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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 40m

So beautiful! Good morning! 🩷

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 22h

I had work dreams involving Bart Ehrman and cats last night.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 22h

Got my stitches removed this morning, then went for my Covid and flu shots. Working until 6 (earlier if I can manage it) and then I think I’mma treat myself to an El Diablo burrito and fart myself to sleep tonight!

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here’s the thing, men who are quick to say “not all men” or “there are bad women too” are the same men who are just as quick to say absofuckinglutely nothing when another man is perpetuating rape culture around them. Do better, men!

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Forgot to put my retainers in before I crawled into bed. My teeth are sleeping unrestrained tonight!

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Butt-plug, adipa dopa butt-plug, deede doppa butt-plug, a doopapoopa dooo, whooa yeah I love Hanson

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

some guy: we need bipartisanship me (nodding): bisexual partisanship

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The woman I spoke to at American Airlines last night to book Brent’s flight, was named Melissa. I realize it’s a coincidence. But it made me feel good.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not gonna lie - Mint Mobile phone service is okay. It isn’t great, but it’s mostly good enough. My service with T-Mobile was, admittedly, better. But I love paying for 3 months of Mint, what I used to pay for a single month of T-Mobile. So much better.

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

when life gives you lemons, stuff em up in your butthole, then push em out in the interview while you sip your iced coffee

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I saw a vampire doing ballet His name was Nosferatutu

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Either my alarm didn’t go off this morning, or I turned it off and fell right back to sleep. Either way, I’m gonna be late for work. Oops 😬

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

anyone here know why my freezer, when set to 0 some ice was melting and solidifying together, I set it to -3 and now it's much worse?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last year, my birthday cake said "Do it Lady!" And this year I am hoping for this

A design from @aryas_cakes on TikTok that says 'yeah i'm SAD, Secretly A Duck'

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In less than 2 months, my west coast boy’s gonna be an east coast boy 🥰

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It turns out I was wrong. The rude customer said "thank you" to me today, and he didn't die. Ugh. Better luck next time, I suppose.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Accidentally dropped my swear jar and like 900 "Motherfuckers" escaped.

fbombsandbooze.com

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the actual gameplay of Record of Radiance, so far. All of this is 1) outdated by like two years, and I've not made a newer clip. 2) subject to change or outright merciless deletion, and 3) pretty dumb. It's dark on purpose. Text/UI is resizable. #gamedev #dungeoncrawler #DRPG

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A cartoon of Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall and he is saying "people say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty, do you believe that ducky". And ducky is saying quack. Ducky is sitting right next to him on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a big red bow tie

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Law & Order: Iced Coffee Unit

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the music (so far) for my game, Record of Radiance, is now on #bandcamp if anyone wants to listen. #vgm memoriesoftheghost.bandcamp.com/album/record...

memoriesoftheghost.bandcamp.com

Record of Radiance - Trials of the Dark Labyrinth, by Memories of the Ghost

14 track album

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This would be a much more clever skeet, if I was a totally different person.

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the pet peeve phrase for me is this "make it exist first, make it better later" no shit. That's the process since the beginning of time. What else do you expect happens? Mona Lisa is shat out of the sky?

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

…and, as if to balance the universe, a customer just tipped us $5 because he liked the song that was playing while he waited for his drink.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have a customer who I’m pretty sure is convinced that if he says “thank you”, he’ll die.

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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 26/09/2026

i flip burgers, not tragedies

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Coastal flood warning and high wind advisory. So of course everyone in the Wilmington Metro area decided to come get coffee.

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Cartoon Beardy @cartoonbeardy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Morning all.

A meme with four paintings of Otto Von Bismark with the caption “Four photos of Jennifer Lawrence that will make you say "Wait that's not Jennifer Lawrence, that s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule"”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ll put you in my MySpace top 8 if you play with my hair

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Silly question, but where does one buy shoelaces these days? Preferably interesting ones.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

mutual masturbation and crafts

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

just learned that alt text needs to end with a period. if it does not, the screen reader will not pause after the sentence, which ya know, makes a lot of sense.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nothing says “please munch my butt” like a man with Dude Wipes in his bathroom.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why yes, I did take the opportunity to put gas in my car while out on a bank run for work. If I have to use my fuel to run their errands, they can afford to pay me for the 5 minutes it takes to fill the tank.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Took a painkiller because I’m having kidney stone pain, and I realize that loopy me is just mushy me. I get a bit silly and all I can think about is snuggling and kissing my fella in a cute a wholesome way. TIME MUST MOVE A LITTLE FASTER PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you take Ambien for sleep (which I do) you are often visited by the Ambien walrus, who may hide your car keys, or make you eat snacks, or add things to your online shopping carts. In 2023 he inspired me to write and sing him a love song.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am generally against both prisons & capital punishment but I would gladly man the electric chair in the dungeon where the people who made this magazine belong

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe today’s the day this headache finally lets up.

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you have a pumpkin spice latte, I have a pumpkin spice lady. we are not the same.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing quite like showing up half an hour early to an event you didn’t even want to go to in the first place.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

After months of it being out of stock every time I tried to buy it, I finally managed to get the Zero Sugar Birthday Cake coffee creamer. HOLY SHIT IT IS SO EVIL AND I LOVE IT. So very worth the wait.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It should be a crime to advertise a “fun size” Twix and for it to be anything less than 3x the original size.

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