure to try that
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Dave Gruel @enterim.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
always nice to see good (the northeast) triumph over evil (texas)
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