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Richard Nixon Mask

@ityslenjoyer.bsky.social
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What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!

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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 25/04/2025
WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cyberstuck
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I am not ‘doing a bit’ I am being strummed like a lyre by the universe
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I can’t compete with this
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/04/2025
Tweet from @dril with an edit. Original says:

“Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying”

The edit is that the candles line is crossed out and replaced with “Tariffs: $6 trillion”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Marco Rubio with one of his bosses Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Saudi Arabia.
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/02/2025
I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 16/02/2025
film still #49 the funeral. #severance
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 13/02/2025
When I write my autobiography, there’s going to be an entire chapter about how this post broke me in ways that I still haven’t fully processed. It haunts me like flashes from a nightmare that I just can’t seem to shake…
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 10/02/2025
That tennis superstar lady from Compton crip walking to a song about her ex who can’t keep her name out his mouth during the Super Bowl halftime show really made my whole week.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
Emily Austin
@emilyraustin

We went from kneeling during the National
Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA
Flag colors!
We're so back
8:38 PM • Feb 9, 2025George
@BehizyTweets

A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag,
and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl.
Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay
attention to them again.
8:30 PM • Feb 9, 2025Omar Navarro 
@RealOmarNavarro

FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show
Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag
I LOVE THIS
8:42 PM • Feb 9, 2025 Svishtakrit 
@svishtakrit

We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US
Flag instead of disrespecting during half time...
pardon me if he said something offensive, but the
flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't
pay attention to lyrics...
8:37 PM • Feb 9, 2025
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/02/2025
Wish i posted nudes on here bc the caption “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably D major” would slap
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Halftime worst ads power ranking: Hon mention: Eyebrows 3. Flying Moustache 2. Seal as a seal 1. Tongue
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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
if i send you this im about to commit murder
Kendrick Lamar in the halftime show smirking during they not like us as he said HEY DRAKE
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
LMAO KENDRICK
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Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
lmao the "say DRAKE" directly into the camera 🤌🏻
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 10/02/2025
Tim Robinson saying “I have no problem being on my phone the whole second half”
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Richard Nixon Mask @ityslenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Please join me in the second half as I assign an official Woke Score™️ to every commercial
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/02/2025
it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
kanye this kanye that kan ye all just shut up about him forever
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
who cares about imposter syndrome we’re all half plastic at this point
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
cats need to wake up. ive got stuff to do you cant just be on my lap relaxing me and making me reflect on how trivial human problems are
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I wish the San Antonio Zoo was on here bc they are unbelievably funny on social media and also if you give them $10 they will name a cockroach after someone you hate and then feed it to an animal at the zoo
people.com
San Antonio Zoo Will, Once Again, Let You Name a Cockroach After Your Ex and Have It Fed to an Animal
The San Antonio Zoo will be celebrating Valentine's Day later this month through its annual 'Cry Me a Cockroach' fundraiser, which will allow individuals to name a cockroach after their ex that will t...
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Democrats have devoted decades to cultivating "the mature adults in the room" as an identity and seeing things like street protests, rule-breaking, and violence as tacky and beneath them so it's probably going to take some time for them to work up to "Just push past them, make them arrest you."
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I've been watching the Superbowl since I was a wee Beardog. Never missed one. This year I can't bring myself to watch it. They will be focusing on The Orange Turd the whole game. They have taken the end racism message out of the endzone. Still going to eat our snacks but it'll be movie time.
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Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
F**k Elon Musk
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
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