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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)

@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
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Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
‘oh my god hiiiii welcome to my axe’
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SBS Recommender @sbsrecommender.bsky.social · 12h
Based on the Japanese ghost stories of Lafcadio Hearn, Masaki Kobayashi’s Kwaidan (1964) also streams in Australia on SBS On Demand www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
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Watch Kwaidan for free with SBS On Demand, your ultimate destination for diverse entertainment. Stream now!
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 19h
If Hanson "seems more and more like the de facto opposition leader", it's because legacy media - glosses over the racism - avoids testing her 'policies' - ignores disinformation that drives her support, and - rarely mentions PHON's #FarRight links. In short; keeps giving her an easy ride. #auspol
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 18h
It’s overseas, Dead Kids is Australian. The Mouse probably didn’t care or notice, just like they ceded theme park territory to Warner Bros Movie World in Queensland with no competition.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 23h
It really does make you that much dumber & weaker willed, with just a tiny usage. This stuff is cancer to our brains. news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 10/10/2026
You tell 'em, disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula!
A disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula, from his introduction to Go Nagai's Scary Zone (1989).

He is saying, "In this world, there are people who've seen UFOs and ghosts."
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tandigi @tandigi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brilliant comment from the petition. 👏👏👏
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trfangirlforever.bsky.social @trfangirlforever.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wanted to take this time to share my appreciation for the great Maddie Blaustein, yesterday was her Birthday and she would've turned 66. If you didn't know, Maddie Blaustein was a intersex trans voice actress and she's best remembered as the voice of Meowth In Pokémon. (4Kids) 🏳️‍⚧️🧵 #maddieblaustein
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Half A Goon and Half A God @discoursestu.marvelousdeath.com · 09/10/2026
It's funny sometimes how a book or movie can be inadvertently, obliquely important to videogame history. The canonical first real time strategy game was Dune II. Resident Evil comes out of a game tie in to a half forgotten Kiyoshi Kurosawa TV movie.
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SBS Recommender @sbsrecommender.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A collection of Jacques Tati films streams on Beamafilm - free with a lot of Australian public library memberships beamafilm.com/watch/playtime
Jacques Tati films, Mr Hulot’s holiday, Playtime, Mon Oncle, Traffic & Parade are available on Beamafilm
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fucking finally. Tokyopop tried this back in 2005 or so, & they famously only did the 1st volume, cancelled at the 2nd, & the one volume they DID publish they swapped around the chapter order because they didn't like how it read. God damn that felt like yesterday. Time flies.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We kept telling them they live in a fantasy techbro bubble. Dunce hats for all these emotionally stunted anti human wastes of space. Especially this alleged rapist. futurism.com/future-socie...
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AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure in Leaked Documents
It turns out that AI demand is significantly lower than expected, as OpenAI shaves $20 billion off its revenue expectations for 2026.
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Viga @viga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't think for a second they wont do more public executions. Don't think for a second they will stop at prisoners. Don't think for a second that they wont see you as a target.
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
US live streaming firing squad executions @theageaustralia.bsky.social www.theage.com.au/world/north-...
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching Mad Max 2 and WHY has this one guy got his ass out the WHOLE time??? Mans spending the apocalypse besieging an oil plant in assless chaps. I have questions. Such as: WHERE in the outback was the sex store they all raided for their outfits???
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my favorite bits of prose from Discworld is from Reaper Man, where "The sky flickered like a bad special effect from a time travel movie."
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the trick to finally writing again is getting over yourself and allowing yourself to read authors you know are better than you.
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dont often blow my own trumpet but I feel I must announce it anyway, I dont often feel this accomplished 😅 I have officially popped one of the most fabled of millennial nerd achievements (parent edition): My 13 year old son was SHOCKED BY THE TWIST IN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Thank you, thank you.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Greedy, heartless landlords drive desperate tenants into poverty, but still try to squeeze them'.
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amie sanchez @amietita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i made a little jo and raissa mini print a couple weeks ago to give to the folks at dreamworks during my last studio visit, maybe i’ll bring it to lightbox? 👀 everyone go watch forgotten island NEYOW, it’s so good!!!!
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In Crikey today, I have a long read on Canberra’s endearment with AI and the dubious promise of data centre riches. While Australia’s creatives are being sold down the river, you don’t need to fire up Claude to spot some cracks in the hype-doom sales pitch ($) www.crikey.com.au/2026/10/08/a...
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Canberra is 'drinking the Kool-Aid' on AI. Where will it take us?
The Albanese government is treating the promises of AI and data centre investment like a digital mining boom. How does it sit within Labor's broader social project?
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 08/10/2026
We don’t think the case for this has been made. One constant in the global history of policing is that every weapon given to cops, they will eventually use. Therefore, every force escalation requires compelling justification.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For Your Amusement Life: GAME FREAK! GAME FREAK (Yep, that one) started off a life as a hand-printed arcade game tips and strategies zine in the early 80s. 📖: Game Freak Encyclopedia, 1984
A scan of the Encyclopedia issue on Internet Archive (Tiffany Yeatts)  inside page with Game Freak in big calculator text and a drawing of an anime girl with short dark hair sitting on the ground with the tagline. She's wearing a Honey House t-shirt and pants,
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Philip Seymour Hoffman in his dorm room at NYU in the 80’s.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans once again trying to destroy the internet. So nice of them to worry about IP theft though… but only for some. Heavens forbid they make laws about all the bots from ai parasite corps killing websites instead. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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Congress Has Another Site-Blocking Bill, And This One Targets VPNs
Congress is taking another run at site-blocking, a deeply flawed concept that would undermine basic internet infrastructure. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) has introduced the American Copyright Protection A...
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I came out as a non-binary he/they, such thoughts came to mind before I did, but then I realised the breasts I got from medication side effects weren’t as dysphoric as they would be for most men.
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Profoundly un-Taoist concept.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really liked the ending to Wuthering Heights, it stuck the landing and remembered it was a ghost story about manic obsession.
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got to the end of Wuthering Heights, lending my copy of the book to a D&D friend who’s big into Limbus Company by Type Moon.
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Nicole Chvastek @nicolechvastek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t... Note to Media: Violent authoritarian threats are not normal. One Nations threat to jail political rivals is a chilling warning about how they intend to corrupt our sacred independent judiciary. Who reported that? No-one. The latest “Truth Lies&Media” is live!⚡️
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Truth, Lies and Media
News Podcast · Updated Weekly · Broadcast journalist Nicole Chvastek and Australia's pre-eminent journalism ethics expert Denis Muller seek out the media industry's good, bad and ugly, taking you behi...
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not target still using the apology tour branding 😬
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cursed Cover Idea: Hellfire from Disney’s Hunchback but it’s done in the style of Scott Stapp from Creed
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Disabled people deserve healthcare, housing, food and support. They deserve accommodations. They don’t deserve to be treated as “less than” because they can’t work. No one’s worth should be tied to productivity. Only the top 1% benefits from a system that leaves “non productive” people behind.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
antipsychotics really do just make you not psychotic that's crazy bro
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m almost finished reading Wuthering Heights and I’m convinced Kate Bush understood its eldritch gothic source material way better than most of its adaptations.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having discovered that “Chevy Chase” in Wuthering Heights is actually referring to “The Ballad of Chevy Chase” from English poetry instead of the actor, I will not accept any inevitable hit piece biopic of Cornelius Crane Chase unless it has that specific title. What a ballad it could be!
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
30 years ago today, ‘Hey Arnold!’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you may have noticed that animation has never been more in-demand & in the zeitgeist and yet, seemingly, never have media conglomerates been less willing to produce it. you may also notice these guys get multimillion dollar severance packages after they gut a studio. there is probably no connection
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is one of the reasons they've bet the entire world's farm on this tech The only way to get away with stealing from everyone is if everyone becomes too reliant on you to sue your ass into oblivion
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/10/2026
even though the room was properly air-conditioned.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
print ad (1987) archive.org/details/your...
a place that sells programs/games for various systems via mail.
text:
(styled graphical header font): wizard of the north

