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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)

@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
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Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.

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SBS Recommender @sbsrecommender.bsky.social · 1h
A collection of Jacques Tati films streams on Beamafilm - free with a lot of Australian public library memberships beamafilm.com/watch/playtime
Jacques Tati films, Mr Hulot’s holiday, Playtime, Mon Oncle, Traffic & Parade are available on Beamafilm
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 1h
Fucking finally. Tokyopop tried this back in 2005 or so, & they famously only did the 1st volume, cancelled at the 2nd, & the one volume they DID publish they swapped around the chapter order because they didn't like how it read. God damn that felt like yesterday. Time flies.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 19h
We kept telling them they live in a fantasy techbro bubble. Dunce hats for all these emotionally stunted anti human wastes of space. Especially this alleged rapist. futurism.com/future-socie...
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AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure in Leaked Documents
It turns out that AI demand is significantly lower than expected, as OpenAI shaves $20 billion off its revenue expectations for 2026.
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Viga @viga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't think for a second they wont do more public executions. Don't think for a second they will stop at prisoners. Don't think for a second that they wont see you as a target.
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
US live streaming firing squad executions @theageaustralia.bsky.social www.theage.com.au/world/north-...
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching Mad Max 2 and WHY has this one guy got his ass out the WHOLE time??? Mans spending the apocalypse besieging an oil plant in assless chaps. I have questions. Such as: WHERE in the outback was the sex store they all raided for their outfits???
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my favorite bits of prose from Discworld is from Reaper Man, where "The sky flickered like a bad special effect from a time travel movie."
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the trick to finally writing again is getting over yourself and allowing yourself to read authors you know are better than you.
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dont often blow my own trumpet but I feel I must announce it anyway, I dont often feel this accomplished 😅 I have officially popped one of the most fabled of millennial nerd achievements (parent edition): My 13 year old son was SHOCKED BY THE TWIST IN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Thank you, thank you.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Greedy, heartless landlords drive desperate tenants into poverty, but still try to squeeze them'.
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amie sanchez @amietita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i made a little jo and raissa mini print a couple weeks ago to give to the folks at dreamworks during my last studio visit, maybe i’ll bring it to lightbox? 👀 everyone go watch forgotten island NEYOW, it’s so good!!!!
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In Crikey today, I have a long read on Canberra’s endearment with AI and the dubious promise of data centre riches. While Australia’s creatives are being sold down the river, you don’t need to fire up Claude to spot some cracks in the hype-doom sales pitch ($) www.crikey.com.au/2026/10/08/a...
crikey.com.au
Canberra is 'drinking the Kool-Aid' on AI. Where will it take us?
The Albanese government is treating the promises of AI and data centre investment like a digital mining boom. How does it sit within Labor's broader social project?
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 08/10/2026
We don’t think the case for this has been made. One constant in the global history of policing is that every weapon given to cops, they will eventually use. Therefore, every force escalation requires compelling justification.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For Your Amusement Life: GAME FREAK! GAME FREAK (Yep, that one) started off a life as a hand-printed arcade game tips and strategies zine in the early 80s. 📖: Game Freak Encyclopedia, 1984
A scan of the Encyclopedia issue on Internet Archive (Tiffany Yeatts)  inside page with Game Freak in big calculator text and a drawing of an anime girl with short dark hair sitting on the ground with the tagline. She's wearing a Honey House t-shirt and pants,
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Philip Seymour Hoffman in his dorm room at NYU in the 80’s.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans once again trying to destroy the internet. So nice of them to worry about IP theft though… but only for some. Heavens forbid they make laws about all the bots from ai parasite corps killing websites instead. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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Congress Has Another Site-Blocking Bill, And This One Targets VPNs
Congress is taking another run at site-blocking, a deeply flawed concept that would undermine basic internet infrastructure. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) has introduced the American Copyright Protection A...
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got to the end of Wuthering Heights, lending my copy of the book to a D&D friend who’s big into Limbus Company by Type Moon.
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Nicole Chvastek @nicolechvastek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t... Note to Media: Violent authoritarian threats are not normal. One Nations threat to jail political rivals is a chilling warning about how they intend to corrupt our sacred independent judiciary. Who reported that? No-one. The latest “Truth Lies&Media” is live!⚡️
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Truth, Lies and Media
News Podcast · Updated Weekly · Broadcast journalist Nicole Chvastek and Australia's pre-eminent journalism ethics expert Denis Muller seek out the media industry's good, bad and ugly, taking you behi...
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not target still using the apology tour branding 😬
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cursed Cover Idea: Hellfire from Disney’s Hunchback but it’s done in the style of Scott Stapp from Creed
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Disabled people deserve healthcare, housing, food and support. They deserve accommodations. They don’t deserve to be treated as “less than” because they can’t work. No one’s worth should be tied to productivity. Only the top 1% benefits from a system that leaves “non productive” people behind.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
antipsychotics really do just make you not psychotic that's crazy bro
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m almost finished reading Wuthering Heights and I’m convinced Kate Bush understood its eldritch gothic source material way better than most of its adaptations.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having discovered that “Chevy Chase” in Wuthering Heights is actually referring to “The Ballad of Chevy Chase” from English poetry instead of the actor, I will not accept any inevitable hit piece biopic of Cornelius Crane Chase unless it has that specific title. What a ballad it could be!
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
30 years ago today, ‘Hey Arnold!’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you may have noticed that animation has never been more in-demand & in the zeitgeist and yet, seemingly, never have media conglomerates been less willing to produce it. you may also notice these guys get multimillion dollar severance packages after they gut a studio. there is probably no connection
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is one of the reasons they've bet the entire world's farm on this tech The only way to get away with stealing from everyone is if everyone becomes too reliant on you to sue your ass into oblivion
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/10/2026
even though the room was properly air-conditioned.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
print ad (1987) archive.org/details/your...
a place that sells programs/games for various systems via mail.
text:
(styled graphical header font): wizard of the north

