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porkchop / handler alice

@ryonahole.bsky.social
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she/her, 31, seattle 🦇⚰️ vampiric maid pig thing type creature trying her best sometimes just posts her stream of consciousness game dev/author revospring.net/@ryonahole fansly.com/ryonahole

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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 32m
one day i'm going to stop being a goth girl and i'm just going to Embrace It and Become My Mother. i'm going to be the blonde white lady at the farmers market with my turquoise and my shitty little hippie purse or whatever. does anyone have the image.
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NOODLE 🍜 @noodlenood.bsky.social · 44m
wot velina doin behind there 🤨 [MORE ALTS ON PATREON 👇] patreon.com/noodlenood #zzz #art
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 43m
Sometimes I worry about being insane. Then I remember insane girls are hot and fuck good. So maybe it's not so bad.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 51m
So, you may have seen me Going Through It the last few days. Or weeks? Here's the rundown. I'm plural in a sense and basically do have two main personality modes i oscillate between: the cold, self-indulgent, one-track-mind "handler alice" side, and the very eager, constantly fawning "porkchop" side
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 53m
it really is like this (holding my cheek in my palm and sighing dreamily)
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 57m
The evil within me grows...
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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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I ❤️ bush @milkofthistle.bsky.social · 6h
Proving her loyalty #nsfwart #originalcharacter #yuri
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 17/06/2026
ohhh my god your gender is unknowable? you identify as a problem? you're a goblin cryptid eldritch being? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite judith butler?
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 9h
LEGEND OF YURI #Zelink #TLOZ #yuri #t4t #KabanArt #NSFWart
Linkle half naked as Zelda just finished jerking her off.

"Thank you, Linkle. I had a feeling you were getting close."
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 02/10/2026
Hey. We saw you from across the sacrificial altar and we really dig your vibe.
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.ex//weis @neuroknives.com · 26/09/2026
#art #digitalart #artsky #ocsky #succubusOC #cyberpunk
portrait drawing of my character Eris Akiyama. She's smoking and looking at the reader. There are text bubbles that say, "Tell me how you wanna die, baby." and "I can make it happen." Both of which are accented with little hearts, so, you know, she's being flirty even though she's going to kill you.
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Cosmopolitan Instant-Loss @deathcabfordolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if auntie learns the easiest way to make me behave is to put a pacifier in my mouth, it's over
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Cosmopolitan Instant-Loss @deathcabfordolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wanna get fingerblasted by auntie.....
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i tried my best and so did you. it's okay.
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grandma birthday gift
a knight with prosthetics made of silver angels in the middle of the congregation she fed with her own body
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bluu @blupixl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vampire sugar
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big fan of "lunch" so I decided to try it again.
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Kuroi Kamome ✦ @kuroikamome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Emergency cleaning service.
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Heard This Woman's Tale Of Woe And Couldn't Stop Cumming!? (JAV title)
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning. I am Normal again.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes you take an edible and nothing really happens. Sometimes you take an edible and nine hours later you still feel like you're about to clip through the furniture. - Karl Marx
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about being her for halloween...i even have a coat like that already...
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's starting to finally come together...happy it looks this nice after just one month of completely starting over...I didn't even have a bed when I moved in!
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neunzehn @19ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
paperback instruction manual cover illustration, only a few of them were shipped during the original run, and fewer still survive today
in another life i wanted to be a mecha artistmight not be too late who knows
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching my wife limp around the kitchen with shaky hands and her white shirt completely soaked through with the cocktail she fucked up and got poured down her throat She made it better the second time! Such a good girl!!
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cock slaps,, #nsfwart (cw violence just to be safe)
Two-panel drawing of a person getting consensually dick-slapped like a punch in the face, and then begging for more. Text: "SMACK!" "A-again."
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Ember Losvaize, First Priestess 📿 @emberlosvaize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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feral spidde @feralspidde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have been reading #warhound by @kallidorarho.bsky.social and I was so inspired by the wonderful brutality of this scene between Leinth and Sartha...
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think maybe my calling is punching puppygirls in the tummy outside the club. They sure seem to like it!
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sweeties is a mammal closely related to cats despite looking like a piggy pig
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
darjk soul
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very, very funny seeing thin people react to new weight-control medications by saying "this new drug is so powerful it might lead to a stigma against being fat in the future" damn. that'd be crazy if it happened, in the future,
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Prog @ Comms @progares.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hilda Tuesday
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Washroom" Painting study
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the wretched handler has allowed herself some long desired treats
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did one of those skircle things and was filled with immense shame looking on it because it basically slapped me in the face with a sign that said "you are a reply girl". i will be changing my posting habits!!!!!!
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topaz 💎 @topaz.sex · 29/09/2026
conversing with yourself
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arugi @arugiblues.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
getting fed up with these random encounters
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why do you need a refrigerator in your room? you order doordash every day. are you going to put leftovers in there?
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🥩SLITHER🫁 @slitherbop.com · 29/09/2026
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Vivian Burning 🏳️‍⚧️/🐉/😇🪽 @vivianburning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess who didn't make me breakfast this morning? Cold showers in full clothes are my favorite punishment. Knowing that as soon as I get home it's going to be shoved in there and kneel on the hard tile until its knees are bloody and I'm satisfied. Still smiles on command.
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Tallyho! 🔞 (Comms: Waitlist!) @tallyhoe221.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What have we here...? #Comm ‼️
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having to use the restroom is easily my least favorite part of the human condition. I have to go to a separate room and partially undress myself and expel fluid from my body? Because I drink water, which is required for life sustaining functions? Multiple times a day? Horrible!!!
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Silly-Go-Round @pinnedandpenned.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
you fool!!! I, and my evil council of multiple medications I take for mental health have already taken dominion over every single spoon in the house, next we lay siege onto the mugs,,,
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meme with Shadow the Hedgehog holding a gun, and text:
Don't DM me on some "Are you OK" shit
Obviously not but we move
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would feel so fucking good to violate a girl at gunpoint and pull the trigger right at the peak of her orgasm Let the last feeling her grey matter processes before it's splattered across the wall be her own body betraying her
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