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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14h
classic case to employ the bolton defense
No way. Why should I change?
He's the one who sucks.
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Larry Granillo @larrygranillo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
ALT: Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.
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BATFiNK @batfink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
keep woke 1 out of your mouth m.youtube.com/watch?v=myjE...
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Watch the uncensored moment Will Smith smacks Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars, drops F-bomb
YouTube video by Guardian News
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Brigid Alverson @brigidalverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In this Western Massachusetts town, it was a tradition: plate of gluten-free toast, big glass of soy milk, then over to the old lesbian bar for a little N95 time. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, the price of gasoline is rising on a daily basis. But the prices of $TRUMP and $MELANIA cryptocurrencies are down 97% from their peaks. Inflation is a matter of perspective.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jed York's behavior has no place in the NFL. by Robert Kraft
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this
Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ken Paxton stole a $1,000 pen the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Durbin most of all.
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jaberwocky78.bsky.social @jaberwocky78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Until Nia Vardalos weighs in on the casting for The Odyssey, everyone else can just shut the hell up.
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jaberwocky78.bsky.social @jaberwocky78.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jarren Duran is hitting under .200 this month AND leads the Red Sox in RBI for the month. Baseball is chaos.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lol
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scott Jennings spoke to Lindsey Graham this morning for 20 minutes. Says he's never felt better.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham stealing Mitch McConnell thunder is craaaazy
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Most career pitching strikeouts among players to hit 300+ home runs: Shohei Ohtani: 765 (300 HR) Babe Ruth: 501 (714) Jimmie Foxx: 11 (534) Dave Kingman: 4 (442) Rocky Colavito: 2 (374) Ted Williams: 1 (521) Gary Gaetti: 1 (360) Anthony Rizzo: 1 (303)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this dynamic described by jenny racicot is, as i understand it, very common among progressive women in maine. they’ve been put in an impossible position and feel like they’re tanking platner’s campaign when in reality he did that on his own by being a violent and reckless person.
“One of the reasons I didn’t come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person,” she said. “I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person.”
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
it’s one red card suspension how much could it cost
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Less than a week into Trump’s peace treaty, Iran has re-closed the Strait of Hormuz. But the Vibes of Hormuz remain wide open.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 10/06/2026
the main thing the trailer made me feel is that yes, Bill Burr should follow Mark Zuckerberg around and yell at him
youtube.com
THE SOCIAL RECKONING – Official Teaser Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
what did blue origin know about the clintons
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They should do that Jubilee show with the Pope. Like "1 Pope vs 20 Conservatives Catholics Who Just Converted."
A screenshot of the Jubilee YouTube show, where some famous person debates 20 idiots.
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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wow I hadn’t realized how much DraftKings was doing for our veterans, thanks DraftKings, I guess you are a societal good.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is incredible.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
turns out it was a bit of a whoopsie to focus on low level j6 rioters rather than throwing the ring leaders in jail immediately and tossing the keys. oh well, better luck next time!
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/05/2026
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m in a long running feud with the Republican president after he kicked me out of my DOGE role. But a Hollywood director cast a black as Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless. by Elon Musk
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To watch all the NFL games next year you'll need: CBS FOX NBC Peacock ESPN Amazon Prime Netflix Hulu Paramount Plus AppleTV Minus Disney ExactlyTheSame The Rice-a-Roni app LG Model 3120G Washer/Dryer with CleanSwish™ Tumble-Pro Technology 2000mg of LSD that allows you to access The Phantasma Realm
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Tesla stock surges on news that Tesla has lost more market share in both China and the US.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pope Leo is no angel.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🎶 Where in the world is
Player page for TYLER SAMANIEGO
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The U.S. will emerge from this period diminished as a world power, absent the alliances that once made us dominant. That’s good. Because we are not a serious people. A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted. And won’t be.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We wanted to know how everyday Judean people felt about the crucifixion of Jesus. So we talked to three Roman soldiers at a taberna in Gadara.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Experts are dubious"
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pete Hegseth’s press conferences seem a lot more normal if you imagine him dressed up like Klingon. Case in point
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Pvnk'd @cynickal.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuclear suicide vest is a good guy with a nuclear suicide vest!
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Walter S. Obchakeit @deathmetalpedals.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Ezra Klein joke will never not be funny. It’s amazing how adaptable it is
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Donald Trump is celebrating Robert Mueller's death the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I dunno this seems pretty progressive to me, all the kids are doing it from what I hear (Aide whispering in my ear: "Sir, Polymarket isn't a dating app for people in open relationships")
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