Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 52mGot up, fed and medicated both Gato and myself, and now back in bed with a cup of tea. I plan on staying here all day. 000
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14hIt literally happens every year, right about this time. And yet, every year, right about this time, I’m caught off guard and annoyed by it lol 010
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14hYou sure? All the cool kids* are doing it. *tired, middle-aged dorks 120
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 14hToe cramps are all the rage. Y’all should try ‘em. 230
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 17hBath water so hot it’s like I’m making me soup. 020
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchDave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 18hTypos can sick my duck 2133
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A rainy day in Delaware. Would rather be home, snuggling under the covers, but so far work has been pretty good so I’m not complaining. 010
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant. 68024
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: I’m feeling kinda horse today. Wife: Have you tried lozenges? Me: NEIGGGGGGGH Wife: [slams the barn door behind her] 0189
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a crow in the hand, is worth two in the pumpkin patch 032
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My brain keeps singing: “Pardon me boy I got a trash can full off poo-poo (Gross, gross) No it’s not mine I do believe it is thine…” And the fact that this was inspired by semi-recent events at work is making me question my life choices 😂 131
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finally! Julie just followed me. *block* 110
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am tired in a way I can barely describe. Like, my cells feel tired. Anyone else just worn the heck out? 110
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it? 011526
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchMmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories. 25224
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Feminize a band name. Barenaked Ladies ….wait a minute… 040
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want to be a shitposter if I grow up. 231
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it 619572
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Octuber is like either a celebration of potatoes, a hint at worm-hole burrowing aliens coming, or a nod at a festive waterslide company that closed down due to Tim dipping into the company financials too often for his pleasurable company (allegedly). 021
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ask and ye shall receive, apparently! 110
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gotta love the righteous indignation my mom displays when she gets called out on shit she knowingly and proudly lied about. *sigh* 020
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To be fair, “indeterminate weeks of horror” has been the general vibe for the last few years… 020
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And I put the duvet cover on by myself so that deserves a standing ovation. 010
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fine. I did my own laundry. And I’m in the process of putting clean sheets on the bed. Please clap. 120
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not gonna lie - these are my fantasies, too. 110
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Does someone want to come do my laundry and put clean sheets on my bed? I’m too tired to move. 000
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So beautiful! Good morning! 🩷 11928
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I had work dreams involving Bart Ehrman and cats last night. 110
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got my stitches removed this morning, then went for my Covid and flu shots. Working until 6 (earlier if I can manage it) and then I think I’mma treat myself to an El Diablo burrito and fart myself to sleep tonight! 020
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here’s the thing, men who are quick to say “not all men” or “there are bad women too” are the same men who are just as quick to say absofuckinglutely nothing when another man is perpetuating rape culture around them. Do better, men! 15817
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of NonsuchBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief 05021
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comJack Black Salutes: Yes Sir!Alt: Jack Black Salutes: Yes Sir! 010
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate to be a buzzkill but I had to get up for a minute so I went and got my retainers. My teeth are now properly confined. 😐 120
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comCheeky Glowing TextAlt: A black background with sparkly pink stars and hot pink text that says “cheeky”. 010
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A journey of 2300 miles begins with a single box. ❤️ 031
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Forgot to put my retainers in before I crawled into bed. My teeth are sleeping unrestrained tonight! 131
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026YES! Like, I’m not judging and I’m happy if they’re happy, but my brain just can’t process them all skinny lol 010
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm still not used to skinny Al Roker. 130
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aww, they’re the good shit, man! You’ll never go back 😊 050
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now 911936
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch @izzyamar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Liquid filled gel caps, all the way. 170
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Butt-plug, adipa dopa butt-plug, deede doppa butt-plug, a doopapoopa dooo, whooa yeah I love Hanson 033
Reposted by Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026some guy: we need bipartisanship me (nodding): bisexual partisanship 520635