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Stu Innes

@ixistant.bsky.social
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Scot in Aotearoa. Limp wrist into Pokemon, Video Games, and Human Rights. Do Emergency Medicine for money.

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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,932 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck off with that noise
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Jackson604 @jackson604.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Canucks
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I WAS RIGHT HAHHAHAHA FUCK YEAH BABY
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Musical time! Love a last minute Saturday matinee
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best way to celebrate finishing my exams in Melbourne is to go get some Danish smørrebrød with paired akvavit. It may be 3 shots with lunch but it's Continental™ so that makes it ok right?
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy shit the Ocarina of Time remake looks absolutely gorgeous!
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine what it would be like if Mr Fix It wasn't on the case
Audrey young calling simeon brown health mr fix itPatients in soiled beds24 hour ED waits in WellingtonSecond patient found dead in waikato hospital toilet
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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
gadot one of the few actors that AI might actually be able to elevate
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Catherine O'Hara, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Yayoi Kusama, Sam Neill, Jools Topp, Brenda Fricker, Bonnie Tyler, Anthony Head, and many other icons. It's starting to feel like 2016 all over again.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf
No! No!!

Stanley Bear @stanleygiffiths
Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer steward

(photo of a teddy bear wearing a mask)
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So VisionQuest has Vision, James Spader, Jean-Luc's Romulan spy love interest AND Cptn Shaw from Picard, Stevie from Schitt's Creek, the 2 main guys from The Play That Goes Wrong, and is set in Scotland with what looks to be a Scottish Speed. This has been engineered specifically for me.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
jazzercise implies the existence of jazzysical therapy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
jazz hands imply the existence of jazz wrists and unfortunately, jazz tendonitis
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
my attempt to take over Colombia’s drug cartels by pretending to be a ghost has been thwarted by local youths. I would have gotten away with it if not for those Medellin kids
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From the Onion
Nation Could Have Sworn Jared Leto Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s not just camp, it’s Van de Kamp
Bree Van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives in her signature purple silk blouse.
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Of all the things I expected to hear at the NHL Draft, I think "Take Me to Your Heaven" is near the bottom of that list. There really should be more crossovers between ice hockey and Eurovision though.
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pretty happy with Caleb Malhotra as the Canucks pick. He's too good a player to let pass us by solely because of his Dad. #NHLDraft
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
HELL YEAH COBIE SMULDERS!!! #NHLDraft
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Live footage of Scotland trying to get through as a 3rd place qualifier. "It's just a little airborne, it's still good it's still good!" #WorldCup
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Cartoon Flying Pig Flies High
ALT: Cartoon Flying Pig Flies High
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Florida will have the January 5
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Larry the cat as the grim reaper knocking on a door with a trail of the past 6 UK prime ministers all slain
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Prime Minister has resigned. That means it's time to check your fire alarm battery.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the most stable figure in british politics in the last decade is the man who sets up the lectern the PMs resign from
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A wealth tax?! That's economic lunacy! We must be doing everything in our disposal to please the wealthy! Read Chris Luxon's full statement, exclusive to my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/economic-l...
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just messaged my husband that fuel prices have gone down again today, but given Iran have walked out of negotiations i might refuel today. I hate that we actually have to keep track of this shit.
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Brady Tkachuk would be upset about being called a second fiddle in Florida if he could count that high
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They’re still drinking and dancing, but the Scotland defenders should probably just focus on the game now
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well, shit. #Scotland #WorldCup
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945. He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats.
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New Zealand remain unbeaten at a world cup since 1982 #AllWhites
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not sure if Iran have sent their football or diving teams here.
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What does NZ need to score? Just Wood. #NZ #WorldCup
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Stu Innes @ixistant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why does the recording of the Iranian national anthem sound like it's being played from a Gramophone? #worldcup
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