...through the purple mists of time, out of the ancient
land called founderness... come the wizard bringing
gifts and spells and magicke lights to delight your eyes.
mercurial (speedy) supply of software & accessories: order it now!
(this part is a little graphical with a starry robed, pointy hatted wizard on the right, waving his wand at system names & peripherals in rectangles on the left)
ql
spectrum
atari
apple
electron
ibm
commodore
bbc
amstrad
business software
books
joysticks
educational software

more regular caps text font:
25% off all progs at £5.95 & above!
to order deduct 25% from r.r.p. of prog (s) required & send cheque/p.0. to:wizard of the north, thimble hall scorton,nr preston,lancs. pr3 1ay. or send s.a.e. for catalogue and details of free programs please tell the wizard your name, full address & computer make & model also state whether you need tape,rom or disk (if disk, give size etc) prices inclusive for uk orders. add £1 for europe and £1.50 elsewhere
or phone (0524) 791266 for prices now
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Richard Morecroft and his comedic chops on The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) - Season 3 Episode 1, and Season 3 Episode 5. I've spliced them together. Worth the watch.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 06/10/2026
Leiji Matsumoto's Space Battleship Yamato, one of the most influential anime series ever, started 52 years ago today. "In the year 2199, the space battleship Yamato embarks on a voyage to the planet Iscandar, to retrieve a device that will rejuvenate a war-ravaged Earth."
Space Battleship Yamato
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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders) @jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening to Creed on cassette with a boombox is a profound experience, the tape is from 2001.
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