...through the purple mists of time, out of the ancient
land called founderness... come the wizard bringing
gifts and spells and magicke lights to delight your eyes.
mercurial (speedy) supply of software & accessories: order it now!
(this part is a little graphical with a starry robed, pointy hatted wizard on the right, waving his wand at system names & peripherals in rectangles on the left)
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spectrum
atari
apple
electron
ibm
commodore
bbc
amstrad
business software
books
joysticks
educational software

more regular caps text font:
25% off all progs at £5.95 & above!
to order deduct 25% from r.r.p. of prog (s) required & send cheque/p.0. to:wizard of the north, thimble hall scorton,nr preston,lancs. pr3 1ay. or send s.a.e. for catalogue and details of free programs please tell the wizard your name, full address & computer make & model also state whether you need tape,rom or disk (if disk, give size etc) prices inclusive for uk orders. add £1 for europe and £1.50 elsewhere
or phone (0524) 791266 for prices now
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Richard Morecroft and his comedic chops on The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) - Season 3 Episode 1, and Season 3 Episode 5. I've spliced them together. Worth the watch.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 06/10/2026
Leiji Matsumoto's Space Battleship Yamato, one of the most influential anime series ever, started 52 years ago today. "In the year 2199, the space battleship Yamato embarks on a voyage to the planet Iscandar, to retrieve a device that will rejuvenate a war-ravaged Earth."
Space Battleship Yamato
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening to Creed on cassette with a boombox is a profound experience, the tape is from 2001.
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Michael Bell @disirregardless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How a conga-line of Prime Ministers for Sydney worshiped at the altar of this deeply unappealing and obvious creep is a mystery to the rest of Australia.
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SBS Recommender @sbsrecommender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From Iran, Abbas Kiarostami’s very highly acclaimed Close-Up (1990) is streaming now on SBS On Demand www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
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Watch Close-Up
Watch Close-Up for free with SBS On Demand, your ultimate destination for diverse entertainment. Stream now!
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
in horrific circumstances. Can you start immediately?
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A boy in a frog t-shirt points at a woman. The caption reads "You think this is some game? Sadness literally surrounds you." From the anime Dokonjō Gaeru.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Sociopath elitist tech fascists who think they’re creating God and believe democracy is the enemy want us to finance our own demise to let them take over the world. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
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Gekko @gekko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gina the Unelected Billionaire, the puppeteer behind One Nation, the primary bank account underpinning One Nation - clearing office space for Pauline Gina - you didn't even attend the One Nation launch in Victoria! You've never stood for election You just buy people
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I almost missed the news that Jim Bakker died because nobody posted the Welcome To Hell, Motherfucker clip. So here it is: youtu.be/7Gr0pKI-eeg?...
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Keith David - "Welcome to HELL!"
YouTube video by VolrathB
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a dream where someone stole Donald Trump’s Apple Watch and I could see a timer running out in red numbers on it when I examined it. I cannot say for sure if this dream is prophecy or wishful thinking.
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The 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this day in 1974, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells went to No.1 for the first time on the UK album chart, 15 months after being released (partly because part of it featured in the film The Exorcist). It went on to sell over 10 million copies worldwide. #TubularBells #MikeOldfield
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Bernadette @insolentpheasant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
J. Todd Anderson, a frequent collaborator of Joel and Ethan Coen who storyboarded films such as Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, and Fargo, has died at 67 after a battle with cancer.
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Coen Brothers’ Longtime Collaborator Dies at 67
The veteran storyboard artist died after a battle with cancer.
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
abc.net.au
Play School presenter Alister Smart dies aged 90
Australian actor and beloved 27-year Play School presenter Alister Smart has died at his home in East Gippsland, Victoria.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Altman: “the world should accept I’m a shitty person & am going go do shitty things to everyone for money.” Fuck you, Sam Altman, also alleged rapist. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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