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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch

@izzyamar.bsky.social
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she/her Photographer, barista, tattooed lady, former NY’er, living the dream in Delaware. Yes, Delaware. Mac user, lover of bees, and mother to Gato. I’m an unapologetic tea obsessive and old school nerd. AI sucks. My heart @mrghostradio.bsky.social

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 52m
Got up, fed and medicated both Gato and myself, and now back in bed with a cup of tea. I plan on staying here all day.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 1h
😞
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14h
It literally happens every year, right about this time. And yet, every year, right about this time, I’m caught off guard and annoyed by it lol
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14h
Ooh, you went expert mode!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14h
You sure? All the cool kids* are doing it. *tired, middle-aged dorks
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14h
Toe cramps are all the rage. Y’all should try ‘em.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 15h
You gotta stop scaring ppl like that!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 17h
Bath water so hot it’s like I’m making me soup.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 18h
Typos can sick my duck
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A rainy day in Delaware. Would rather be home, snuggling under the covers, but so far work has been pretty good so I’m not complaining.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: I’m feeling kinda horse today. Wife: Have you tried lozenges? Me: NEIGGGGGGGH Wife: [slams the barn door behind her]
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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a crow in the hand, is worth two in the pumpkin patch
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brain keeps singing: “Pardon me boy I got a trash can full off poo-poo (Gross, gross) No it’s not mine I do believe it is thine…” And the fact that this was inspired by semi-recent events at work is making me question my life choices 😂
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally! Julie just followed me. *block*
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am tired in a way I can barely describe. Like, my cells feel tired. Anyone else just worn the heck out?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it?
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feminize a band name. Barenaked Ladies ….wait a minute…
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to be a shitposter if I grow up.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it
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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Octuber is like either a celebration of potatoes, a hint at worm-hole burrowing aliens coming, or a nod at a festive waterslide company that closed down due to Tim dipping into the company financials too often for his pleasurable company (allegedly).
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ask and ye shall receive, apparently!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta love the righteous indignation my mom displays when she gets called out on shit she knowingly and proudly lied about. *sigh*
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, “indeterminate weeks of horror” has been the general vibe for the last few years…
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I put the duvet cover on by myself so that deserves a standing ovation.
A photo of my made bed. Lots of pillows, stuffed animals, and pink blankets.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fine. I did my own laundry. And I’m in the process of putting clean sheets on the bed. Please clap.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not gonna lie - these are my fantasies, too.
Two glasses of chocolate milk on a table. The text on the image reads: Every man has 2 fantasies. 

Having a glass of chocolate milk. 

Having another glass of chocolate milk.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does someone want to come do my laundry and put clean sheets on my bed? I’m too tired to move.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So beautiful! Good morning! 🩷
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah - it looks good!!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My job involves neither.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had work dreams involving Bart Ehrman and cats last night.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got my stitches removed this morning, then went for my Covid and flu shots. Working until 6 (earlier if I can manage it) and then I think I’mma treat myself to an El Diablo burrito and fart myself to sleep tonight!
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s the thing, men who are quick to say “not all men” or “there are bad women too” are the same men who are just as quick to say absofuckinglutely nothing when another man is perpetuating rape culture around them. Do better, men!
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boooo, hisss.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jack Black Salutes: Yes Sir!
Alt: Jack Black Salutes: Yes Sir!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate to be a buzzkill but I had to get up for a minute so I went and got my retainers. My teeth are now properly confined. 😐
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cheeky Glowing Text
Alt: A black background with sparkly pink stars and hot pink text that says “cheeky”.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re feeling cheeky today 😂
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A journey of 2300 miles begins with a single box. ❤️
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forgot to put my retainers in before I crawled into bed. My teeth are sleeping unrestrained tonight!
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES! Like, I’m not judging and I’m happy if they’re happy, but my brain just can’t process them all skinny lol
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm still not used to skinny Al Roker.
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aww, they’re the good shit, man! You’ll never go back 😊
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now
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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Liquid filled gel caps, all the way.
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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Butt-plug, adipa dopa butt-plug, deede doppa butt-plug, a doopapoopa dooo, whooa yeah I love Hanson
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some guy: we need bipartisanship me (nodding): bisexual partisanship
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